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Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I know. But I think those crying foul, missed the point I was making. To wit: how many cat pics, recipes etc haven't we endured around here? Did I say anything? Nope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE

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SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

D_Smart posted:

Did I say anything? Nope.

Derek, on ELE.

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Mendrian: Jan 6, 2013

I'm sure we'll all go ballistic once there's something else to discuss.

Endless speculation about a thing DS already knows about isn't really fun for the rest of us.

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Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Derek, I got your back.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:40

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

AtV in 20 mins

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:40

Programmer Humor: Nov 27, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

why did we join this guy's cult again?

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Plural Abysss: Feb 25, 2016

Well that was a weird page

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:40

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Kilmers Elbow posted:

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Codekeeper: Feb 10, 2013; Innocence proves nothing.

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

Congratulations on making this threat all about RYAN ARCHER

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:40

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

D_Smart posted:

You missed the point. But hey, it makes no difference to me either way.

well if its something you can't talk about for legal reasons or whatever there are much better ways of communicating that. the post you wrote makes it sound like you're just flipping out because its not directly related to your warlording.

.

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Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:41

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Daztek posted:

AtV in 20 mins

okay but how late will it be?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:41

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

I think it's all very interesting and it's all SC related anyway so lets be cool :shobon:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:41

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I know. But I think those crying foul, missed the point I was making. To wit: how many cat pics, recipes etc haven't we endured around here? Did I say anything? Nope.

Would you care to restate your point then. Until you or CIG or whoever provides something else to talk about, the thread is going to fluctuate all over the place. The Ryan Archer stuff is semitopical and easy for a lot of people to point and laugh at, at least until we get to this E.L.E. or whatever you've been hyping.

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Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

BMan posted:

Ryan Archer RYAN ARCHER RYAN ARCHER

Original do not steel

Goobs posted:

drat near spit out my drink my man

Sushi in Yiddish fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:42

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

D_Smart posted:

I am on p2788.

When I get to the current last page (2798) that I am on now, for every loving Ryan Archer post that I see, I won't post for 1 day. e.g. if I see 10 posts after p2798, that's 10 days that I won't post.

And when I do come back, I will start reading from page count + number of days. Which means that every thing that came before, I will neither read, nor respond to.

So yeah, you loving idiots need to stop with this Ryan Archer poo poo and go create another thread for it.

That is all.

In fairness to others, I have to re-think my position.

So new rules. For every loving Ryan Archer post, which means 1 day of my not posting AND skipping pages, I want to see at least 4 non-RA posts. So that's a good ratio and it means that I won't miss that many pages.

But seriously, unlike my reading every page religiously, if this RA bullshit continues, even with the above ratio, it just means a lot of skipped pages containing stuff directed at me; and which will never get replies.

ps. E.L.E. in-bound

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Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

D_Smart posted:

In fairness to others, I have to re-think my position.

So new rules. For every loving Ryan Archer post, which means 1 day of my not posting AND skipping pages, I want to see at least 4 non-RA posts. So that's a good ratio and it means that I won't miss that many pages.

But seriously, unlike my reading every post religiously, if this RA bullshit continues, even with the above ratio, it just means a lot of skipped pages containing stuff directed at me; and which will never get replies.

Nope, still go gently caress yourself.

The End.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:43

Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

A dumb idea poorly exeucted!

i read that in a down syndrome voice.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:43

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

D_Smart posted:

But seriously, unlike my reading every page religiously, if this RA bullshit continues, even with the above ratio, it just means a lot of skipped pages containing stuff directed at me; and which will never get replies.

I'm sure those posters will either ask you again, or will live without. Tough burden I know, but you don't have to sacrifice yourself for us.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:43

DigitalMocking: Jun 8, 2010; Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

ZenMaster posted:

Who wants to learn art the Ryan Archer way?

https://sendvid.com/n6fln1tn

I am dying.

I am dying.

I am ded

Those folder names.

:perfect:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:43

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Sickening posted:

Nope, still go gently caress yourself.

The End.

You're not very bright are you? Your post just helped the ratio quota.

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Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

We just need Eonwe to post a few pages about animes

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:44

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I know. But I think those crying foul, missed the point I was making. To wit: how many cat pics, recipes etc haven't we endured around here? Did I say anything? Nope.

Don't tell people your personal kryptonite Derek, especially here. The recipe poo poo bores the hell out of me but you say anything about it and you'll only make it worse.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:44

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I know. But I think those crying foul, missed the point I was making. To wit: how many cat pics, recipes etc haven't we endured around here? Did I say anything? Nope.

Just go with flow. It's ok if you're not fond of the Ryan Archer stuff. I enjoy the stuff about Star Citizen being a technical and financial disaster far more, but the plagiarism poo poo is a good palate cleanser.

The Jessica Biel Sandi stand-up was sublime, even you have to admit that. Just imagine how pissed she was to know she was carting around and showing off Jessica Biel.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:44

Geocities Homepage King: Nov 26, 2007; I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I know. But I think those crying foul, missed the point I was making. To wit: how many cat pics, recipes etc haven't we endured around here? Did I say anything? Nope.

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Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Goobs posted:

Aww man that's clever. :five:

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Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Do remember that mods can help you if you desire a self imposed moratorium on this, or any thread for that matter.

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Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

You better ask Archer to trace you an abacus, because boy howdy are you going to have some posts to count.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:45

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

D_Smart posted:

You're not very bright are you? Your post just helped the ratio quota.

lol checkmate

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:45

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

I'm really looking forward to reading about this on r/dereksmart

e; ryan archer

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:46

Fat and Useless: Sep 3, 2011; Not Thin and Useful

I fully expect this thread to pop into FYAD or at least GBS tomorrow so maybe it's best Derek stops posting/reading anyway.

also Ryan Archer.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:46

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Derek how many people will jump ship today?*

*Not counting anyone called Ryan.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:47

Lonkface: Jan 22, 2016; All that glitters is not gold.

D_Smart posted:

You're not very bright are you? Your post just helped the ratio quota.

Outsmarted

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runsamok: Jan 12, 2011

D_Smart posted:

In fairness to others, I have to re-think my position.

So new rules. For every loving Ryan Archer post, which means 1 day of my not posting AND skipping pages, I want to see at least 4 non-RA posts. So that's a good ratio and it means that I won't miss that many pages.

But seriously, unlike my reading every page religiously, if this RA bullshit continues, even with the above ratio, it just means a lot of skipped pages containing stuff directed at me; and which will never get replies.

ps. E.L.E. in-bound

For every loving Derek Smart Anti Ryan Archer post, which means precisely gently caress-all, we want to see 1 post that isn't vaguer than Chris' pronunciation. So that's a good ratio and it means you won't be constantly laughed at.

But seriously, you're going to read every page religiously, you're far too committed to your own bullshit & need to get all the "in jokes", there's no way you're skipping pages & possibly not get a joke or two.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Daztek posted:

We just need Eonwe to post a few pages about animes

anime, is in fact, good

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:48

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Toops posted:

LMFAO IT DOESN'T STOP!!! AAAHAHAHAHA!!

gently caress that dude.

This forever and ever

Fool yourself once, that's faith, fool yourself again, that's space court

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:48

Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

What's everyones favourite Derek quirk? Lets cheer the old lug up.

Mine is how when he's quoting a post that quotes something he's written he edits his own words back into their quote because he loves the sound of his own voice lmao

the Archer stuff has been the funniest stuff in the thread lately, don't make us choose between Derek and Ryan we love them equally

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:48

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

On the other hand I have to concede that the ele came right on time

# ? Mar 31, 2016 19:49

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

D_Smart posted:

You're not very bright are you? Your post just helped the ratio quota.

I hate to shatter your illusions but if you never posted on SA ever again this thread would still exist and just as much information would end up in it.

Actually, it would probably have less blue balls.

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GabrielMobius: Mar 22, 2016; everything is fine

Eonwe posted:

anime, is in fact, good

Let us talk at length about the latest light novel adaptations

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