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Toxxupation posted:You know how in an mmo that sometimes a level 80 hunter trains an endgame raid boss from all the way across the map to a peaceful village of level 1 newbies who are just totally overwhelmed for hours What does that make Koos?
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Enourmo posted:I mean, Was it ever confirmed that BKEW had some kind of low-level schizophrenia?
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RZApublican posted:Hussie said in a previous news post that he has nearly a half-hours worth of flash animation ready to be used during the final updates, didn't he? Because unless I've miscounted the days we only have the updates tomorrow before we go on a short break, and after that it's only 40 pages until the End of Act Five update, to be followed by Act 7 in one day. Unless he sprinkles flashes in with those 40 pages he'll have to use the animation either during End of Act Five or Act 7. Are we really looking at a 30 minute Homestuck flash here? I really really want it to be at least 40 minutes so it can open for a limited engagement in Los Angeles County theaters and be technically eligable for an Oscar. I guess you can always just concatenate Cascade and it or something, even as nonsense as that would be without context.
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bkew's poo poo is pretty interesting, but there isn't much space left for some of his theories to be revealed. for the controversial "inversion" thing in particular, i believe he said that if homestuck ends without it being pretty much explicitly confirmed, he would consider that a disconfirmation. i wonder if he really will change his mind..... i wonder if hussie will deliver any "word of god" statements on the content of the story after its conclusion. probably not, i suspect he'll want to dive right into whatever he's doing next, monster that he is.
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Ariong posted:I just had a thought. With her mind control nullified, the most powerful weapon the Condesce has is her psionics, particularly her eye lasers. That led me to another thought: It has been far too long since we've seen Rose apply knitting needles to someone's eyes. Strictly speaking, now that it's not a chaotic clusterfuck of a mess, Condy might actually be out of her league. I mean yeah, massive eye lasers and telekinesis, but she's fighting 3 God Tiers who have been god tiers for quite a while. One of whom seems to have powers well beyond his normal level, and no Bec/Jack/Jade/Jane to distract them. Granted, it's not quite as bad as the Jack-off featuring the Striders and Terezi, but still. Jakes about to get jumped, though. Enourmo posted:I mean, The best part about BKEW is how terrifically wrong he is, but his scattershot approach means the one time out of a million he's right, he thinks he's got a flawless record.
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Doctor What, when you eventually make it into this thread, just know a friendly face awaits you. PlomBar. If they're not friendly to you then I don't know what to tell ya man
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I AM PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT gently caress YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE.
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Plom Bar posted:I AM PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT gently caress YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. / 
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Apr 2, 2016 06:01
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we are all perfectly delightful people in this, the thread for screaming the word "irony" while beating ourselves with chains
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Apr 2, 2016 06:06
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It's funny that Toxx thinks Doctor What's posts in this thread are gonna be worse than his own
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well at the very least, theyre considerably less angry
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To me it's the idea that he can just call up some carpetbagger to start posting their breathless liveblogging theories in here and we're supposed to be shaking in our boots. In these days, the twilight of Homestuck, after five years and 1700+ pages, complete with lean years spent doing nothing but clawing at each other like wild animals. Just another glob of phlegm in the bucket.
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I grant the importance of striking poses, but I hope most of the god tiers will be fighting with their powers, not just with their fists and/or weapons. Assuming carapacians have souls, Dirk ought to be able to take out one Jack single-handed, for instance. I realize Striders gotta sword, but it does seem like a waste. Also, Plom Bar, you have my axe. It's a labrys.
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Apr 2, 2016 06:21
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I grant the importance of striking poses, but I hope most of the god tiers will be fighting with their powers, not just with their fists and/or weapons. Assuming carapacians have souls, Dirk ought to be able to take out one Jack single-handed, for instance. I realize Striders gotta sword, but it does seem like a waste. Well, Dave is almost definitely not going to time travel, but neither of the Jacks should be too difficult anyway. And John has drilled through a planet, before. Dude better be using that terrifying command of the Breeze fighting the Batterwitch.
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Apr 2, 2016 06:23
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Android Blues posted:It's funny that Toxx thinks Doctor What's posts in this thread are gonna be worse than his own when did i say that
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Classtoise posted:Well, Dave is almost definitely not going to time travel, but neither of the Jacks should be too difficult anyway. can't wait for john to show us that when it comes to demigods, their very breath is destruction
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Apr 2, 2016 06:33
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Dang that's vintage. Also shame on all of you for not knowing a good Karkat line when you see one
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Apr 2, 2016 08:08
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i'm reasonably sure everybody recognized it, nobody felt the need to say so
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Tunicate posted:What does that make Koos? pre-nerf C'thun
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That guy is a right oval office. edit: not the dog. gently caress sake.
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It would be weird to see a Jack die right now. They don't die, they inexplicably survive against all odds Like Gamzee
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Just reread the sequence before Terezi: Remember. Really good stuff, and very relevant to the recent talk about multiple instances of people forming a whole the knowledge of which is a kind of apotheosis. In the context of the recent log on that subject it feels like even more of a redemptive moment for Terezi - and pretty impressive as well! She talks about how perhaps she'll never be whole because she didn't complete her quest back in the trolls' session, but achieving awareness of her other self through her Mind powers actually seems like a belated moment of quest completion, when you think about it in the context of meta-awareness as enlightenment. Android Blues fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Dolash posted:To me it's the idea that he can just call up some carpetbagger to start posting their breathless liveblogging theories in here and we're supposed to be shaking in our boots. In these days, the twilight of Homestuck, after five years and 1700+ pages, complete with lean years spent doing nothing but clawing at each other like wild animals. It's not supposed to be bad it's supposed to be exciting you cynical fucks!!!!! I'm nice
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Regy Rusty posted:It's not supposed to be bad it's supposed to be exciting you cynical fucks!!!!! Why would it be exciting? Oh wow, fresh hot take #1,382,494. I can't wait for that! Golly, do you suppose they'll figure out the terrible mystery of [x] before [y]?
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So a person is going to liveblog their opinions of Homestuck here? And it's an analitycal sort of person? That's cool. few livebloggers are, it might be interesting.Who What Now posted:Why would it be exciting? different people find different things exciting or amusing i am sorry you had to find out this way
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Urodov posted:bkew's poo poo is pretty interesting, but there isn't much space left for some of his theories to be revealed. for the controversial "inversion" thing in particular, i believe he said that if homestuck ends without it being pretty much explicitly confirmed, he would consider that a disconfirmation. i wonder if he really will change his mind..... i wonder if hussie will deliver any "word of god" statements on the content of the story after its conclusion. probably not, i suspect he'll want to dive right into whatever he's doing next, monster that he is. last time I checked on BKEW this was my takeaway from him. Since when I am not really interested in something I leave it be instead of stalkingly mock it, I don't know if he changed anything in the last months though
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paradoxGentleman posted:different people find different things exciting or amusing I always knew. It just still bewilders me that people can be so objectively wrong.
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Apr 2, 2016 15:47
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I have seen the light. I have learned to love the One True Way to enjoy Homestuck discussion.
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Who What Now posted:I always knew. It just still bewilders me that people can be so objectively wrong. I would think you of all people would understand that.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I have seen the light. I have learned to love the One True Way to enjoy Homestuck discussion. With a delightful Pramnian, scratching and sniffing nacho-smelling books.
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a neg8ive influence
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Plom Bar posted:With a delightful Pramnian, scratching and sniffing nacho-smelling books. I'm a Lesbian wine? /baffled
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Apr 2, 2016 19:11
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The final update before the end has struck. poo poo's getting real.
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Apr 2, 2016 19:32
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Tenebrais posted:The final update before the end has struck. I thought tomorrow was the final update, then the miniomegapause, then the straight shot to the end?
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Tenebrais posted:The final update before the end has struck. I can't wait to see how this gets hosed up.
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Classtoise posted:I thought tomorrow was the final update, then the miniomegapause, then the straight shot to the end? Today is the last of the six days, the 28th was the first. The Probably Absolutely Final Three-Day Pause has begun.
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Apr 2, 2016 19:45
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So there are like 40 pages left right?
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Aaaand here we all are at the top of the rollercoaster hill. Hands in the air, kiddies, here we go! I don't have any deep analysis. Jake is in trouble, and he knows it. Rose has the Thorns of Oglogoth out, which is not necessarily a good sign. What's this thing behind Tavros?  Dave is doing the one-pixel smile, I think. 
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Jake is in trouble, and he knows it. I dunno, his expression looks more like, "Wait, why am I fighting these guys?" I feel like he's either going to suddenly remember he can fly and just leave, or pull some kind of power of hope/friendship speech shenanigans.
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