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I was going to thank you all for possibly the most entertaining thread I've read on these forums, second only to Brian-san from 2005 or so, but I think Fiona the catte will do a better job of it. She's also making the face I imagine dsmart's going to make when Roberts comes asking for shelter from the shitstorm. Thbbt.
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XK posted:Exactly, what happens if they actually finish SQ42 Episode 1? They are going to just jump right into Episode 2. Now we've seen the script I really really want to see real actors (and Sandi) reading that absolute bollocks in terrible mocap-o-vision.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:16 |
got the crack and holy heck who saw that coming
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:17 |
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I don't believe any of you motherfuckers that say you've cracked it
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:18 |
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Bolow posted:I don't believe any of you motherfuckers that say you've cracked it I anticipated that, so I've encrypted proof...
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:20 |
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Nation posted:got the crack and holy heck who saw that coming Yep, its a doozy!
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:21 |
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XK posted:Exactly, what happens if they actually finish SQ42 Episode 1? They are going to just jump right into Episode 2. I long for Chris telling the world that it's the realization of his grand vision ever since he was a very small boy, only to turn around one month later when sales figures are in and say that it was actually ruined by things out of his control
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:21 |
Bolow posted:I don't believe any of you motherfuckers that say you've cracked it i begged someone to share
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:22 |
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Bolow posted:I don't believe any of you motherfuckers that say you've cracked it I guarantee that several have cracked this - Derek has confirmation from some of them. There's a reason those people haven't said a word. Two weeks.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:23 |
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The backers will really get some worth out of their cognitive dissonance training
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:23 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I guarantee that several have cracked this - Derek has confirmation from some of them. There's a reason those people haven't said a word. Two weeks. I've heard this "two weeks" thing for like half a year now and nothing has happened.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:26 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I guarantee that several have cracked this - Derek has confirmation from some of them. There's a reason those people haven't said a word. Two weeks. it is that bad?
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:28 |
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intardnation posted:it is that bad? It's a sickening and heartbreaking truth.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:29 |
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Bolow posted:I don't believe any of you motherfuckers that say you've cracked it You have almost everything you need to instantly decrypt Derek's secret. If you can figure out how it was encrypted there is only one piece of information missing and you can brute force it. You can also just wait until tomorrow when he gives the last clue, but what's the fun in that. Some people have absolutely solved it, it's worth the effort.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:29 |
intardnation posted:it is that bad? It's hosed.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:29 |
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Roeben posted:I've heard this "two weeks" thing for like half a year now and nothing has happened. It's a biblical two weeks.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:30 |
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drat Dirty Ape posted:It's a biblical two weeks. Can we start using a fortnight instead? It will sound better when the story is retold in the future.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:32 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:Now we've seen the script I really really want to see real actors (and Sandi) reading that absolute bollocks in terrible mocap-o-vision. You can already see Sandi reading absolute bollocks every week, though.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:35 |
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XK posted:Can we start using a fortnight instead? It will sound better when the story is retold in the future. A what? Fork-knife? No.. No. Two weeks.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:40 |
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Bolow posted:I don't believe any of you motherfuckers that say you've cracked it e: then again, I'm really lazy
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:40 |
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Reharakhti posted:
Not only is this space suit canon now, I already named parts of it, such as the Emergency Helmet Deployment Thingy, or EHDT for short yes
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:42 |
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Does anyone have a link to the script? I had a moment of weakness, skipped a 1000 posts and must have missed it
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:42 |
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AP posted:Meanwhile at CIG. Remember when backers called bullshit on the 20K coffee machine? Now CIG post it on social media. They really don't give a gently caress about even pretending to be frugal with backer money any more.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:43 |
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Never forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3iKfqaPKkU
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:43 |
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CellarDweller posted:Derek, if it gets out that you leaked this you are loving finished. I guess it was pretty loving dumb for him to explicitly say "I gave it to Beer, here you go, also here is some Davinci Code stuff to solve it, lol" then. Pretty easy to tie it to him.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:43 |
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Berious posted:Remember when backers called bullshit on the 20K coffee machine? Now CIG post it on social media. They really don't give a gently caress about even pretending to be frugal with backer money any more. everyone with the sense to care has already jumped ship only plan left is to play to the whalecult
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:44 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I guarantee that several have cracked this - Derek has confirmation from some of them. There's a reason those people haven't said a word. Two weeks. Two weeks wasn't it
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:44 |
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I never thought I would be taking screen caps of forum stuff, but this was a little too wtf for me. In what reality does this make sense?
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:46 |
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I was picturing a big fancy automatic coffee machine that could serve a bunch of people at once. Still wasteful but you can see what they were trying to achieve (no caffeine lines for their perma crunch crew). But something you have to screw around with a taking loving lessons to use is just completely stupid and totally CIG
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:46 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I guarantee that several have cracked this - Derek has confirmation from some of them. There's a reason those people haven't said a word. Two weeks. Well half of one week really. I'm considering asking for Wednesday off due to unforseen circumstances
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:46 |
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i absolutely dont believe mr smart would use the "two weeks" as a sarcastic catchphrase, much less one he does not mean literally he definitely wouldnt use it to bullshit about having info he really doesn't just to rile people up and see how they react
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:46 |
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XK posted:Can we start using a fortnight instead? It will sound better when the story is retold in the future. And lo, the time of waiting was four and ten nights, giveth or taketh a year.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:48 |
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Banano posted:Does anyone have a link to the script? I had a moment of weakness, skipped a 1000 posts and must have missed it http://pastebin.com/G8fNs8dT You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:48 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/325209/birds-why-waiting-is-good Cobblers is back. This is good.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:49 |
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Sillybones posted:I never thought I would be taking screen caps of forum stuff, but this was a little too wtf for me. The kind of reality where Star Citizen is coming out.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:51 |
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Star Citizen: Flipping Imaginary Birds, Get The Money, Bit Bit Bitcoin, Ya Heard? e: Star Citizen: Sick Crowdcoin Mining Rig, Bro
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:52 |
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orcinus posted:The dumbest poo poo i ever did was to put some isopropanol in the ultrasonic cleaner. The first thing I thought of when reading this is when I added lighter fluid into a charcoal grill that wasn't quite started enough. The realization of my mistake was immediate, then seeing the cloud form in front of me, and explode in a fireball as I dove away, cemented the lesson with absolute permanence. I only use cooking oil, balled-up newspaper, and a chimney starter, to start charcoal grilling anymore. Pro-tip: Lighter fluid sucks, and use chunk charcoal.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:52 |
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Bolow posted:I don't believe any of you motherfuckers that say you've cracked it I want to believe, but I don't.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 18:52 |
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What sites or programs have people used to crack it? I'm back home and want to have a go
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