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the only metal gear solid I've played is phantom pain and I've barely made a dent in it. but it's fun so far.
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cram me sideways posted:You'll play MGS1 and 2 and be happy with the arcade stealth but then you'll put in loving MGS3 and great now the radar's loving useless and now you've got to worry about this camoflage bullshit and it's so goddamn slow and who are all these boring characters and ugh no so you move on to MGS4 and it's sixteen billion hours of Kojima's autism, just a loving slog of him smelling his own farts and yessir more weird boss battles i hope you like looking at a wet woman's rear end as she writhes on the floor and begs you to kill her heehee kojima-san you are a character!!! okay so how about MGS5 well by god it's more loving plodding godawful not fun stealth action where you have to sit still for a billion hours trying to loving plot out a route or whatever except OOPSIE you didn't notice one guard so now the whole mission's hosed; BETTER START AGAIN. oh yeah and vagina-bomb. BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU GET A DOGGY AND REVOLVER OCELOT DOES A FUNNY You may be right because I haven't played all of these yet but drat is this an embarrassing way to express your point.
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cram me sideways posted:You'll play MGS1 and 2 and be happy with the arcade stealth but then you'll put in loving MGS3 and great now the radar's loving useless and now you've got to worry about this camoflage bullshit and it's so goddamn slow and who are all these boring characters and ugh no so you move on to MGS4 and it's sixteen billion hours of Kojima's autism, just a loving slog of him smelling his own farts and yessir more weird boss battles i hope you like looking at a wet woman's rear end as she writhes on the floor and begs you to kill her heehee kojima-san you are a character!!! okay so how about MGS5 well by god it's more loving plodding godawful not fun stealth action where you have to sit still for a billion hours trying to loving plot out a route or whatever except OOPSIE you didn't notice one guard so now the whole mission's hosed; BETTER START AGAIN. oh yeah and vagina-bomb. BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU GET A DOGGY AND REVOLVER OCELOT DOES A FUNNY Mgs3 1. You can go through the whole game in the starting olive drab (or naked, like a real Big Boss. 2. If you didn't like talking to Sigint about how you threw away his knife or being in a box or the sweet lever action of a Mosin, then that's cool. But Aspergers snake is way more interesting and unique than most characters. Mgs 4 1. The cutscenes are all skipable if you don't enjoy that. 2. The beauties take up maybe 5 minutes all together. And The beasts are all typical MGS bosses. 3. If you didn't tear up at the metal gear fight or fist fight, smh. 5. 1. It gives you so many options and tools that you'd have to be extremely dumb to have problems. 2. Womb bomb, way more symbolic. 3. I'm sorry you somehow suck at the easiest MGS stealth and decide to blame the core mechanics. I will give you that Kojima writing isn't for everyone. And that the gratuitous sexualization of male and female characters is dissonant with the rest of the tone.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:15 |
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NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOR YOU
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:18 |
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(snake eater)
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:18 |
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It is decided. I am going to do my best to get through MGS1 and play them in order! Also I am european so my HD remastered disc might have peacewalker on it! If not I'll play it when I get to it. It comes before 5 and after 4, yes?
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:21 |
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VideoGames posted:It is decided. I am going to do my best to get through MGS1 and play them in order!
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:22 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Oh nooooo you guys sometimes games in a series change, instead of all being the same game forever, aaaaaaaaaa, let's freak the gently caress out aaaaaaaaaaa hosed up if true
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:23 |
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VideoGames posted:It is decided. I am going to do my best to get through MGS1 and play them in order! yeah, though it's a sequel to mgs3, so you could just play it then if you want. or not at all, if you don't like it.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:24 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:It was released after 4, yeah. I wasn't a fan, but a lot of people really enjoy it. I know the chronological order of the games is a little whack, but I figure I'll get the best out of the games if I play them in release order because that's how those who love them experienced it. Might make a start on MGS1 in a few. I am terrible at video games.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:27 |
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mgs1 isn't that hard. just be sure you've got your box handy
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:29 |
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Whose footprints are these!?
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:31 |
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I've been in a really good mood all afternoon and it's thanks to Metal Gear Solid [series] and in particular Peace Walker
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:38 |
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VideoGames posted:I know the chronological order of the games is a little whack, but I figure I'll get the best out of the games if I play them in release order because that's how those who love them experienced it.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:44 |
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Nasgate posted:5. And then when you "beat" the game you still have a shitton more grinding to do, so most people just won't even get the really cool poo poo buuuuut people wanted more Peace Walker so that's what you get
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:16 |
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Wasn't MGS1 like the only game that used the buttons in an analogue fashion, like for melee or something, or am I thinking of something else
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:16 |
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Ciaphas posted:Wasn't MGS1 like the only game that used the buttons in an analogue fashion, like for melee or something, or am I thinking of something else Nah, it's 2 and 3 (4 maybe?). It's cool cause to lower your pistol without firing a shot off requires you to relax your finger on the button carefully.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:20 |
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Ciaphas posted:Wasn't MGS1 like the only game that used the buttons in an analogue fashion, like for melee or something, or am I thinking of something else that's mgs2 and 3. you'd hold the button lightly to raise your gun and press down to fire. they remapped it in the hd releases.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:21 |
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Oh yeah I remember thinking at the time "those buttons are analog?!"
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:24 |
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corn in the bible posted:that's mgs2 and 3. you'd hold the button lightly to raise your gun and press down to fire.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:25 |
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hello I hope everybody is having a good day today
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:56 |
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yep!
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:59 |
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I've decided to finally play through Hexen and its expansion, Deathkings of the Dark Citadel. Jesus loving Christ Hexen is awful. It is just straight-up bad. It is a stupidly lovely game and its expansion did not improve on anything besides letting you know if a switch affected something in another dungeon (the base game did not and instead left it to you to go back and poke around).
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:59 |
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Mak0rz posted:I've decided to finally play through Hexen and its expansion, Deathkings of the Dark Citadel. hexen is a bad doom mod. skip
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:00 |
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FirstAidKite posted:hello I hope everybody is having a good day today finished a term paper today
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:00 |
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I can't stop making miifotos of my friends. Somebody delete this app from my phone
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:01 |
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corn in the bible posted:finished a term paper today aboutdamned time!! I am glad, and hope that you get a good grade on it
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:03 |
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corn in the bible posted:hexen is a bad doom mod. skip I thought FirstPersonShitter's old review rant was exaggerating for comedy, but no he in fact did not stress enough how loving awful the game is. It is actually worse than he leads you to believe with these posts. FirstPersonShitter posted:I do not like Hexen. FirstPersonShitter posted:Wait hold up I knew there was something I forgot to talk about :
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:04 |
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Dark Forces and Marathon 2 were the fun Doom clones. Heretic was ok and Hexen I could not even bother with.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:08 |
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Broseph Brostar posted:I can't stop making miifotos of my friends. Somebody delete this app from my phone same
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:10 |
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FirstAidKite posted:hello I hope everybody is having a good day today Not really to be honest
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:10 |
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FirstAidKite posted:aboutdamned time!! yeah seriously. still got one left to write but ive got a couple weeks for it.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:14 |
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Also I never played Hexen but I remember Hexen 2 being pretty awesome.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:15 |
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I just met revolver ocelot and goodness me he is a lot of fun. Though I accidentally blew up president baker because I put down c4 instead of using my socom thingie.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:16 |
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VideoGames posted:I just met revolver ocelot and goodness me he is a lot of fun. Though I accidentally blew up president baker because I put down c4 instead of using my socom thingie.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:22 |
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Stock footage of nuclear tests with narration about the Cold War is extremely my thing.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:22 |
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Natasha is here to tell you that nukes are bad. Okay now you don't have to call her ever again.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:24 |
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oddium posted:same Miitomo is the premier app for photoshopping yourself into pictures of your cat
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 23:24 |
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CrashCat posted:On the other hand you don't start with hardly any of them, and even when you get them the game goes like "no lol here's a straight damage battle, hope you did enough grinding to have the necessary DPS or you're gonna replay this forever" The first dps battle is after you get D-Walker, who trivializes it. The next is the metal gear fight. So uhh? To VideoGames: If you have peacewalker, go ahead and try it. But all the story is recapped in GZ/5. And honestly the gameplay is a big downgrade because it was for PSP. Unless you really fall for the series, I wouldn't recommend buying it. Not that it's really bad, it's just grindy and really tailored to multiple short sessions on the train.
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Accordion Man posted:Natasha is here to tell you that nukes are bad. Okay now you don't have to call her ever again.
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