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The "you're just a hater anyway" argument is terrible. I desperately would love for there to be a Superman movie that is good, and gave the last two cinematic at-bats a lot more latitude than I would have for more movies, I think because of a fondness for the character. He's just become completely unrecognizable though, like almost a level of disrespect for the character that reaches XMO:Wolvering Deadpool levels.
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What amazing comic covers. Bat-Son's striped bell bottoms are the clincher; also Robin face palming in the dark corner.
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Gutcruncher posted:Batman The Brave and the Bold had an amazing Batman Vs Superman episode that even great cutaway gags based on the Superdick covers i would pay good money to see a DC movie universe based on Batman: Brave and Bold
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Nobody would watch a goofy superhero movie, idiot. I am a highly-paid movie producer and I have never heard of Deadpool, GotG, Ironman, or the well-received Reeves Superman. But yeah, a super fun movie where a bunch of insane superheroes were just relaxing on a space station and waiting for a magic alien from the future to attack St. Louis would be amazing.
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A serious tone movie can have fun light moments and a light fun tone movie can have serious moments, but when your movie is all PUNCHING SMASH DEPRESSION EXPLOSION GRIMDARK it had better be like really really good, like Nolan batman 2, or it's just "not good" Movies should be "good" and not "bad" is, what,
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naem posted:Movies should be "good" and not "bad" is, what, there is a whole subforum that would disagree
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I laughed nonstop through two fantastic hours of deadpool, a graphic movie about murder/torturer/prostitute/killers Man of steel, a movie where heroic good guys save the day, left me grim and depressed, lifeless, sad, bereft of hope, with a sense that powers beyond my control don't much care about me or anything and we might as well just smash stuff because meh
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naem posted:A serious tone movie can have fun light moments and a light fun tone movie can have serious moments, but when your movie is all PUNCHING SMASH DEPRESSION EXPLOSION GRIMDARK it had better be like really really good, like Nolan batman 2, or it's just "not good" The weird thing is the Nolan Batmen had plenty of jokes but DC forgot this I guess
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Disappointed SMG's first take didn't mention Zizek even once. 3/5, will wait for extended cut.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Hell, we still have X-men running strong at 8 films in the franchise and they still haven't technically used their reboot card, which Batman has cashed in 3 times, and Superman and Spiderman have used twice. 'Superman Returns' was a sequel to Reeves' Superman and Superman II (but ignored III and IV) so it wasn't technically a hard reboot. Not that I realised it was supposed to be a sequel when I watched it ...
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I have always attested that's Addam West batman, is best batman. It rhymes so it must be true, heck even Nolan acknowledges this by basing the whole third act of rises on the Addam West film. 'Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb'
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TheDonPeters posted:I have always attested that's Addam West batman, is best batman. It rhymes so it must be true, heck even Nolan acknowledges this by basing the whole third act of rises on the Addam West film. 'Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb' This is what I have always stated, myself. Adam West is the one true batman.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:'Superman Returns' was a sequel to Reeves' Superman and Superman II (but ignored III and IV) so it wasn't technically a hard reboot. Not that I realised it was supposed to be a sequel when I watched it ... A [dumb] thought that passed through my head last night as I was catching up with this thread and saw Joel Schumacher's Batmans mentioned- it's only pretty recent that all these concepts of 'reboots' and 'soft reboots' and so on have come in to common enough vernacular, and almost specifically in regards to our big nerdy genre films. It'd be interesting to think if those terms had been around in 1995, and how that would have shaped our thinking...
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Adam West Batman owns. https://vine.co/v/iH9x0rXeI3B
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:A [dumb] thought that passed through my head last night as I was catching up with this thread and saw Joel Schumacher's Batmans mentioned- it's only pretty recent that all these concepts of 'reboots' and 'soft reboots' and so on have come in to common enough vernacular, and almost specifically in regards to our big nerdy genre films. It'd be interesting to think if those terms had been around in 1995, and how that would have shaped our thinking... I know that Tim Burton's Planet Of The Apes brought about the term "reimagining", but that was 2001 or so. I'm not sure if anyone referred to the 1989 Batman as a reboot or remake, since it definitely wasn't following the Adam West-Burt Ward TV show or movie. It was just is it's own thing.
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Apr 5, 2016 12:56
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i'm robin in the background seriously rethinking his life up to this point
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Sadly, I don't think this is a real cover. Check the approval stamp and compare it to the others posted.
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snyder's ayn rand movie would def be the culling blow to his career. can't imagine how loving bad that garbage would be
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"Anyone who doesn't like Batman vs. Superman is literally retarded, it was a good movie" - my roommate who almost burned my house down, who I drive to work every day as he has no car, thinks the wrestler Kane should be president and is also a big DC fanboy
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Otisburg posted:there is a whole subforum that would disagree no see if a movie is too good you don't have to invoke your
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please make an ayn rand movie with slow mo 300 fight scenes please the world needs this
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Mr. Unlucky posted:please make an ayn rand movie with slow mo 300 fight scenes please the world needs this imagine the entirety of the galt speech in slow motion. words too of course.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Adam West Batman owns. It must have ruled writing for batman back then. Every single person is high and drunk off their loving rear end. Then he's hanging from like a helicopter Yeah! And then a shark jumps up and grabs him. Luckily, like, luckily man, he's got like, shark repellent. Whoa......
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FizFashizzle posted:It must have ruled writing for batman back then. Can we at least agree that Julie Newmar was the hottest catwoman?
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in the justice league movie can there be a scene where a tsunami is headed towards a third world country and instead of stopping it superman is all 'moochers don't deserved to be loved, rust in piss brownfolk'
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Percelus posted:in the justice league movie can there be a scene where a tsunami is headed towards a third world country and instead of stopping it superman is all 'moochers don't deserved to be loved, rust in piss brownfolk' [gunman shooting up a kindergarten class, Superman crashes through school ceiling and stands in the way of the shooter] Kids: SUPERMAN! Superman: this never would have happened if you kids had guns *superman flies away* Cindy, age 5: Where are you goi... *Cindy's brains splash her 21 year old teacher in the face as she tries to hide the children behind her as a human shield*
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:'Superman Returns' was a sequel to Reeves' Superman and Superman II (but ignored III and IV) so it wasn't technically a hard reboot. Not that I realised it was supposed to be a sequel when I watched it ... That's a big part of why it didn't work. It couldn't decide whether it was a sequel or a remake, so it ended up just being Donner's Superman with a dumb cu ck plotline added in.
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Gammatron 64 posted:thinks the wrestler Kane should be president Sounds good to me.
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"God damnit Perry I won't write another article about how we should give social security to all these immigrants" *Perry smiles Jewishly* "this looks like a job for Superman..." (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:[gunman shooting up a kindergarten class, Superman crashes through school ceiling and stands in the way of the shooter]
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Mel Mudkiper posted:In the movie its delivered as a half-hearted one-liner with all of its emotional weight removed from the performance. I was already ready to give up on the film, but as soon as they did the bit with Rorschach and the shrink and Rorschy gives a big list as to why he loving loathes him, but in the film he goes, "You're fat..." And then there's a huge pause for laughs, (fair play people DID laugh) I just shook my head. loving Watchmen, man. Such a ham-handed mess.
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Gammatron 64 posted:"Anyone who doesn't like Batman vs. Superman is literally retarded, it was a good movie" sorry you share quarters with somebody that seems to be the living antithesis of having good taste
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Young Freud posted:Sadly, I don't think this is a real cover. Check the approval stamp and compare it to the others posted. Aw hell, you're right.   
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Kevin Smith has an hour long review of BvS on youtube, creating what may in fact be the only thing more unwatchable than BvS itself.
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