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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I had heard that whole thing before, but a refresher is always appreciated, boff:
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I will never judge DePace for giving Howard that tape because it was the best example of deflection in the show I've ever seen. Gary literally sleeping on the job and he tried so hard to make it seem like Scott pulled a fast one.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:55 |
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Scott DePace is terrible and I hope his sons turn out gay and disown him.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 22:53 |
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Ether Frenzy posted:Scott DePace is terrible and I hope his sons turn out gay and disown him. They're probably murder him with the Video Caddy "Menendez brothers" like.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 23:07 |
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-Atom- posted:I will never judge DePace for giving Howard that tape because it was the best example of deflection in the show I've ever seen. Gary admitted it and was rightfully embarrassed and apologetic. Depace and Doug broke a pact with him, and while Doug apologized, Depace deflected it off onto EVERYONE. He is a piece of garbage.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 23:08 |
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Whoa, whoa whoa, I haven't heard it in a while and I'm listening to it now, but doesn't Gary take forever and a day to admit to sleeping? First he insists he's "resting his eyes for a moment" and when it's revealed he was snoring he's like, "well... geez I guess it really looks like I'm sleeping, but I have no recollection of that" and by the end he's apologizing when he realizes it's not such a big deal. Scott was a "scumbag" in that anybody in Gary's position would feel betrayed and pissed, but it was absolutely gold radio. It's like working in the president's office and discovering some giant scandal. Do you reveal it? Who do you owe more allegiance to, your boss or your country? Who does Scott have allegiance to, Gary, or Howard and the listeners? If anything, Gary's the one who's on hardcore deflection duty. HE'S loving SLEEPING ON THE JOB and he acts like he's the most outraged so people forget about it and the bit becomes more about how Scott is scummy. It's just another example like the ones Howard loves to use of, "show me a major show producer on Earth who could be caught doing X and get away with it". Gary is so loving lucky to have his job he should be blowing Howard 24/7.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 00:29 |
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Advice posted:If anything, Gary's the one who's on hardcore deflection duty. HE'S loving SLEEPING ON THE JOB and he acts like he's the most outraged so people forget about it and the bit becomes more about how Scott is scummy. It's just another example like the ones Howard loves to use of, "show me a major show producer on Earth who could be caught doing X and get away with it". Gary is so loving lucky to have his job he should be blowing Howard 24/7. Bingo. Booey was 100% in the wrong and his deflections were lovely. If Howard were at the top of his game, they wouldn't have accomplished a thing.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 00:32 |
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If anything, I think Howard played this one perfectly. "Rip on Gary for being inconpetent" is so old hat on the show, so he poked and prodded Gary but when he saw the opportunity for Back Office Drama he sat back and let people yell at each other, and it was genuine. We got an amazing bit out of it, and I don't think that was an accident.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 00:36 |
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I don't know, I'm willing to believe Gary's story about when he called Howard and apologized for sleeping. It's not like it was a regular thing, and Gary's regret seems genuine. Scott Depace doesn't give a gently caress, which is commendable to a point, but people need to stop expecting him to give a gently caress. Also, I don't know how anyone can respect someone who believes that Obama wasn't born in the U.S. Fred and Howard are all "We really like you, Scott, but..." and Jesus christ, maybe I'd be a terrible boss, but if I found out an employee of mine legitimately believed that and other crazy poo poo, my conversations with them would never, ever stray outside of work-related topics.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 00:48 |
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I wanna give Scott Depace a tiny bit of credit, whenever Howard did the Orson Welles' "What is a Gonk?" when pissed at the tv staff, Scott was always ready with the right response and accent.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 01:09 |
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Scott DePace was annoying as poo poo with his opinions but he had some great segments on the show when it comes to Staff Drama.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 02:14 |
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Eh, some revisionist stuff going here. Booey only initially said "resting my eyes" once right up until the tape was played and he copped to it immediately. It's perfectly logical that he doesn't think he slept because it's not hard to zone out into sleep for a brief period of time, have your eyes pop back open and just assume you were nodding off at best. I mean haven't any of you ever shut your eyes not trying to take a nap but wake up and find yourself wondering if you zonked out for a bit? I also don't think it was a deflection by Gary at all since he never said "Howard wouldn't have caught me if you didn't snitch on me", his point was separate and about a trust issue. Gary simply used the moment to call out DePace and Goodstein and curry favor with the fans, most of whom hate DePace already. Don't try to tie it all together. Gary was wrong for sleeping but right about having his trust broken. DePace was wrong for breaking Gary's trust but right for turning the tape over for the good of the show.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 03:13 |
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Oh my god, guys, I think my penis just went inside
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 03:26 |
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Look at those Ds (or whatever she said she was)
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 03:37 |
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CortezFantastic posted:Look at those Ds (or whatever she said she was) Lisa G's Double D's edit: Her twitter handle is lisag30d
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 03:43 |
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She looks like she's at work If you catch my drift
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 06:11 |
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Is that the face that she makes when takes shits at work? (takes shits at work) (takes shits at work)
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 06:13 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't know, I'm willing to believe Gary's story about when he called Howard and apologized for sleeping. It's not like it was a regular thing, and Gary's regret seems genuine. Scott Depace doesn't give a gently caress, which is commendable to a point, but people need to stop expecting him to give a gently caress. We don't have proof it was a regular thing. I'm sure he does it all the time.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 10:36 |
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prefect posted:We don't have proof it was a regular thing. I'm sure he does it all the time. I feel like Howard would have mentioned it in a heartbeat if it had been regularly occurring.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 11:06 |
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Jesus gently caress, I stared at her eyes for about three seconds and then had to scroll away. Just wrong, man, wrong on so many levels.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 12:15 |
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Do you think Lisa still gets chased down the street by crazed fans?
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 15:01 |
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She used to have a little cartoon avatar of herself on her site, but it looks like it's gone now.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 15:12 |
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I don't say this lightly: MONSTER! MONSTER! Break out the loving torches and pitchforks.
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Sand Monster posted:Do you think Lisa still gets chased down the street by crazed fans? Caramel macchiato.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 16:37 |
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Crotch Bat posted:Caramel macchiato. What is this? I missed it when it hit GBS months ago, and I have no idea what's going on.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What is this? I missed it when it hit GBS months ago, and I have no idea what's going on. Lisa was convinced Henry Hill was hitting on her in a major way and she played it up as this big thing and then they played the tape and he's just slurring that phrase to her and so she looks like a dolt. I tried to find it on Youtube but didn't have any luck. It's a good bit, too.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 16:49 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What is this? I missed it when it hit GBS months ago, and I have no idea what's going on. Henry Hill asked Lisa for a caramel macchiato. Lisa thought he asked to cum on her face.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 17:09 |
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closest I could find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlBhzKGC2F4
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:07 |
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Ok, so who's got the better parody songs? As much as I love all-things ETM, I'd have to give it to Riley Martin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muIg6mXIqvo Though this right here is my all-time favourite parody song, from ETM: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3dA6m7Ik-nzYjItTm9mbmtONnM
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 15:29 |
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That shirt is doing a great job at hiding her enormous breasts.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 15:55 |
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She must be the only single woman over 50 in NYC that has never had plastic surgery.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ok, so who's got the better parody songs? "Get...me on...your father's cock...NOW." Best line ever. BobbyK posted:That shirt is doing a great job at hiding her enormous breasts. She looks like the Haunt of Fear's Old Witch if she were in Vice City.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 21:43 |
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Squashy Nipples posted:I don't say this lightly: MONSTER! MONSTER! Now picture Ronnie the Limo Driver tasting her juices
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 02:49 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Though this right here is my all-time favourite parody song, from ETM: uh uh-uh uh-uh-uh uh uh-uh REDRUM uh uh-uh uh-uh-uh uh uh-uh-uh-uh ACK ACK
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 05:10 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ok, so who's got the better parody songs? Targzissians are obviously reptilian.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 14:58 |
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Do you guys listen to the current show. It's pretty good these days.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 15:25 |
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euphronius posted:Do you guys listen to the current show. It's pretty good these days. How 'bout The poo poo Show?
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 15:57 |
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euphronius posted:Do you guys listen to the current show. It's pretty good these days. What's good about it? I put it on and it's just high pitch Erik, Melissa McCarthy, or Jon Cryer. That's not doing it for my morning commutes. I was thinking about getting the Artie podcast. How's that been lately?
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Mark the Bagger was in recently. That was pretty good. He talked about how he jerks it onto his carpet twice a day.
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