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trudeau's like how do I even take a selfie with this thing
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 13:36 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 09:35 |
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very carefully
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 13:36 |
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http://www.jpost.com/Business-and-Innovation/Exclusive-Former-Blackberry-CEO-Heins-out-at-Israeli-tech-company-Powermat-446322quote:Powermat Technologies CEO Thorsten Heins, best known for his failed attempt to turn around Blackberry as CEO from 2012 to 2013, will leave the position, The Jerusalem Post has learned. lmao
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:30 |
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"Been doing a lot of phone research recently. The BlackBerry Priv launched in Australia last week. The demo unit was cool. Did my research and uh. BlackBerry only shipped 45 units for the entire of Australia."
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:36 |
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PleasureKevin posted:this doesn't even look like a photo op but they tried to make it one. JT's been doing the rounds with lovely canadian tech companies https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/702990309865689094
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 04:51 |
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maybe he can show up beside the withered husk of nortel next
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 05:12 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:lovely canadian tech companies this is redundant, btw
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 05:12 |
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reminder that California has a 30% greater GDP than all of Canada (pre-oil crash).
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:51 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 14:27 |
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Glorious Leader Justin Trudeau providing advice to the technologic engineers of the Democratic People's' Republic of Canada
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 17:15 |
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https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/705086135622569988
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 18:54 |
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legalize weed now bastard
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 22:58 |
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we are all interested in the future for that is where you and i are going to spend the rest of our lives
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 23:04 |
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PleasureKevin posted:legalize weed now bastard
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 04:29 |
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PleasureKevin posted:legalize weed now bastard / /
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 14:25 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:/ on weed
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 14:36 |
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weed is basically legal in toronto there's this thing where you just go into a dispensary with a prescription bottle for something that is also treated with marijuana and they sign you up. Somehow they think this makes it legal. Blackula69 fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Mar 3, 2016 |
# ? Mar 3, 2016 15:16 |
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and everyone's real surprised when the cops bust in and start slapping on handcuffs. p.s. don't advertise your completely illegal "dispensary" on breakfast television. this isn't half baked you loving twits
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 19:17 |
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The Management posted:reminder that California has a 30% greater GDP than all of Canada (pre-oil crash). well tbf cali has 10-15% more people than the whole of canada, so yeah anyway, crackberry is pushing this: i mean technically blackberry has been profitable in 2015h2 but still
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 20:09 |
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yes, because they sold all their property assets, in a country undergoing a real-estate bubble.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 20:11 |
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surebet posted:anyway, crackberry is pushing this: im physically cringing
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 20:12 |
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surebet posted:well tbf cali has 10-15% more people than the whole of canada, so yeah
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 20:29 |
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:53 |
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surebet posted:well tbf cali has 10-15% more people than the whole of canada, so yeah
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 13:09 |
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the struggle continuesThe Beeb posted:BlackBerry sales fell by almost $200m in the three months to the end of February in a bigger-than-expected slide that sent shares down almost 8%.
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:08 |
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The Kins posted:Mr Chen said cost-cutting meant the company now needed to sell only 3 million devices a year - down from a previous estimate of 5 million - at an average of $300 apiece to break even on handsets. lmao that this is a thing a publicly traded company says about their own financial performance
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# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:14 |
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blackerry to focus on "mid-level" android devices"quote:BlackBerry kills BB10, will work on mid-range Android phones instead
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:46 |
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a curve that spoke whatever language our new exchange server speaks would've been way better than a touchscreen fancyphone with a facebook app and a battery that dies every four hours
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:51 |
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Mr. Apollo posted:"We're the only people who really secure Android, taking the security features of BlackBerry that everyone knows us for lmao
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 17:55 |
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the only security feature I knew on blackberry was their unwillingness to use the shitshow of the android kernel and now here we are
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:22 |
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it's almost like they're trying to fail without being too obvious about it
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 18:33 |
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in olden times this triggered the death pool
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 20:20 |
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Tayter Swift posted:in olden times this triggered the death pool sounds good, let's call it. who had April 11, 2016?
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 21:03 |
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nobody expected them to hang on for this long when the thread started. how long until the phone brand is sold to some shithouse chinese oem and they try to become an mdm vendor
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 21:38 |
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Thanks Ants posted:nobody expected them to hang on for this long when the thread started. lol never, Canada will never let that happen
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 21:41 |
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Tayter Swift posted:in olden times this triggered the death pool i don't fuckin' feel like trawling through archives but i'm reasonably sure i put an end date on them
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:26 |
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BACK BY UNPOPULAR DEMAND RIM blackberry makes bad phones for clueless olds, obnoxious business olds, third worlders, and other chronically out-of-touch demographics. The market has decided they should be punished. WHAT COUNTS AS RIM blackberry DEATH Bailout by the Government of Canada/Gouvernement du Canada Bankruptcy filing Breaking off of or sales of divisions such as phones, tablets, software, or operations Discontinuation of all hardware sales Company bought by a tech company (i.e. Amazon rolling up some patents, not Hudson's Bay Company or Bombardier trying to break in to the oldphone business) WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP By 8pm US Eastern (Miami) time, September 25, 2013, guess a date in 2013 or 2014 that RIM blackberry will die before. If whoever the ceo is folds the company on July 1, 2014 (Canada Day), the gentle poster that guessed July 4 would beat whoever guessed June 30 or July 5. WHY YOU SHOULD HELP For great prizes! GRAND PRIZE IF YOU GUESS THE EXACT DAY: a GSM BlackBerry of my choice FIRST PRIZE FOR THE CLOSEST: the windows phone of my choice SECOND PRIZE: an unlocked GSM Android of my choice THIRD PRIZE: some junk food WHAT IF THEY DON'T DIE You don't get poo poo. WHAT IF THEY DIE BEFORE SEPT. 25 2013 You don't get poo poo. WHAT IF THERE'S A TIE Whoever guessed that date first gets it. WHAT IF I GUESS TWO DATES You're disqualified, and don't start any drat fool side bets because I'm not going to read that poo poo. WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY ANNOUNCE A MERGER BUT IT DOESN'T TAKE EFFECT FOR A WHILE Announcing something doesn't count, doing the thing does.
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# ? Apr 11, 2016 23:43 |
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does this count as killing their software then idk
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 00:02 |
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Tayter Swift posted:does this count as killing their software then idk
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finally, the sweet release.
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# ? Apr 12, 2016 07:15 |