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I found a fun police report detailing the time Ryan Bundy took a leisurely drive through national forestland. Edit: Michele Fiore has also released a magazine called Truth in Politics The Magazine which is just about as awesome and riddled with errors as you would expect. Truth in Politics The Magazine posted:Gun-free zones put innocents in danger cumshitter has issued a correction as of 18:54 on Apr 12, 2016 |
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:yes punk teenagers love to go out into the remote bird sanctuary to shoot guns at signs describing wildlife they, uh...they actually do it's possible that the damage was there before, but the people who work at the sanctuary probably know
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theflyingorc posted:they, uh...they actually do as someone who grew up in a rural-ish area yes I get that people shoot at signs. however all the signs that had bullet holes in them around me tended to be on roads where people lived nearby (but not too nearby), and were either stop signs or ones about not shooting guns on county right of way. I've never seen one in a wildlife sanctuary shot up, and figured it was because they're way the hell out of the way and have park rangers. also the people who shot up the county right of way sign were like 40 year old crazy idiots rather than teens, the teens mostly just shot paintballs at everything everywhere all the time
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cumshitter posted:I found a fun police report detailing the time Ryan Bundy took a leisurely drive through national forestland. If you didn't know, John Lott is the guy that, if you looked up in the dictionary under "schill scientist", his picture would appear. His big study about how about how "More Guns, Less Crime" was funded largely in part by the Olin Foundation, manufacturers of guns (under the Winchester name) and ammunition (under Olin). Also, "Freakonomics" Steven Levitt totally owned him, which is why he no longer shows up in the mainstream press.
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The fact that he's doing anything with Fiore, the way he wrote the article, and this:quote:Accidents over the decades are exceedingly rare. There were three accidental discharges by teachers orstaff - one at a K-12 school in Utah and one each at universities in Colorado and Idaho. All cases involved very minor injuries. Made me assume he was some mouthbreathing retard doing it because Michele made the veiled promise of a potential sidehug.
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Tarpman's Wild Ride.
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quote:
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/03/2-men-take-us-govt-ocean-science-buoy-now-want-to-sell-it-back-for-13000/
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Jumpingmanjim posted:http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/03/2-men-take-us-govt-ocean-science-buoy-now-want-to-sell-it-back-for-13000/ Now thats some bullshit right there
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As a professional lawyer, I like to keep it casual by starting my legal responses with the phrase "as an old trial dog", especially when my client is facing potential arrest for piracy.
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Are they seriously complaining about the loss of income from keeping the buoy on their ship? The "salvaged" buoy that was marked as government property which they hauled up completely by choice, specifically with intent to sell? This is pretty amazing.
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Oh god, last round. My brain hurts from trying to think of these and there's actual news happening now.point of return posted:joinder time Lieutenant Truckpriest Dylan H Pinckney. You drive a "stolen" prom limo SUV, kidnap government employees, and baptize them in the jacuzzi. Peztopiary posted:I'm going off the grid and I need a nom de guerre. Thomas Jefferson Washington. You think you got kicked out your old militia because they didn't believe it was your birth name and that there were too many Thomas Jeffersons in the group, but it's because you're an immigrant. meristem posted:One for a lady, please. 1st Deacon of the Guard at The Great Library at Provo Priscilla Lafayette. It is the largest library of Biblez for Kidz, Chick Tracts, and AR-15 cleaning manuals in Northern Utah. Alan Smithee posted:You have no authority over me according to the manga carta General First Class Tyler Fisher Confer Corl of the Central PA Defense Initiative. Your group now guards the front doors of Sheetz Corporate Recruitment Offices in hopes of getting free Sheetza Pizzas. Little_wh0re posted:I'm not going to give this a wide berth President Ammon Lavoy of Galt Archipelago, a breakaway nation founded in 2152 when a garbage freighter splits under its own weight off the coast of Seattle.
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Samovar posted:Chows down on sugar free gummy bears. 9-star General Tyrone Jackson James. Only highly respected by other miltiamen when they see face-to-face that you are white Geostomp posted:This vessel is ready to leave the water and fight for the land. HMS Kyle Tisdale. You misunderstood and believed you must live your life as a boat and were forcibly detained after mooring yourself at the Port of Detroit. hi liter posted:I've always wanted to be a white man Pastor Sergeant Dayvis Durndle. You steal communion wafers (You obnoxiously call them crackers, much like you do tortilla chips) from local Catholic churches and turn them into flavorless midwestern casseroles for your congregation. Okay, that's it.
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Constant Hamprince posted:As a professional lawyer, I like to keep it casual by starting my legal responses with the phrase "as an old trial dog", especially when my client is facing potential arrest for piracy. OK, Mr. Funny Man. You've had your fun. But I'm a real lawyer, albeit one in a landlocked state, and there's a lot of of people out there with law degrees so you gotta hustle. So when some boatswain' comes a swaggerin' in on his sea legs to your strip mall office next to the empty Blockbuster you don't ask questions. When he tells you he's a salty ol' sea dog you tell him you're a seasoned trial dog. That's how you build rapport with a potential client. You'd know that, if you were real lawyer.
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It's eerie because this is exactly the plot of my Malory Archer/Michael Bluth/Cliven Bundy fanfic. A taut, sexy thriller.
McNerd has issued a correction as of 06:22 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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https://twitter.com/Karimala1/status/720062399370240000
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Considered yourself warned fuckers https://twitter.com/WandaKTVZ/status/718565684574167040
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Those kids have excellent penmanship.
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The Ape of Naples posted:Those kids have excellent penmanship. RElEASE
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Jumpingmanjim posted:RElEASE Everyone knows that if you leave the third letter uncapitalized then the (illegal, immoral but still bound by arcane magicks of the CONSTITUTION) federal government must release your person while putting your strawman into prison in it's place. This also works for speeding tickets and child support claims.
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"Honey, why did your mother leave you and your infant sibling here? Did she abandon you like she'll abandon your dad within six months of realizing that he'll never see daylight as a free man ever again and she could do better?"
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She only has 6 kids. In the crazy Mormon Constitutionalist community she's practically a virgin. Hell, tons of guys love that instant family thing, she'll be remarried by the end of the year.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:RElEASE
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Plan Z posted:Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name. Are you detaining me, or am I free to go?
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Geostomp posted:Are they seriously complaining about the loss of income from keeping the buoy on their ship? The "salvaged" buoy that was marked as government property which they hauled up completely by choice, specifically with intent to sell? The wiring got wrapped around their prop and they had to hire a diver to untangle it. quote:the loose buoy's cabling got tangled up in her propellers, and she had to limp back to shore at one knot, down from a top normal speed of 15 knots. Sherer told Ars that he removed the buoy from the water not only because it posed a "navigational hazard," but also because he had no choice—it had attached itself to his boat. quote:He also hired a diver to inspect the underside of his boat and disentangle the wiring that had gotten in his propeller. Sherer is still unsure if his boat's transmission was damaged by the buoy. While he was doing all of these things, his boat was unable to be used for commercial fishing for several days.
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Wait, are they requesting the Government to renew their joinder on the BUNDY™contract --to re-lease them?
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MisterOblivious posted:The wiring got wrapped around their prop and they had to hire a diver to untangle it. I have no idea whether he's entitled to compensation but I don't expect that trying to sell the buoy back to the USGS is how you get it.
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OAquinas posted:Wait, are they requesting the Government to renew their joinder on the BUNDY™contract --to re-lease them? Sounds that way to me. Maybe they're hoping if he joins the Government Corporation they'll finally give him access to that trust they've been holding in his name Jumpingmanjim posted:http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/03/2-men-take-us-govt-ocean-science-buoy-now-want-to-sell-it-back-for-13000/ lol I get the feeling we are going to see a whole lot of trials attempting to challenge the federal government's "property rights" over the next couple of years as the Bundy fallout continues to build. Mirthless has issued a correction as of 19:02 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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I hope they don't quickdraw a firearm from that pram. Stay safe, fascist federal pig.
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MisterOblivious posted:The wiring got wrapped around their prop and they had to hire a diver to untangle it
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Dear government: I have recently come into possession of one of "your" mk 67 submarine launched mines. If you would like it back send me a sum of $200,000 an- *BOOM*
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Aren't there still some crashed bomber / sunk sub nuclear weapons at the bottom of the ocean that we haven't recovered? I think I know the next piece of federal property these guys should try to claim
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I have gone back two months on this lady's twitter feed and I still can't figure out if she is on the side of the militants or against them Irony has gotten so dense now that it's indistinguishable from sincerity.
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:Aren't there still some crashed bomber / sunk sub nuclear weapons at the bottom of the ocean that we haven't recovered? I think I know the next piece of federal property these guys should try to claim Not really. The B-52 that crashed in Spain had it's nuclear weapons retrieved and the USS Scorpion and USS Thresher were nuclear-powered attack submarines, not ballistic submarines. The only boomers that have sunk were the Russians', the K-129 and the Kursk, and the Kursk's missiles were recovered by the Russians while Howard Hughes and the Glomar Explorer recovered some if not all of K-129.
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Young Freud posted:Not really. The B-52 that crashed in Spain had it's nuclear weapons retrieved and the USS Scorpion and USS Thresher were nuclear-powered attack submarines, not ballistic submarines. The only boomers that have sunk were the Russians', the K-129 and the Kursk, and the Kursk's missiles were recovered by the Russians while Howard Hughes and the Glomar Explorer recovered some if not all of K-129. In 1958 a nuclear bomb was dropped off the coast of Georgia after a mid air collision and never recovered. The air force claims it had no nuclear material, but a congressional report says it was a fully functional bomb.
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:In 1958 a nuclear bomb was dropped off the coast of Georgia after a mid air collision and never recovered. The air force claims it had no nuclear material, but a congressional report says it was a fully functional bomb. Maybe they secretly used that as a test of project azorian
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The Protagonist posted:Maybe they secretly used that as a test of project azorian Or maybe the Russians grabbed it with a fishing trawler or a submarine.
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theflyingorc posted:They quote it all the time, because "REASONS". My favorite is that UK courts keep having people make arguments based on the UCC, a document written in the US. CELL: (414) 803-5448 :E-MAIL: DWMLAWPRO@AOL.COM
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theflyingorc posted:They quote it all the time, because "REASONS". My favorite is that UK courts keep having people make arguments based on the UCC, a document written in the US. under SCAMS quote:~1 THE PERSON "COLLEN-DARLING LLOYD" CLAIMING TO BE MY WIFE IS A FRAUD AND SCAM-ARTIST, WHO STOLD $4000.00 WITH FOUR-FRAUDULENT MASTERCARDS WHERE SHE GOT THE INFO FROM MY CREDIT REPORT WORKING AT AN EMPLOYMENT-AGENCY AND ACCESS TO CLASSIFIED-FILES AND THEN APPLIED AND WAS ISSUED-4 IN A FICTIONAL-NAME; COLLEEN ALSO DID THE SAME THING TO 11 OTHER MEN AND WENT TO PRISON FOR 5-YEARS-UTAH-STATE ON 12 FELONY-CHARGES. I HAVE BEEN A SINGLE MAN FOR 30 YEARS NOW. This guy is legit loving crazy. I hope those poor Supreme Court justices fare well at their appeals at the WORLD-COURT at THE HAUGE
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