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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

Hey, did you guys know that John Kasich is the son of a mailman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2I6koBTwI8

PPP should do a poll of Americans asking them what John Kasich's father did for a living. I'm really curious to see how many know by now.

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
What if we threaten to send Ted Cruz to the Middle East unless everyone stops fighting? ISIS would probably surrender immediately

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

What if we threaten to send Ted Cruz to the Middle East unless everyone stops fighting? ISIS would probably surrender immediately

Oh yeah send him somewhere were it will be easier for him to spread and infect because they don't have nuclear weapons to stop him, that's a good idea

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

the front entrance of this building must be blinding when the sun hits it

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Al! posted:

Oh yeah send him somewhere were it will be easier for him to spread and infect because they don't have nuclear weapons to stop him, that's a good idea

I finally understand Trump's nuclear policy.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

:sad:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Gyra_Solune posted:

the front entrance of this building must be blinding when the sun hits it

For some weird reason it absorbs, rather than reflects, light. :iiam:

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015





The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion: You Are Racist > Your Candidate Sucks > 2016 Republican Primary: Trump Killed Dumbledore

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

Joementum posted:

For some weird reason it absorbs, rather than reflects, light. :iiam:

oh god the lovecraftian horror extends to both candidates

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
"THE PEOPLE UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED" is a little bit bummed out that her friends didn't take this as seriously as they did.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

quote:

A Florida prosecutor has decided not to prosecute Donald Trump’s campaign manager for battery after a March run-in with former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields, sources with knowledge of the situation told POLITICO.

The decision not to press charges against Corey Lewandowski is scheduled to be announced on Thursday afternoon by Palm Beach County State Attorney David Aronberg.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/trump-campaign-manager-lewandowski-221921

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
those are some lovely memes

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Whelp, that's that. One less potential stump for the trump

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Give me your dildos

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

No surprises, but the gem in this isn't even about fields:

“Not every minor interaction needs to go to court. Time for everyone to chill out,” he said. “Jeb Bush has a better claim for battery against Trump after those debates than this reporter does against Lewandowski.”

El oh el

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:


Give me your dildos

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/bethreinhard/status/720393526362570753

Joe being the dead guy famous for covering up child rape for years.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/bethreinhard/status/720393526362570753

Joe being the dead guy famous for covering up child rape for years.

...bring WHAT back...

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Dalaram posted:

No surprises, but the gem in this isn't even about fields:

“Not every minor interaction needs to go to court. Time for everyone to chill out,” he said. “Jeb Bush has a better claim for battery against Trump after those debates than this reporter does against Lewandowski.”

El oh el

Donald Trump really did destroy Jeb, and for that he has my gratitude.

Also the entire GRABGATE thing was ridiclous stuff from end to end, happy its 'over'.


Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/bethreinhard/status/720393526362570753

Joe being the dead guy famous for covering up child rape for years.

WTF is he even going on about?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

...bring WHAT back...

https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/720406360785952769

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I mean, ok, better than bringing back child rape I guess, but also a weird thing to think the president of the united states has any say in...

BITCHTITS
Oct 22, 2003

Perry'd


Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Whelp, that's that. One less potential stump for the trump

You literally can't stump the Trump. And now she's crying on twitter cause the reports are out. Hilarious.

Astroclassicist posted:





The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion: You Are Racist > Your Candidate Sucks > 2016 Republican Primary: Trump Killed Dumbledore

These are the people protesting against Trump...good god. How does anyone take these people seriously? I bet they are very popular on twitter.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Oh good news there is currently riots and arrest at the Pittsburgh Trump rally.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Astroclassicist posted:





The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion: You Are Racist > Your Candidate Sucks > 2016 Republican Primary: Trump Killed Dumbledore

I used to do trivia with the Dumbledore sign guy. I think he works with the Orchestra.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Yes, not enough statutes of people complicit in child rape.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I mean, ok, better than bringing back child rape I guess, but also a weird thing to think the president of the united states has any say in...

he's going to tie highway funding to defeating political correctness

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Somehow I don't think using the "beloved local child rapist" card is going to play nationally.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hot tip I never thought needed saying, if you're defending a child rapist's legacy, first of all don't do that at all, second of all if you say 'we're gonna bring that back' and it's vague enough that you need a guy to go 'no no we mean his statue not, ya know, raping children', consider not saying that thing.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t-_-dj7_Nw

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Donald Trump brings the statue back, but includes a new monument dedicated to the victims of sexual abuse.

The Art of the Deal!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

bring back rhythmic slapping

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mr. Pumroy posted:

bring back rhythmic slapping

Make the locker room great again

Kulkasha
Jan 15, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.
Trump's just showing rapist solidarity

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


this is my kink

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Donald Trump: Defender of Pedophile Defenders?

Three Olives posted:

Oh good news there is currently riots and arrest at the Pittsburgh Trump rally.

I love my city sometimes. :buddy:

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Do they still love Joe Paterno there? Did they not come around to "Yeah, that guy was a gross enabler."?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Somehow I don't think using the "beloved local child rapist" card is going to play nationally.

Oh sure, but Bill can travel on private jets with a guy with a child rape ISLAND and that's cool.

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/MichelleFields/status/720408910964895744
https://twitter.com/davidgoodmanFBN/status/720410611692089345

E:

LOL

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