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Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:Yes doctor, I don't seem to get super excited about seeing human excreta magnificently rendered on a 50 foot screen, please prescribe me medication to fix my broken brain. You're not meant to get excited, you're meant to have the same reaction Holly Hunter is having.
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Jesse Eisenberg also sent jars of piss to all of his fellow cast members, such dedication
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Apr 15, 2016 15:26
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Luthor's piss. Luthor's vile piss. Fear the vile man's piss
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Apr 15, 2016 15:31
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Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:Yes doctor, I don't seem to get super excited about seeing human excreta magnificently rendered on a 50 foot screen, please prescribe me medication to fix my broken brain.
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Apr 15, 2016 15:32
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So how much do you think I could charge for a mason jar full of my piss labeled "Granny's Peach Tea"?? Asking for a friend.
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Apr 15, 2016 15:33
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"I was angry at you before, Superman, but now I'm really pissed off!" "Pissed off? If I was that close to Doomsday's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!" -actual dialogue from Batman v Superman: Men in Tights
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Apr 15, 2016 15:35
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:don't worry, the director's cut will reinstate Holly Hunter's line "my god, I think that's Lex Luthor's fuckin' piss" before she explodes. it was cut for the PG-13 rating. You got the line a bit wrong, I corrected it for you.
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Apr 15, 2016 15:49
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A True Jar Jar Fan posted:You're not meant to get excited, you're meant to have the same reaction Holly Hunter is having. Mine was mostly disgust that the movie actually did that, but the internet also led me to believe someone was going to drink it.
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Apr 15, 2016 15:55
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A True Jar Jar Fan posted:You're not meant to get excited, you're meant to have the same reaction Holly Hunter is having. If her reaction was "I can't believe Snyder dedicated hundreds of man-hours to set up this scene, doesn't he know I've won Emmys?" then mission accomplished.
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"multijoe posted:Maybe I overreacted. 
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RBA Starblade posted:Mine was mostly disgust that the movie actually did that, but the internet also led me to believe someone was going to drink it. Your mistake is assuming that the people who said it will happen were against it happening.
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Apr 15, 2016 15:59
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Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:If her reaction was "I can't believe Snyder dedicated hundreds of man-hours to set up this scene, doesn't he know I've won Emmys?" then mission accomplished. Her reaction was actually, "I had a great time filming this movie, I liked my experience with Zack, and it was a fun."
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Apr 15, 2016 16:05
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Oasx posted:Nobody in their right mind thinks that Black Widow was talking about being infertile when she called herself a monster. I dunno she literally says it right after talking about her infertility. Obviously she has a lot of other reasons to say it, but the flow of their conversation leads you to draw that conclusion. It's kind of jarring because the whole flirty tension between her and Banner is subtle and very PG, then all of a sudden they're talking about being in the shower together and their mutual infertility. It's very jarring.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:08
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The jar of piss was stupid and the whole movie was actually quite dumb, and also bad.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:08
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Doflamingo posted:The jar of piss was stupid and the whole movie was actually quite dumb, and also bad. Dude you need to seek out the aid of a mental health professional, we are concerned. -Sincerely, a goon, in CineD
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Apr 15, 2016 16:13
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Slowpoke! posted:I dunno she literally says it right after talking about her infertility. Obviously she has a lot of other reasons to say it, but the flow of their conversation leads you to draw that conclusion. What's really weird is that Bruce shouldn't even be infertile. That wasn't his problem in The Incredible Hulk- he just couldn't get sexually aroused because it might turn him into the Hulk. Because that was a scene in the Incredible Hulk. I just wanted to remind people of that. I wanted to remind people that there was literally a scene of Bruce and Betty about to gently caress, before Bruce had to slow the roll because his heart rate was getting too high. Because he did not want to have the strongest boner there is.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:15
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Burkion posted:What's really weird is that Bruce shouldn't even be infertile. I don't think he actually said he was shooting blanks, just that he could never have a family.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:17
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Slowpoke! posted:I dunno she literally says it right after talking about her infertility. Obviously she has a lot of other reasons to say it, but the flow of their conversation leads you to draw that conclusion. Here's the actual dialogue: quote:Natasha Romanoff: I want you to understand that I’m… .... and there's an absolute TON of angry blog posts all over the net ranting about HOW DARE Joss Whedon say that infertile women are monsters 
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Apr 15, 2016 16:18
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:I don't think he actually said he was shooting blanks, just that he could never have a family. The point needed to be made clear. Bruce Banner cannot have sex because it might turn him into the Hulk. This is Marvel Canon.
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I was gonna make a piss joke but I'm too lazy, please stop talking about pee, I think we've hit a threshold.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:22
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He can, just only with hookers who he has no emotional attachment to and don't get him particularly excited.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:23
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Burkion posted:
"Hey, Bruce? Now might be a good time to get horny." "That's my secret, Cap... I'm horny all the time"
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Apr 15, 2016 16:24
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GonSmithe posted:I was gonna make a piss joke but I'm too lazy, please stop talking about pee, I think we've hit a threshold. I guess it's back to talking about the big black space dildos from Man of Steel for me
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Apr 15, 2016 16:24
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Burkion posted:The point needed to be made clear. If he really wants a kid so much, he can just sedate himself, have someone surgically remove a sperm sample, and use IVF and a surrogate to birth a child. He's a doctor, he should know that.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:I guess it's back to talking about the big black space dildos from Man of Steel for me Please, that's my favorite part of that movie (and I like that movie).
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Apr 15, 2016 16:32
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Vintersorg posted:He was taking her earlier tough talk and throwing it in her face you dolt. And her last sentence here is the precise reason she doesn't drink it and spit take like a lot of people apparently wanted or needed her to do. The Capital bombing scene is really good.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:35
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Crion posted:And her last sentence here is the precise reason she doesn't drink it and spit take like a lot of people apparently wanted or needed her to do. The Capital bombing scene is really good. I, too, like the scene where Holly Hunter drinks the piss.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:36
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GonSmithe posted:I was gonna make a piss joke but I'm too lazy, please stop talking about pee, I think we've hit a threshold. But my psychiatrist says that going cold turkey is bad for me. As a compromise am I allowed to wean myself down to one post per day, if I provide a doctor's note?
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Jenny Angel posted:In my senior year of college, I had to get a new roommate setup because most of my old ones had graduated. The one remaining roommate suggested we get a triple with another of his friends, and I agreed, having met the guy a few times and having no immediate problems with him. They were mostly pleasant guys, but they could be unbearable when I was trying to sleep. One night at something like 3 AM, I heard a bunch of sounds of clattering and crashing in the common room, so I marched out there, groggy and pissed off. Turns out these clowns had just blazed it and were having some impromptu wrestling matches I was expecting this to get hella erotic. Even though it's good that you kicked their stoned asses, I feel a bit let down. I hope Civil War wont be the same.
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Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:But my psychiatrist says that going cold turkey is bad for me. As a compromise am I allowed to wean myself down to one post per day, if I provide a doctor's note? You're really upset.
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Vintersorg posted:You're really upset. He sounds totally pissed.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Vintersorg posted:He was taking her earlier tough talk and throwing it in her face you dolt. That dialogue is terrible! You can't just make up sayings and pretend they're a real thing people say. Anyhoo, this has already probably been posted, but grok this fun ad for Apocalypse: http://comicbook.com/marvel/2016/04/15/quicksilver-manipulates-mutant-abilities-in-x-men-apocalypse-sky/
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here's the actual dialogue: It's obvious to me that she's referring to the fact that she was a trained killer. That's what I thought while watching it and that's what I think after reading it. "Man my life as a brainwashed murderer really sucked"
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Shageletic posted:That dialogue is terrible! You can't just make up sayings and pretend they're a real thing people say. Writers absolutely can, and should, do this. Especially since the mainstream version of that saying, as previously alluded to, is "Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining."
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Crion posted:Writers absolutely can, and should, do this. Especially since the mainstream version of that saying, as previously alluded to, is "Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining." which is originally what happened, but again, wait for the director's cut.
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Shageletic posted:That dialogue is terrible! You can't just make up sayings and pretend they're a real thing people say. Like I'm gonna take someone who unironically uses "grok" seriously. 
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Apr 15, 2016 17:10
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Vintersorg posted:Like I'm gonna take someone who unironically uses "grok" seriously. And uses it wrong, incidentally.
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Apr 15, 2016 17:15
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Shageletic posted:That dialogue is terrible! You can't just make up sayings and pretend they're a real thing people say.  Cyclops' optic blasts don't have heat. 
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Crion posted:Writers absolutely can, and should, do this. Especially since the mainstream version of that saying, as previously alluded to, is "Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining." Well I'll be a marsupial's best friend! Sir Kodiak posted:And uses it wrong, incidentally. Whoosh Shageletic fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Vintersorg posted:You're really upset. Well my CineD appointed therapist did tell me I have anger management issues as well, but it's in really poor taste to mock my mental illness like this so you should be ashamed of yourself.
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