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SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Check your private messages AP

EDIT: Catte pic:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:16

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:08

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

its real fresh how they all seem to gloss over the actual content of the quotes and the hundreds of pictures of a singular woman lmao

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:17

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:18

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

TTerrible posted:

EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH CIG IS TERRIBLE WITH DATES AND TIMELINES.

Liars need good memories.

CIG can't even remember how many chairs are in the jpegs they're selling.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:18

Tank Boy Ken: Aug 24, 2012; J4G for life; Fallen Rib

orcinus posted:

WTF, why is it hosed for everyone else but me?
Do you all NOT have your browsers set to UTF-8 / autodetect?

I had it set to western. I never had any issues (until now).

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:18

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Jesus loving christ dude.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:18

Morningwoodpecker: Jan 17, 2016; I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

Palisader posted:

I'm posting from the past, but make sure it's cold!!

And make sure it's flat for dealing with hangovers.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:19

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

orcinus posted:

Ben, you forgot to rename your file to index.php so your in-line PHP isn't working.

How can one person be this bad at internet?
Especially someone whose only claim to fame is to have (mis)managed an internet community for 15 years. It shouldn't even be possible.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:19

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

hahahahahahahahha

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:19

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

TTerrible posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4f72t7/data_mining_child_abuse_really/d26o68y

Cymelion is currently defending people who are upset with Ben. He is telling other /r/dereksmart users that Ben opened himself up to this, etc

I'm not sure what to say.

this thread is full of neverending surprises.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:19

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Kilmers Elbow posted:

ben out and about divining for newsreaders]

Edit: just realised what the pic is from :stare:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:19

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

lmao for real

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:19

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

Kilmers Elbow posted:

holy poo poo :cripes:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:20

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

I get the reference, but why is the cross painted black and yellow with a Mandalorian symbol?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:21

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Wonderful.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:21

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Nice Mandalorian crest on the button

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:22

Danknificent: Nov 20, 2015; Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I am at a loss

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:23

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Ben Lesnick Issues Another Statement for Inappropriate Site Content

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:24

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

hottubrhymemachine posted:

Awesome. Praising your videos is the only serious posting I've done in this thread for a long time. You have a way of explaining things that is genuinely interesting and informative. I'm going to be installing Unity on Monday and start work on a simple game idea I've had for years. Throwing myself in at the deep end but I've constructed a few floatation devices from tutorial videos and ebooks.

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Anway, back to business... A proem I call !LOAF

Fat Lesnick, Fat Lesnick, So fat that his neck hid
Stalked a reporter, reports are that he caught her
Rape dungeon, cake luncheon, pedo quote drama
Reddit ignores it, new user/low karma

Awesome dude! Unity really is pretty amazing, their tutorials are really good and get you up and running fast.

Hit me up any time if you have questions or wanna spitball ideas. I'm down to hop in a google hangouts or suchlike and do some pair programming too.

I've been considering doing some live coding on twitch or livecoding.tv

Will advise.

Here's a benquote to combat PR/shill derail efforts:

Everything Volleyball probably sucks. If there was, like, lesbian sex volleyball, that'd be fun. You'd get a video sequence whenever you hit the ball. #20,850

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:25

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

downvotes are triggering to agent mothman

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:25

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

orcinus posted:

WTF, why is it hosed for everyone else but me?
Do you all NOT have your browsers set to UTF-8 / autodetect?

Neither Chrome, Firefox, or IE11 are rendering it properly with their default settings.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:26

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Tippis posted:

How can one person be this bad at internet?
Especially someone whose only claim to fame is to have (mis)managed an internet community for 15 years. It shouldn't even be possible.

Part of me wants to think he did it on purpose, to kill the quote bubble on the front page, but was too incompetent to just comment out the line or delete it altogether. But i somehow doubt that's the case, because Hanlon's Razor.

e: because i'm a an idiot

orcinus fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Apr 17, 2016

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:27

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

orcinus posted:

Part of me wants to think he did it on purpose, to kill the quote bubble on the front page, but was too incompetent to just comment out the line or delete it altogether. But i somehow doubt that's the case, because Heinlein's Razor.

Ben isn't sufficiently advanced?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:28

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Ben: IF KERRI-LEE CAN'T BE MINE, SHE WON'T BE ANYONE'S!

*Ben lunges at the news reporter, spring-loaded knife slipping out of its sheath*

*Ben collapses to the floor 2 feet later, his knees having given out on him*

Ben: Curses! And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for your meddling, GOONS!

*Suddenly, he feels a cold sweat on his brow. Ben lurches from his LA-Z-BOY like a dying hippopotamus*

Ben: It was only a dream! Haha, almost thought I'd done something stupid there, like uh... err some sort of DINK!

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:29

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Mirificus posted:

Neither Chrome, Firefox, or IE11 are rendering it properly with their default settings.

Why is everyone's browser set to NOT use UTF-8 by default if no encoding is specified in the meta tags?
WTF is this madness?

e: Stop the press, my bad, it's fine for me *on Chrome Canary*, which seems to indeed default to UTF-8 (which is sensible). All other browsers on my other machines are borking out, defaulting to Western, just as for everyone else.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:29

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

orcinus posted:

Why is everyone's browser set to NOT use UTF-8 by default if no encoding is specified in the meta tags?
WTF is this madness?

My Chrome wasn't on auto detect for some reason :iiam:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:30

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Tippis posted:

Ben isn't sufficiently advanced?

Oops. Hanlon's.
I need coffee. And alcohol.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:31

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Je ne comprends pas.

Ich verstehe nicht.

I don't understand.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:31

iron buns: Jan 12, 2016

orcinus posted:

Why is everyone's browser set to NOT use UTF-8 by default if no encoding is specified in the meta tags?
WTF is this madness?

... said every web developer ever.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:31

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Toops posted:

Je ne comprends pas.

Ich verstehe nicht.

I don't understand.

I didn't either, so I did a reverse image search, now I wish to forget

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:31

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Time Warner Cable is running adds with Star Citizen promoting them. There's two organizations that deserve each other.

"We thought we were good at loving our customers, but... MAAAAAAAAAAN!"

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:31

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

orcinus posted:

Oops. Hanlon's.
I need coffee. And alcohol.

Meh. Either razor works, to be honest.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:32

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

Kilmers Elbow posted:

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:34

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Tippis posted:

Meh. Either razor works, to be honest.

Actually, poo poo, yes, Heinlein's somehow works better in this case, now that i think about it.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 22:34

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.