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Ponzi
Feb 21, 2016


DEPORTED FROM FLAVOR TOWN

ICSA 67 LOSER
Fun Shoe

Rudager posted:

Haha, he removed the Kerri Lee photo's, but left the link on the main page. Good stuff.

Looks like a rush-job. Which is SOP for CIG.

edit: Imaginary catte

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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
probably already mentioned, but the GBS thread about Ben Lesnick has now been stickied so the CIG employees roaming the thread are gonna have to work overtime probably :-/ hope you guys get (backer funded) pay for that sort of thing.

hottubrhymemachine
May 24, 2006

Connie is death process

Toops posted:

I'm gonna do part 3 next week. It's gonna show how I add the Flight Model to a space shep 3d model. I'm working on the Flight Model factory right now, it's pretty exciting times in geek town.

Awesome. Praising your videos is the only serious posting I've done in this thread for a long time. You have a way of explaining things that is genuinely interesting and informative. I'm going to be installing Unity on Monday and start work on a simple game idea I've had for years. Throwing myself in at the deep end but I've constructed a few floatation devices from tutorial videos and ebooks.


----------------


Anway, back to business... A proem I call !LOAF

Fat Lesnick, Fat Lesnick, So fat that his neck hid
Stalked a reporter, reports are that he caught her
Rape dungeon, cake luncheon, pedo quote drama
Reddit ignores it, new user/low karma

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

EightAce posted:

Laugh it up Gorf. Last thing you'll see is a badly stitched, mispelt star citizen logo ...and a tennis ball at the end of a crossbow . Your name's joint second after the professor himself ...

i wonder what it feels like to be killed by suffocation via cpap mask, please report back g0rf

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Google Butt posted:

i wonder what it feels like to be killed by suffocation via cpap mask, please report back g0rf

That's classified

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Google Butt posted:

i wonder what it feels like to be killed by suffocation via cpap mask, please report back g0rf

Probably the same as being suffocated by your own tongue, really.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Probably the same as being suffocated by your own tongue, really.

lmfao

ahmini
May 5, 2009

Ponzi posted:

Looks like a rush-job. Which is SOP for CIG.

edit: Imaginary catte

It will be effective tho unless some big news organisation runs with this.

The narrative has already been set:

Young, cuddly and sadly naive person posts bad jokes on the Internet. Satan incarnate DEREK SMART and his slithering GOON demonic underlings dug them up and quoted them all out of context in the hopes of damaging the now far more mature SC community manager in order to destroy the almost-complete and totally almost bug free game Star Citizen because DEREK SMART is jealous of Chris Roberts' immaculate track record of producing AAA titles.

The fact that it was Reddit who dredged this bilge up in the first place is not important no sirreee.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
I mean, it's kinda more likely that a lot of the shill accounts are just random shitizens who've taken it upon themselves to do PR, which is still crazy, but in a somewhat different way.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Tortolia posted:

I have started greeting my dog with a "Hello commando". He doesn't get the joke but I like to think he would be as friendly towards commandos stuck in geometry as :pgabz:.

Stuck in Geometry is a kickass band name.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

A Neurotic Jew posted:

probably already mentioned, but the GBS thread about Ben Lesnick has now been stickied so the CIG employees roaming the thread are gonna have to work overtime probably :-/ hope you guys get (backer funded) pay for that sort of thing.

Yeah, I hope it explodes tomorrow.

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

AP posted:

I heard that all the concepts for female avatars in Star Citizen have been rejected because none of them look as attractive as Misty from Pokemon.

:boom:

AP best poster. You and Mirificus are the thread workhorses that tirelessly keep throwing more trash bags on the bonfire :f5h::tipshat:

No but seriously imagine Ben actually giving art critiques to actual professional devs. Game dev at CIG must be a nightmare and addiction factory

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

I like to think Ben enjoyed my song so much he fixed the website for me.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

LOL "ancient FTP site in 2016".
Because, obviously, FTP isn't used anymore nowadays.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

ben posted:

… and for those asking about the Book of LOAF! The really embarrassing thing there is the suggestion that I made a website to quote myself :) I am not that smart and even then I was not that vain. That was our group’s version of bash.org (we weren’t anywhere near as original as we thought we were.) It was originally random IRC quotes collected by ChrisReid starting in 1995 and then later taken over by Trelane (who created the web one as a class project.)

Except it's NOT loving like bash.org, because they're ALL QUOTES OF YOU, you dimwit!

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
All of those dates are wrong. All of them.

He was still stalking the news reader in 2008 and the book of loaf was last updated in 2009.

Why are all people involved with Star Citizen SO BAD With dates?

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

EightAce posted:

Laugh it up Gorf. Last thing you'll see is a badly stitched, mispelt star citizen logo ...and a tennis ball at the end of a crossbow . Your name's joint second after the professor himself ...

But it's not a tennis ball!
That's the disturbing part.

Your mind starts making up things when you look at that photo.

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?




Can this guy write anything in a professional manner? The smiley faces in every single thing he writes triggers me.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Happy Sisyphus posted:

guys the hundreds of pictures of the news anchor were just a running joke

guys it was a script for my graphics card

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Hey Reddit, Archive this












https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3qw6sn/so_ben_seems_to_have_this_old_weird_website/

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/5845416/#Comment_5845416


orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

Yeah, I hope it explodes tomorrow.

Star Citizen: I hope it explodes tomorrow

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?



orcinus posted:

guys it was a script for my graphics card

My buddy wrote a face detection script with vbscript on Windows 98.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
The encoding on the page looks fine now.

HI, BEN!

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Samizdata posted:

I really, really, really want to try IRN-BRU. My Scot genes are demanding it of me.

I'm posting from the past, but make sure it's cold!!

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


NOICE!!!

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Great work Ben.

code:
<META NAME="Generator" CONTENT="EditPlus">
code:
				<P>
Howdy folks! 
code:
</TABLE>
	</BODY>
</HTML>
http://www.hamtwoslices.net/

Mirificus fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Apr 17, 2016

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005


EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH CIG IS TERRIBLE WITH DATES AND TIMELINES.

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
Hrm nevermind I'm dumb

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

BMan posted:

Someone asked for a Ben Lesnick bot the other day. Well here it is...

:frogsiren: http://robo-roberts.appspot.com/ben :frogsiren:



Oh, how do you know what do you like porn? #803

You have a movie that reminds me. #21670

Hehehe, I should talk to my real stupid stupid people who make me really stupid than I from the time when I get to us... #2429


Hehehe, I don't think that is Chris Roberts and have a book. #5301

Oh, Chris, you're the guy who do that... #15070

Chris, you can all die in the bubble? #6228


This bot is uncanny. At the end it's like a Sibyl.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

This is disturbing news.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Mirificus posted:

Great work Ben.

code:
<META NAME="Generator" CONTENT="EditPlus">
code:
				<P>
Howdy folks! 
http://www.hamtwoslices.net/

WTF, why is it hosed for everyone else but me?
Do you all NOT have your browsers set to UTF-8 / autodetect?

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Scruffpuff posted:

The juggernaut that is SA cannot be stopped, but it can be slowed.

My gut feeling is you're close to spot on, but this is a 'Wuldge/Wesha' level backer offensive with constant updates sent to their good friend Sandi Gardiner. Just seems impossibly loving stupid that CIG would be 'owning' this as a corporate entity, but Sandi is absolutely dumb enough to rally the broke brained sycophants to fight and die on this hill. These idiots will do it for free and do absolutely everything she tells them. This is the shitizens Galipoli

Parp Shitizen

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Sappo569 posted:

This is disturbing news.

More at 8pm!

PhallicPhalanges
Jun 9, 2015


Her navel is all time musky... Bt look at her face... Her face makes my ROD wakes

TTerrible posted:

EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH CIG IS TERRIBLE WITH DATES AND TIMELINES.

Soon the blog will have been published before Ben was born.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4f8hnb/ben_lesnick_issues_another_statement_for/

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


rekt

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4f72t7/data_mining_child_abuse_really/d26o68y

Cymelion is currently defending people who are upset with Ben. He is telling other /r/dereksmart users that Ben opened himself up to this, etc

I'm not sure what to say.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe


Ben, you forgot to rename your file to index.php so your in-line PHP isn't working.

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Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

This is prime mystery solving. :five:

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