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blue squares posted:If you read the rest of my post you will be shocked to find it was a joke Jokes are supposed to be funny.
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Nah, replace the current anthem with America the Beautiful.
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Apr 18, 2016 23:02
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Replace national anthem with "Born to Run"
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Apr 18, 2016 23:09
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Jokes are supposed to be funny. If unfunny jokes were against the rules D&D would be a ghost town.
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Apr 18, 2016 23:10
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Nessus posted:Replace national anthem with "Born to Run" Unironically this.
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Apr 18, 2016 23:13
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Nessus posted:Replace national anthem with "Born to Run" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sbhGggvCRI&t=203s
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Apr 18, 2016 23:16
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The 10 just got revised, ain't poo poo happening to it
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Apr 18, 2016 23:20
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What about a tax system that rewards making more money? 40% tax bracket for the lowest and 1% for the highest! Clearly there are no flaws with this plan.
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Apr 18, 2016 23:23
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Replace national anthem with This Land Is Your Land. Nobody sings the second verse on anyhow.
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Apr 18, 2016 23:50
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The National Anthem should be replaced with Stars and Stripes Forever and by law must always be performed with a full piece orchestra.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:06
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https://youtu.be/NO1G6ZacPmE This would unironically be the best anthem.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:18
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http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/michigan_gov_rick_snyder Rick Snyder is going on the filteredFlint water challlenge.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:21
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CommieGIR posted:http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/michigan_gov_rick_snyder We just wanted to recall Snyder, not kill him! 
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Apr 19, 2016 00:34
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Combed Thunderclap posted:We just wanted to recall Snyder, not kill him! I'm fine with either actually.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:35
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Replace the national anthem with literally any other song
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Apr 19, 2016 00:36
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Combed Thunderclap posted:We just wanted to recall Snyder, not kill him! Shhh Shhh Shhh shhh. Let the man do what he wants. No way in hell he actually does it or just gets water in Flint from a clean source.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:40
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CommieGIR posted:http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/michigan_gov_rick_snyder Obviously not the same, but reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley,_Jr. quote:On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL. In this demonstration, he poured TEL over his hands, then placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose and inhaled its vapor for sixty seconds, declaring that he could do this every day without succumbing to any problems whatsoever.[5][8] However, the State of New Jersey ordered the Bayway plant to be closed a few days later, and Jersey Standard was forbidden to manufacture TEL there again without state permission. Midgley would later have to take leave of absence from work after being diagnosed with lead poisoning.[9]
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Apr 19, 2016 00:41
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A Winner is Jew posted:I'm fine with either actually.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:44
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Lemming posted:Obviously not the same, but reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley,_Jr. reminds me of the talk radio host that agreed to be waterboarded to show it was nbd and then did an absolutely shocking 180 to acknowledging waterboarding as a form of torture
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DolphinCop posted:reminds me of the talk radio host that agreed to be waterboarded to show it was nbd and then did an absolutely shocking 180 to acknowledging waterboarding as a form of torture I think that was Christopher Hitchens, unless two idiots did that.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:55
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FAUXTON posted:https://youtu.be/NO1G6ZacPmE quote:Away down south in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators that does sound like florida, yeah.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:57
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Edmund Lava posted:I think that was Christopher Hitchens, unless two idiots did that. iirc there was a guy named mancow that did it as well
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Edmund Lava posted:I think that was Christopher Hitchens, unless two idiots did that. I think he's referring to ManCow, specifically, and he, predictably, only lasted a couple of seconds. (gah, beaten) Now Sean Hannity, who said he'd do it, never did. Big shocker there.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:59
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CroatianAlzheimers posted:Nah, replace the current anthem with America the Beautiful. This Land is Your Land, but just the verse about private property
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Apr 19, 2016 01:00
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FAUXTON posted:https://youtu.be/NO1G6ZacPmE For Civil War marches I'd go with Marching Through Georgia: it's a fun tune and the lyrics are even better.
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Apr 19, 2016 01:01
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Mr Jaunts posted:I think he's referring to ManCow, specifically, and he, predictably, only lasted a couple of seconds. (gah, beaten) If someone were to Extraordinarily Rendition Hannity and Watebrloard him, they should be pardoned.
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Apr 19, 2016 01:04
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DolphinCop posted:reminds me of the talk radio host that agreed to be waterboarded to show it was nbd and then did an absolutely shocking 180 to acknowledging waterboarding as a form of torture Edmund Lava posted:I think that was Christopher Hitchens, unless two idiots did that. It was Mancow, and as I recall he later admitted that he wasn't actually waterboarded properly and never felt in danger but he was trying to make a statement anyway edit: way beaten
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Still waiting for Sean Hannity to get waterboarded since to him it was no big deal or whatever
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FAUXTON posted:https://youtu.be/NO1G6ZacPmE Tangentally related, all of this talk has reminded me about this artice: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/true-story-free-state-jones-180958111/ Stick Newt Knight on one of the notes with Nina Simone on the other side, just to hear Mississippi howl.
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Apr 19, 2016 01:35
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Because these morons don't have the experience necessary to know that pain is not the same as damage, they assume that anything that isn't damaging can't be physically torturous. As if convincing the lizard brain that it is literally drowning wasn't a particularly horrible thing to do. To me it sounds like one of the worst forms of torture I can imagine. If there are worse ones I probably don't want to hear about them.
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Apr 19, 2016 01:37
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i bet the inca didn't waterboard people
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DOOP posted:Replace the national anthem with literally any other song whats the current one again, i probably learned it in grade school but who really bothers remembering stuff like that, you know
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mandatory lesbian posted:whats the current one again, i probably learned it in grade school but who really bothers remembering stuff like that, you know The Star-Spangled Banner
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Rygar201 posted:The Star-Spangled Banner oh yeah, rockets bursting in air and all that jazz, yeah that song sucks
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Apr 19, 2016 02:09
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mandatory lesbian posted:oh yeah, rockets bursting in air and all that jazz, yeah that song sucks It's not a song, it's a poem. Why we insist on making people sing it, I'll never know.
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Apr 19, 2016 02:10
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Rygar201 posted:It's not a song, it's a poem. Why we insist on making people sing it, I'll never know. Imagine a whole baseball stadium of people delivering Star Spangle Banner in their best slam poetry jam.
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Rygar201 posted:It's not a song, it's a poem. Why we insist on making people sing it, I'll never know. To the tune of an old English drinking song, I believe
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I mean, by any metric that's pretty sweet.
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Apr 19, 2016 02:19
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:This Land is Your Land this is the correct answer. Guthrie is a million times more American than Key. gently caress that guy.
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Mr Jaunts posted:I think he's referring to ManCow, specifically, and he, predictably, only lasted a couple of seconds. (gah, beaten) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUkj9pjx3H0 Big old change of heart at the end
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