It would be funny if a BYOB poster killed someone in real life

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Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

isnt that why posters here keep disapearing?

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# ? Apr 19, 2016 21:22

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:19

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byober after killing: wow

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# ? Apr 19, 2016 21:43

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

isnt that why posters here keep disapearing?

innocent yobber: "man i wonder if we'll ever see dogcrash truther again"

Fluffieduckie: "heh yeah uhhh i mean probably not but maybe you never know" *tugs nervously at collar*

# ? Apr 19, 2016 22:39

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

metal is good, but do you know what's really metal? killing someone

# ? Apr 19, 2016 23:30

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Dogcrash was murdered because he bit off the head of a duckling on stage

# ? Apr 19, 2016 23:57

yeah actually they will

victim: You sick bastard... they're dead... all dead!! And now it's just me... I'm the last one alive... you son of a bitch, what are you waiting for? Shoot! Do it!
byob poster holding pistol pointed at victim: Y-you too
byob poster lying in bed staring at the ceiling, hours later: god drat it... gently caress

# ? Apr 20, 2016 00:01

Android Blues

no they will not posted:

victim: You sick bastard... they're dead... all dead!! And now it's just me... I'm the last one alive... you son of a bitch, what are you waiting for? Shoot! Do it!
byob poster holding pistol pointed at victim: Y-you too
byob poster lying in bed staring at the ceiling, hours later: god drat it... gently caress

lol

# ? Apr 20, 2016 00:07

deep dish peat moss

no they will not posted:

victim: You sick bastard... they're dead... all dead!! And now it's just me... I'm the last one alive... you son of a bitch, what are you waiting for? Shoot! Do it!
byob poster holding pistol pointed at victim: Y-you too
byob poster lying in bed staring at the ceiling, hours later: god drat it... gently caress

# ? Apr 20, 2016 01:51

google THIS

yobber: (tapping victim on the shoulder) hey...ha ha

victim: what?

yobber: hey ah knife...heh heh, kn-knife to...

victim: a-are you okay?

yobber: (dropping knife they were holding behind their back) knife to meet you! ahahahaha! knife to meet you! get it? eh? ah ahahahaha!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 02:10

MrWillsauce

*slits own throat*

# ? Apr 20, 2016 03:47

deep dish peat moss

[indefensible]

# ? Apr 20, 2016 04:58

Afro Doug

i basically did that to some guy who cut me off in traffic, except instead of killing him i yelled at him a whole lot but i rolled my window up so he wouldn't hear me

# ? Apr 20, 2016 05:52

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

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# ? Apr 20, 2016 10:31

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

# ? Apr 20, 2016 11:11

Macnult

Nosfereefer posted:

# ? Apr 20, 2016 14:10

FluffieDuckie

Afro Doug posted:

i basically did that to some guy who cut me off in traffic, except instead of killing him i yelled at him a whole lot but i rolled my window up so he wouldn't hear me

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 15:41

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

Nosfereefer posted:

# ? Apr 20, 2016 18:15

I.N.R.I

no they will not posted:

victim: You sick bastard... they're dead... all dead!! And now it's just me... I'm the last one alive... you son of a bitch, what are you waiting for? Shoot! Do it!
byob poster holding pistol pointed at victim: Y-you too
byob poster lying in bed staring at the ceiling, hours later: god drat it... gently caress

Lol

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:36

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Uxzuigal posted:

This is a killer playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/uxzuigal/playlist/3vIQZhW3xRdiiBMRpMNpYJ

Or if you want virtualy all metal songs on Spotify that I've come across:
https://open.spotify.com/user/uxzuigal/playlist/5YZXygbcnHZx1d2bz3LlS3
(Don't try to copy paste this list in one go into your own playlist , you will at best crash your spotify, or your computer, take segments).

Two Metallica songs, neither with Cliff Burton. :colbert:

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:40

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

No Slayer. Are you loving kidding me?

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:40

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Are you loving with me right now? You call this metal? You serious with this??? I'm so MAD

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:41

Salmiakki

mister magpie posted:

Are you loving with me right now? You call this metal? You serious with this??? I'm so MAD

mad enough to kill?

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:51

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

that might be my only option at this point

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:33

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

mister magpie posted:

Are you loving with me right now? You call this metal? You serious with this??? I'm so MAD

Noticed it was the first revision I linked, fixed the playlist and added missing songs, removed some.
(still the same list https://open.spotify.com/user/uxzuigal/playlist/3vIQZhW3xRdiiBMRpMNpYJ ).

I hope this sates your anger.

Angel of Death should be soothing!

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