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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

FCKGW posted:

lol

yeah lemme just rob precious height pixels from my widescreen displays

taskbar on the side sucka

smdh

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

FCKGW posted:

lol

yeah lemme just rob precious height pixels from my widescreen displays

taskbar on the side sucka

16:10 supremacy

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:04

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Siljmonster posted:

auto hide the taskbar for maximum pixels

same for the dock anything else is just weird.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:10

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

two 16:10 displays, side-by-side, with the taskbar on the side of the secondary display that is closest to the main one. 100% pixels on the main display :shlick:

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:11

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

anthonypants posted:

16:10 supremacy

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:37

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

lmao at how many steps and how unintuitive it is to set the homepage in Edge

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:47

CUNT AND PASTE: Aug 15, 2004; ~see my amazon wishlistu~

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

bring back windows classic or at least let me trim away the unnecessary padding imo

welcome to my ignore list

# ? Apr 20, 2016 21:14

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

FCKGW posted:

lol

yeah lemme just rob precious height pixels from my widescreen displays

taskbar on the side sucka

autohide side taskbar means all your window titles line up with each other, so you can scan them faster

# ? Apr 21, 2016 00:25

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

FCKGW posted:

precious height pixels from my widescreen displays

many of us have moved on up from 1366x768 displays. pixels aren't such a rare commodity anymore

# ? Apr 21, 2016 00:31

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

windows 10 is good

# ? Apr 21, 2016 00:40

treasure bear: Dec 10, 2012

why is server 2016 taking so long

# ? Apr 21, 2016 02:05

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

treasure bear posted:

why is server 2016 taking so long

it's based on windows 10 which is currently in beta testing

# ? Apr 21, 2016 02:24

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

Wheany posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY

Sharif don't like it

# ? Apr 21, 2016 03:38

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

triple sulk posted:

windows 10 is good

actually, it's really bad

# ? Apr 21, 2016 05:28

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

treasure bear posted:

why is server 2016 taking so long

no one wants it

# ? Apr 21, 2016 05:28

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

triple sulk posted:

windows 10 is good

# ? Apr 21, 2016 05:40

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

treasure bear posted:

why is server 2016 taking so long

i joked about ms introducing bash for windows because they planned on killing off windows server

but what if.. my joke became real

# ? Apr 21, 2016 06:09

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

azure stack is a cool concept so if microsoft manages to not gently caress it up (lol) they might have something

# ? Apr 21, 2016 06:24

Dodoman: Feb 26, 2009; A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret; Lipstick Apathy

Siljmonster posted:

auto hide the taskbar for maximum pixels

# ? Apr 21, 2016 09:11

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

mishaq posted:

azure stack is a cool concept so if microsoft manages to not gently caress it up (lol) they might have something

azure VMs are kind of lovely right now, but azure paas stuff rules hard

# ? Apr 21, 2016 16:23

Lysidas: Jul 26, 2002; John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.; Pillbug

Phoenixan posted:

i joked about ms introducing bash for windows because they planned on killing off windows server

but what if.. my joke became real

# ? Apr 21, 2016 16:33

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Lysidas posted:

# ? Apr 21, 2016 18:31

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

where did the picture of shagger come from

# ? Apr 21, 2016 18:48

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

Cocoa Crispies posted:

shaggard

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:08

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

AWWNAW posted:

where did the picture of shagger come from

thats him irl

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:12

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

Roosevelt posted:

thats him irl

he appears to be acutely autistic

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:22

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

i would trust him to design my schema is what i am saying

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:25

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

AWWNAW posted:

where did the picture of shagger come from

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:42

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

AWWNAW posted:

acutely autistic

not how autism works

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:42

je1 healthcare: Sep 29, 2015

JewKiller 3000 posted:

not how autism works

true, most autists are obtuse

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:46

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

jk shaggar is actually the black guy in the ll bean catalog

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:46

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

the picture is of former goon superstar teapot

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:49

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

je1 healthcare posted:

true, most autists are obtuse

and given to protracted arguments

# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:50

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

akadajet posted:

very deep

# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:04

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

See if you can pick out which one of these things is not like the others:

quote:

Revenue in More Personal Computing grew 1% (up 3% in constant currency) to $9.5 billion, with the following business highlights:

Windows OEM revenue declined 2% in constant currency, outperforming the PC market, driven by higher consumer premium device mix

Surface revenue increased 61% in constant currency driven by Surface Pro 4 and Surface Book

Phone revenue declined 46% in constant currency

Xbox Live monthly active users grew 26% year-over-year to 46 million

Search advertising revenue excluding traffic acquisition costs grew 18% in constant currency with continued benefit from Windows 10 usage

bone doing so poorly even microsoft's pr wizards are afraid to report anything but how many people played solitaire

# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:55

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

akadajet posted:

weren't there mp3s of someone reading teapot's posts in a fake russian accent while sinister music played in the background?

# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:58

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

What does constant currency mean too?

edit: Ah just some accounting junk to deal with fluctuations in foreign exchange rates.

# ? Apr 21, 2016 22:10

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

kalstrams posted:

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:26

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

anthonypants posted:

I'm the ...

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:47

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bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

aple chicklet keyboards are neat, the keys are spaced just so from the metal. capilary action prevents coffee from actually dripping into the hardware. this is design

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# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:19

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