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Adix posted:I ate a sliced mushroom in something; like the kind you'd see on a cartoon pizza. Later, it came back up intact.
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I loved bananas as a young kid, then around the age of maybe 5 or 6 (I think it was around preschool or kindergarten age) I suddenly got violently ill for no apparent reason after eating some. Ever since, the taste of bananas is associated with nausea for me. My girlfriend has been trying to help by offering banana items when she eats them (she loving loves bananas), and every time I eat I still get this horrible sense of wrongness. I don't really mind the flavor, my brain just screams that I shouldn't be tasting this. One night we were at Epcot and she bought some chocolate-banana Pocky sticks from the Japan pavilion. She offered me one, and I politely grabbed it and took a big bite out of it. As I chewed, I looked her right in the eye and said "I'd probably really enjoy this if I liked bananas." Her eyes got wide as she suddenly remembered just why I didn't eat bananas and she began profusely apologizing.
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Apr 21, 2016 06:53
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Oh jeeze how the gently caress dare they.
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A life hack on how to turn a chair into an ungodly abomination: And on the next episode of hoarders...
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Apr 21, 2016 07:21
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Real true Kitchen Hacks from the best youtube cooking channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxQS_J8Fc80
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Palpek posted:A life hack on how to turn a chair into an ungodly abomination: ..... ....????? JUST BUY A BIN. THEY'RE $10 AT THE WALMART.
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So torn right now. Keep stuff, or go to wal-mart. Decisions, decisions.
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Edminster posted:Tired of all that space donuts take up??? Hang on this bugs me. Whose hand is that. That ain't no donut hacker hand. It should look like a discolored wrestling game to the death between barbapapas. Or is this the Stepford variety, where the gloss of the immaculately manicured verges and toenails are but the facade for a house full of festering pets and distended husband and kids who are slowly fed to death by the vile schemes hatched by her shambolic lizard people mind??? Yeah. That must be it. Whew. I'm glad we got that sorted.
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Adix posted:I ate a sliced mushroom in something; like the kind you'd see on a cartoon pizza. Later, it came back up intact. Thank you for making my night. This is exactly how I imagined it when I read your post. 
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Apr 21, 2016 10:47
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Life hax: make everything smell of condoms https://www.facebook.com/172547052803759/videos/1093328324058956/
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Karate Bastard posted:Printers be shady as gently caress. I once owned a combination printer+scanner that would refuse to scan if one of the ink tanks got low 
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Ferretten posted:Life hax: make everything smell of condoms I don't see the point of turning condoms into rubber bands. Rubber bands are cheaper than condoms. Unless you're supposed to be upcycling used condoms for these hacks?
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Apr 21, 2016 13:53
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Relationship hack:
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Palpek posted:Relationship hack: So are these for highly autistic couples who cannot bear talking?
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Apr 21, 2016 18:47
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I just picture the individuals flipping the pillow over every time they enter the room by themselves as a sort of passive-aggressive argument. tonight - not tonight - tonight - not tonight - tonight - not tonight
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Apr 21, 2016 19:02
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with an anime bodypillow, every night is "tonight"
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Palpek posted:Relationship hack: Get a pair of them. Finally, something to appease fans of both Smashing Pumpkins and Elle Varner.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:So are these for highly autistic couples who cannot bear talking? Oh man, this reminds me of one of the worst Shark Tank pitches I ever saw. It was a stuffed elephant, that was supposed to be the Elephant in the Room, and the idea was that you put it out somewhere visible when you had a relationship problem you wanted to talk about with your partner. A $60 stuffed animal for people who are too passive aggressive to say "Hey, can we talk about X?" http://www.sbnation.com/2015/8/10/9120905/shark-tank-elephant-chat Bonus detail - apparently they are divorced now.
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captainOrbital posted:I just picture the individuals flipping the pillow over every time they enter the room by themselves as a sort of passive-aggressive argument. Pretend I edited the bugs bunny "duck season / rabbit season" gif to do this
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Apr 21, 2016 19:57
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When you're done with communicating with your partner using a pillow, you can finish your little toilet project:
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captainOrbital posted:I just picture the individuals flipping the pillow over every time they enter the room by themselves as a sort of passive-aggressive argument. FutonForensic posted:with an anime bodypillow, every night is "tonight" There should be a pillow that fits somewhere between the two. Some nights, I want to be with Kimiko. Some nights, it's with you. 
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Apr 21, 2016 20:55
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Palpek posted:When you're done with communicating with your partner using a pillow, you can finish your little toilet project: I could kind of see that if you had young children. They think they need half a roll to wipe. If it's a household of adults, gently caress 'em. I'm using what I want to use.
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At first glance I thought the TP thing was gonna be re: over vs under
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Bonster posted:I could kind of see that if you had young children. They think they need half a roll to wipe. I thought it was something about not letting toilet paper hang too low because...??? Toilet paper rationing is the sort of thing that would make me start using more just out of spite at someone trying to dictate how I am allowed to wipe my rear end. Adix posted:I ate a sliced mushroom in something; like the kind you'd see on a cartoon pizza. Later, it came back up intact. Mushrooms are one of the hardest things to digest (which is why people with IBS or other problems generally have to avoid them). Our digestive tract is not entirely sure what to do with fungi, so it takes a long time to break it down. A few weeks ago, I ate a bunch of mushrooms in something for dinner because mushrooms are delicious. Hours later, I threw up for no apparent reason, and everything was bile goop except for the still perfectly intact mushrooms. Your intestines spend hours and hours trying to digest those delicious fuckers. Enfys has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Apr 21, 2016 |
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Enfys posted:Mushrooms are one of the hardest things to digest (which is why people with IBS or other problems generally have to avoid them). Our digestive tract is not entirely sure what to do with fungi, so it takes a long time to break it down. Difficulty in digesting mushrooms is due to natural variation in chitinase expression, which is not very high in Western Caucasians for similar reasons to lactase expression being low in South East Asian populations. High chitinase levels and activity in digestive juices are observed in around 1 in 5 white European-descended people. So I guess you're one of the unlucky 80%. Assuming you're Caucasian. If not, you're astonishingly unlucky, because almost every other human genetic clade expresses pretty high levels of chitinase by comparison. Scientastic has a new favorite as of 07:46 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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Could the fact that you're puking up intact food be a clue to the problem? Maybe if you tried chewing your food instead of inhaling it, you wouldn't throw it up.
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It might help if you chew them I would think, unless this is some lifehack to save time at the dinner table and have reusable fungi for midnight snacks. like a animal off the floor, wallah and so on probably applies then I guess.
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Scientastic posted:Difficulty in digesting mushrooms is due to natural variation in chitinase expression, which is not very high in Western Caucasians for similar reasons to lactase expression being low in South East Asian populations. I thought it was because humans are just bad digesting stuff neither animal nor plant. 
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it the case that if you do have the barfs coming on, the digestive system puts everything into full expunge mode, to the point that even fluid is no longer being taken up but instead pumped all astern full into the digestive tract, the rationale being to reduce the potential for poison frogs, boogers and other assorted pathogens that your dumb chimp hands have thought it prudent to jam down the gullet to enter past the mucous membrane and into the blood stream and body proper. Then you barf and go on to live another day. And That's why you sometimes hurl pieces of intact foodstuffs. Besides obviously you've been eating like a loving hog and not chewed anything you gobbled down that horrid trash chute, but still, is that whereabouts correct?
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Mushrooms are disgusting gutter food.
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Noctone posted:Mushrooms are disgusting gutter food. I pity you and your wrong opinions.
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Trebek posted:How did they even accomplish this? I'm assuming it's not CGI. Is the donut attached to a string or something? It's one of the best uses of practical effects I've ever seen. I laughed till I cried at this question. Oh, man, I'm dyin' over here. I love the amount of thought you've put into the physics of this man being attacked by a pastry. DYING.
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Dude how did your reply jump over like nine pages are you a time machine?
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Lifehack: chew your food or have your mom cut it up into tiny pieces so you don't choke!
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Burn the decadent west.
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nope, gotta take the whole human race down for that one.
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A long spoon with a thing to hold your phone on the end. This is the future Asimov envisioned for us. The future is now.
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