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i lost track of what the gently caress this thread is about but it left me knowing I'd bang a robot skeleton so long as it had a pussy
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hey thanks rich but next time could you make the pictures a little bit thinner, my computer monitor had a hard time displaying the full text. it wasn't too hard, i could infer each word without really needing the first or last one or two letters (depending on where i left the horizontal scroll bar), but it did slow down the overall speed at which i generally weed. weed did i say weed i meant read i wish you all the best
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Iron Prince posted:i lost track of what the gently caress this thread is about but it left me knowing I'd bang a robot skeleton so long as it had a pussy You are a true sjw.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:is there something that tastes like motor oil but is *NON-TOXIC* for droid play? Used motor oil is non-toxic, all the toxins get burned up by the engine. Go nuts
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I think the real reason they chose John Robocop for the robot cop program is that he has the true heart of a hero
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Iron Prince posted:i lost track of what the gently caress this thread is about but it left me knowing I'd bang a robot skeleton so long as it had a pussy
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"Don't try to come in here John Robocop" said the Cocaine Kingpin. "I will" said John Robocop. "You can't," the Kingpin said, "or you can but we will shoot our guns at you" But Robocop was not afraid, not of bullets or anything else. The other cops thought this was because he had a robot heart, but the truth was that he had always been courageous and brave, and he loved justice more than most men love women or dogs. "I will give you until the count of three to surrender," said Robocop. "... Three." And he started shooting, which was cheating because he had implied he would start counting at one. His robot aim was so perfect that he could have shot the wings off a fly using only his sense of smell, but he chose to fill the entire building with bullet holes, to send lawbreakers a message: Your days of crime will end in nights of remorse. The bullet-riddled building creaked and sagged and the roof fell off. Then the cocaine tanks exploded and a million dollars in flaming currency drifted from the sky. John Robocop breathed in a deep satisfying lungful of justice and cocaine and got on his motorcycle to drive back to Police Headquarters. "I'll kill you John Robocop!" a man shouted. It was the Cocaine Kingpin. His hands had burned off but he had a bomb under his chin. "You're about to follow the law," Robocop said. "Newton's Law." By which he had in mind the conservation of momentum. Robocop gripped the throttle and raced forward on his motorcycle. The fork of his bike hit the Kingpin so hard it impaled him and his balls were sanded off by the tire as it rolled. Then Robocop slammed on the brakes and the Kingpin flew off the front of the bike. The Kingpin's last thought was that he wished he wasn't still holding the bomb, but he had been too surprised to drop it and did not have justice on his side. Then he exploded.
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So wait. "Fetish is highly individualized" but then "If a guy tells me he likes robots just because that means they’re flawless, obedient, and don’t talk much, well guess what? You’re not a technosexual! You’re just a jerk." So your fetish can be whatever you want it to be, but it has to fit her definition of that specific fetish, or you're just a jerk?
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:is there something that tastes like motor oil but is *NON-TOXIC* for droid play? white oil probably n-not that I've ever pretended to be a fuckbot
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s0m3 guy posted:hulk hogan's meat shoes Also how did this thread make it 22 pages without someone bring up the goon who actually made these shoes IRL? My memory sucks, I'm pretty sure he was australian maybe and had a dinosaur avatar?
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SteveVizsla posted:So wait. "Fetish is highly individualized" but then "If a guy tells me he likes robots just because that means they’re flawless, obedient, and don’t talk much, well guess what? You’re not a technosexual! You’re just a jerk." I think she's trying to separate getting horny for circuits and metal to getting horny about the idea of a functional equivalent of a sex slave. Her fetish is weird but harmless like a foot fetish or something, the latter would be more like the kind of thing you'd expect a rapist to want.
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I don't whether to laugh or cry. The level of arrogance and malice found in the average American woman is simply awe inspiring.
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Iron Prince posted:i lost track of what the gently caress this thread is about but it left me knowing I'd bang a robot skeleton so long as it had a pussy i think this has become the new heck thread where it's ok to openly admit your hatred of women (as opposed to the rest of the threads?)
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ScrubLeague posted:i think this has become the new heck thread where it's ok to openly admit your hatred of women (as opposed to the rest of the threads?) Wanting to gently caress a robot lass doesn't mean you hate women, it just means you hate it when they talk and think and do stuff.
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criscodisco posted:Wanting to gently caress a robot lass doesn't mean you hate women, it just means you hate it when they talk and think and do stuff. Real human women's reactions to the news about sex cyborgs is so loving hateful and insidious. Any guy that would resort to a sexborg has so little social value, that no women would have him. Instead of letting these men slink off into the shadows, and find a little happiness, women want them dragged out into the light and shamed, mocked, ridiculed, and called misogynist for the crime of not being attractive. I mean if you just sit and think about, it shows how incredibly cruel and hateful women are toward unattractive men. That short skinny fat balding guy who you refuse to even make eye contact when taking his order at Starbucks, wants a little company and that is deemed unacceptable.
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Single By Choice posted:Real human women's reactions to the news about sex cyborgs is so loving hateful and insidious. Any guy that would resort to a sexborg has so little social value, that no women would have him. Instead of letting these men slink off into the shadows, and find a little happiness, women want them dragged out into the light and shamed, mocked, ridiculed, and called misogynist for the crime of not being attractive. I mean if you just sit and think about, it shows how incredibly cruel and hateful women are toward unattractive men. That short skinny fat balding guy who you refuse to even make eye contact when taking his order at Starbucks, wants a little company and that is deemed unacceptable. Jessica, this is Jon. Jon is our resident fembot expert. He also loves getting banned, reregistering, and being broken. I guarantee that he can give you what you want. No, I'm serious, if you really want some sexism to blog about he can help you fill in three blogs and an op-ed piece.
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i want to gently caress the robot from star swars and if you say any no-no word about it i'm going to open one blog a week until you send me a robot to do sex in
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cool tree bro posted:I think this is the new thread about axes? 
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ol' Pop, trying to hijack the thread about the broken robot fetish lady. don't get your britches in a wad because we're focused on someone weirder than you for once you butthole
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gently caress that poo poo. This thread is now about clearing 100 pine trees, and I say blow them neoliberals up!!
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HOT BREAD! posted:ol' Pop, trying to hijack the thread about the broken robot fetish lady. don't get your britches in a wad because we're focused on someone weirder than you for once you butthole I don't think that's fair. Thread's title is like a batsignal to him (Pop signal), I would've been worried if he hadn't come.
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ArbitraryC posted:I think she's trying to separate getting horny for circuits and metal to getting horny about the idea of a functional equivalent of a sex slave. Her fetish is weird but harmless like a foot fetish or something, the latter would be more like the kind of thing you'd expect a rapist to want. Right, except people are in sub/dom relationships and they generally work out fine. Mostly. But also sex robots don't exist in that capacity, so getting grumpy about whether or not your flight of pure fantasy is ok or harmful seems like a waste of time. You're not likely to become a drat sex droid in any case
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But I want to be a sex robot, not a love machine.
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It's gone again. Jessica darling, you can't have a social media presence if you keep deleting everything.
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From Cherry 2000 to Ava Published on April 23, 2016 Leave a comment DalekBest It’s International “Kiss a Dalek” Day. And this is what some people imagine when we say, “I’m into robots.” For the longest time, I worried that my fembot fetish made me anti-feminist. After all, most media presents fembots as simplistic service units that satisfy men. But that’s not what I enjoy about the fetish, and it’s not a necessary ingredient for most technosexuals of either gender. First, there’s the physical aspects of the fetish–the imagined feeling that you are a construction of metal and synthetic parts, obviously crafted for beauty. But not a stereotypical male fantasy, the kind of beauty I want to be: athletic, chic hair, more graceful and elegant than anything else. And I’m allured by the contrast between my looks and my behavior, say, when I walk or move–I like there to be a slight jerkiness, just enough to let you know I’m not human. The dominance relationship with technosexuals is much more complicated than “slut” or “slave.” For me, the fact that I can be turned off at anytime gives me a sense of difference and vulnerability. When I see an attractive guy, I imagine him turning me off as a way of giving him total control over my body. The difference between my fantasy and misogyny is that I’m making the choice, even if I’m pretending not to. And isn’t intimacy really about letting go of control and making yourself helpless to the other person? Likewise, the aspects of the fetish that include repair and charging are my favorite because they signal intimacy. To think of my boyfriend’s hands inside my body, adjusting circuits or servos while I’m powered down, is a special form of snuggling. When he does this, it’s incredibly tender, and we’ve bonded here in ways that I haven’t with other couples. Fetish is highly individualized. I know some people love leather, dressing up as animals to make love, and I even knew of one colleague who used to sneak into people’s offices to watch porn on their computers (yeah, he got fired). There are healthy fetishes and then non-healthy ones. My route to fembotism wasn’t healthy, per se, but my enjoyment of the fetish is. How do you know what’s healthy or not? Pretty simple: does your fetish hurt anyone else? Does it violate someone? Or is it knowing and consensual? Even if your robot fetish extends to complete destruction of the fembot (something I’ve actually fantasized about myself), that doesn’t mean you hate women per se. Whether we want to admit it or not, something about death (real or mechanical) turns us all on a little bit. Why else would they call orgasms little deaths? It feels so good you wonder if you’re going to die, and afterward, your mind is pretty empty. Fembot destruction is just a hyper-realization of that truth, not unlike the female mantis who cuts off her partner’s head halfway through sex. Maybe I’m just hosed up, but something about that turns me on that I can only gesture toward: sex might be a fundamentally pleasurable but also violent, even self-destructive act. What I don’t approve of is the use of the technosexual fetish to oppress women. If a guy tells me he likes robots just because that means they’re flawless, obedient, and don’t talk much, well guess what? You’re not a technosexual! You’re just a jerk. We could see a great case in point in comparing Cherry 2000 to a movie like Ex Machina. Aside from that nice scene or two at the beginning, this film is almost not about her at all. It’s frustrating. I want to know more about Cherry, but she’s really just a plot device. In Ex Machina, however, Ava is the plot. She is a fembotists’ dream–smart, cunning, but also showing plenty of metal. I could live as Ava all day long, as long as I could have hair![/quote]
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Why can't I learn to love, and furthermore my fetish involves roleplaying emotionally damaged robots, so...? My dad's in politics!
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Single By Choice posted:Real human women's reactions to the news about sex cyborgs is so loving hateful and insidious. Any guy that would resort to a sexborg has so little social value, that no women would have him. Instead of letting these men slink off into the shadows, and find a little happiness, women want them dragged out into the light and shamed, mocked, ridiculed, and called misogynist for the crime of not being attractive. I mean if you just sit and think about, it shows how incredibly cruel and hateful women are toward unattractive men. That short skinny fat balding guy who you refuse to even make eye contact when taking his order at Starbucks, wants a little company and that is deemed unacceptable. can't stop the pop
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My designation is B.U.C.K and I have been programmed to F.U.C.K
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Single By Choice posted:Real human women's reactions to the news about sex cyborgs is so loving hateful and insidious. Any guy that would resort to a sexborg has so little social value, that no women would have him. Instead of letting these men slink off into the shadows, and find a little happiness, women want them dragged out into the light and shamed, mocked, ridiculed, and called misogynist for the crime of not being attractive. I mean if you just sit and think about, it shows how incredibly cruel and hateful women are toward unattractive men. That short skinny fat balding guy who you refuse to even make eye contact when taking his order at Starbucks, wants a little company and that is deemed unacceptable. hey jon pop, where were you? we thought you were gone for good.
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My self-summary sex worker; polyamorous; pagan; hapa; feminist; kinky (bottom/masochist); bookworm; technophobe; functional stoner i enjoy... hiking with dogs; private writing; dancing all night; rituals that involve burning things; getting dirty; discovering new ethical porn; free food; exploring the bay area on my bicycle; getting lost in the woods because i'm in berkeley: sagittarius sun, leo moon, virgo rising, 5 planets in sag What I’m doing with my life i have a lot of sex; i take classes and do rituals with my spiritual community; i also take classes at the citadel; i am in the process of having a tattoo removed because i realized that it is culturally appropriating; i just got a kawasaki vulcan 500 and am working on not grabbing the clutch every time i get scared; i try to live with integrity in a world that pits people against each other; i embrace both pleasure and pain I’m really good at creating beautiful altars; making grilled cheese sandwiches; finding the best tripping locations; building furniture out of milk crates; some other useful skills i'm not going to write here... The first things people usually notice about me my smile; my hard-to-guess ethnic background; my talking-to-dogs voice (very silly) Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food books: "dreaming the dark: magic, sex, and politics" by starhawk; "oval office: a declaration of independence" by inga muscio; "evolutionary witchcraft" by t. thorn coyle; "yes means yes!: visions of female sexual power and a world without rape" ed. by jaclyn friedman and jessica valenti; "the ethical slut" by dossie easton and janet hardy; "the red tent" by anita diamant; "blood magic: the anthropology of menstruation" ed. by thomas buckley and alma gottlieb I spend a lot of time thinking about adult sex education; anti-oppression politics; cultural and spiritual appropriation; positive-reinforcement animal training; the non-consensual nature of pet ownership; pot culture; how long it's gonna be before i drop out of society again; how long it's gonna be before prostitution is decriminalized; what the earth is going to be like when people are gone; how to worship nature while living in a city; my job pps. i am NOT a burner. good ol' okc seems to think i'd get along with a lot of burners. fine, some of my best friends are burners lol. here's the thing: i also have friends who, at burning man, have been a) sexually assaulted, and/or b) made to feel uncomfortable because they are POC. if you are a die-hard burner and are interested in messaging me, please be able to have an intelligent critical analysis conversation about race and gender at burning man.
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Single By Choice posted:I don't whether to laugh or cry. The level of arrogance and malice found in the average American woman is simply awe inspiring. what is up dude? I was worried you weren't coming back So anyway you should talk to this robot Jessica person, she sounds like a good fit for you Did you see how she tried to mess with SA? pretty amusing, right?
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H.H posted:hey jon pop, where were you? So did I to be honest. I am no longer getting the high from this forum that I used to. I need to find a way to take it to the next level and start meeting some of you in person.
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Single By Choice posted:So did I to be honest. I am no longer getting the high from this forum that I used to. I need to find a way to take it to the next level and start meeting some of you in person. Given how one of those events in goon history wound up in legitimate rape, I'm not exactly keen on you taking it to that next level. Not even for the person mentioned in the OP.
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Single By Choice posted:So did I to be honest. I am no longer getting the high from this forum that I used to. I need to find a way to take it to the next level and start meeting some of you in person. If I was in the vicinity I would def be down wanna meet a forum legend
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Single By Choice posted:So did I to be honest. I am no longer getting the high from this forum that I used to. I need to find a way to take it to the next level and start meeting some of you in person. that doesnt sound ominous at all
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mentally unstable, owns a gun, obsessed with the forums, and is out hundreds of dollars from it - what could possibly go wrong
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CrazyLoon posted:Given how one of those events in goon history wound up in legitimate rape, I'm not exactly keen on you taking it to that next level. Not even for the person mentioned in the OP. heh aint no one gonna rape me H.H posted:If I was in the vicinity I would def be down I am sure you would, and I would show what real life is for American men in 2016. ANIME IS BLOOD posted:that doesnt sound ominous at all Why do you ascribe negative connotations to men? If I was a woman, you call my need to socialize and belong righteous and do everything in your power to make it happen. But because I am a low value man, I must be a rapist, I must be a serial killer, I must be a deviant, I MUST BE A CREEP.
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Single By Choice posted:Why do you ascribe negative connotations to men? If I was a woman, you call my need to socialize and belong righteous and do everything in your power to make it happen. But because I am a low value man, I must be a rapist, I must be a serial killer, I must be a deviant, I MUST BE A CREEP. your creepiness is from your broken brains not your man status get (real) therapy
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