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I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Slugnoid posted:

Also Dash Cam Owners Australia April on the road compliation is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CDTielKQys

It's a good one. no minced oaths here.

Perhaps the most boring thing I've ever seen. A bunch of clips of people braking and everything being fine.

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

I Am Crake posted:

Perhaps the most boring thing I've ever seen. A bunch of clips of people braking and everything being fine.

I see lovely Australian driving every single time I go down to the shops.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Slugnoid posted:

They've released security camera video of one of the Paris attackers blowing himself up and killing only himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTkAqze38Y

This is the one whose brother chickened out and got arrested a couple of weeks ago. I hope his guards show him the video.

How was nobody killed except him in a blast like that? :psyduck:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Merijn posted:

How was nobody killed except him in a blast like that? :psyduck:

He forgot that shaped charges in suicide belts work best facing outward.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I Am Crake posted:

Perhaps the most boring thing I've ever seen. A bunch of clips of people braking and everything being fine.
Yep, a Russian dashcam is more than a device - a Russian dascham is a state of mind.

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

I Am Crake posted:

Perhaps the most boring thing I've ever seen. A bunch of clips of people braking and everything being fine.

I wonder if there's a canadian dashcam compilation out there?

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

I Am Crake posted:

Perhaps the most boring thing I've ever seen. A bunch of clips of people braking and everything being fine.

I prefer near misses to just smashes, smashes get boring after you've seen too many of them.

Merijn posted:

How was nobody killed except him in a blast like that? :psyduck:

apparently his arms popped off his torso so may be the shaped charges were pointing up??

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Slugnoid posted:

They've released security camera video of one of the Paris attackers blowing himself up and killing only himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTkAqze38Y

This is the one whose brother chickened out and got arrested a couple of weeks ago. I hope his guards show him the video.

"Check please."

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
Mr Terrorist: No.
Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.
Mr Terrorist: No. gently caress off, I'm full.
Maitre D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.
Mr Terrorist: Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
Maitre D: Oh sir, just... just one...
Mr Terrorist: Oh all right. Just one.
Maitre D: Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit...

Mr. Flunchy posted:

"Check please."

"I won't have what he's having"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Mr. Flunchy posted:

"Check please."

I'll have what he's having

Ed:beaten like a parked Russian car

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
An instant karma Australian dash cam collection:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFBNOQF50Hs


Worth watching for the final video, it's something special.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Gorilla Salad posted:

An instant karma Australian dash cam collection:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFBNOQF50Hs


Worth watching for the final video, it's something special.

Lol at the guy listening to the Genome audio book.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Gorilla Salad posted:

An instant karma Australian dash cam collection:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFBNOQF50Hs


Worth watching for the final video, it's something special.

Tune in for mundane traffic stops tonight at 11

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Slugnoid posted:

They've released security camera video of one of the Paris attackers blowing himself up and killing only himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTkAqze38Y

This is the one whose brother chickened out and got arrested a couple of weeks ago. I hope his guards show him the video.

waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup

And for dessert, IS cream

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Definitely not kosher

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I'll have some Baba Ganoush.

Edit
gently caress it, while I'm dropping MXC quotes I might as well link the show. It's an American "dubbing" of a Japanese gameshow that has been rather liberally translated into its own unique show. It's full of people embarrassing or injuring themselves in rather harmless ways and the commentary is fantastic. You can find all the old episodes on YouTube if you want more Schadenfreude from, and in this case I say it unironically, glorious Nippon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Ab05WTG8M

Chichevache has a new favorite as of 16:29 on Apr 26, 2016

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

SmokaDustbowl posted:

waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup

Which came first? Max Headroom, or Gerald Ford?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sol8T7S8sW4

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Slugnoid posted:

Also Dash Cam Owners Australia April on the road compliation is out

It's a good one. no minced oaths here.

Amazing yoink skills at 6:50

content: now you see me, now you don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ghr0dmevZE&t=20s

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Life Lessons:
Don't let your phone ring when you are in court.
Especially when it is for your bail hearing.
Especially when your bail conditions specifically prohibit you from possessing a cell phone.
Especially when your phone also includes evidence of drug possession and supply and intent to further violate the terms of your bail.

http://www.derrynow.com/news/im-afraid-cinders-will-not-be-going-to-the-ball-says-judge/80495

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Staryberry posted:

Life Lessons:
Don't let your phone ring when you are in court.
Especially when it is for your bail hearing.
Especially when your bail conditions specifically prohibit you from possessing a cell phone.
Especially when your phone also includes evidence of drug possession and supply and intent to further violate the terms of your bail.

http://www.derrynow.com/news/im-afraid-cinders-will-not-be-going-to-the-ball-says-judge/80495

Good that they're protecting his identity so that he's not killed by paramilitaries (!), less good that they leak his last name in the headline.

JorgeHWB
Jan 15, 2016

Aww, ugly duckling...
bawk-bawk

Subjunctive posted:

Good that they're protecting his identity so that he's not killed by paramilitaries (!), less good that they leak his last name in the headline.

I think "cinders" is slang/shorthand for Cinderella?

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Subjunctive posted:

Good that they're protecting his identity so that he's not killed by paramilitaries (!), less good that they leak his last name in the headline.

cinders is slang for cinderella, not his actual name

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I thought that was a pun the judge was making, fair enough.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Slugnoid posted:

They've released security camera video of one of the Paris attackers blowing himself up and killing only himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTkAqze38Y

This is the one whose brother chickened out and got arrested a couple of weeks ago. I hope his guards show him the video.

On one hand, it's kinda messed up to celebrate the death of a human being.

On the other hand, lol get hosed you ISIS rear end in a top hat.

ninjahedgehog has a new favorite as of 19:13 on Apr 26, 2016

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Merijn posted:

How was nobody killed except him in a blast like that? :psyduck:

It looks like he has the worst gas attack ever.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
So all that white stuff that seems to be flying around...is that shrapnel made out of terrorist?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

So all that white stuff that seems to be flying around...is that shrapnel made out of terrorist?

Maybe? Either way, you know everyone in that room got human splattered all over them. They all had minor injuries, but mostly just incredible mental trauma.

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby
The new FailArmy video for today is an instant classic if only for the very first clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hu0eXBcWYM

The rest is great too.

edit: Holy poo poo, I think I know that woman who dropped the weights at 5:50.

The Casualty has a new favorite as of 20:43 on Apr 26, 2016

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure there's at least one smashed tit and one broken spine in the SLO MO failarmy tribute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHUQAMFwD7

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I'm pretty sure there's at least one smashed tit and one broken spine in the SLO MO failarmy tribute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHUQAMFwD7w

fixed

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

The Casualty posted:

edit: Holy poo poo, I think I know that woman who dropped the weights at 5:50.

That's Mattie Rogers. She's on the women's USA Olympic weightlifting team.

JD
Jan 11, 2003

The Casualty posted:

The new FailArmy video for today is an instant classic if only for the very first clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hu0eXBcWYM

The rest is great too.

edit: Holy poo poo, I think I know that woman who dropped the weights at 5:50.

Can someone gif the dirt bike throw at :29?

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

JD posted:

Can someone gif the dirt bike throw at :29?

https://gifs.com/

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/z75QLNP.gifv

JD
Jan 11, 2003
^^
Thanks!

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

Maker Of Shoes posted:

That's Mattie Rogers. She's on the women's USA Olympic weightlifting team.

Ah, nevermind then.

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

New Rocket League dlc looking good.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Gravity gun still rocks.

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