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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

yawn

don't care what you are cause your writing is poo poo and you suck donkey balls through a straw

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Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


quote:

Would you like me to...place my lips on your male...sex...organ?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

Ya but we're that Benedict Cumblebum Sherlock who looks at your writing and has the word 'Man' appear multiple times in the air.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm here because of Jon Pop.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I'm just gonna post cool robot music now. Robot loving may or may not be implied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hg7Lz4RlAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=182IIAW32Uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4I-AK4u8Tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_7giRt2v6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb7WIS0RjT0

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Apr 27, 2016

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

yawn

don't care what you are cause your writing is poo poo and you suck donkey balls through a straw

Please be nice. Jessica Dupree is a victim of circumstances and did not ask to be born that kind of retarded where you never develop emotional intelligence beyond that of a three year-old.

This is a tragic thing, I feel.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Boy this thread never had a chance at being good but at least someone purporting to be the subject showed up and used you cats to have a little fun I guess.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

ScrubLeague posted:

Boy this thread never had a chance at being good but at least someone purporting to be the subject showed up and used you cats to have a little fun I guess.

They are happy to be trolling us, we are happy to read idiocy, you are happy for seeing through the whole charade, everyone is happy :)

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

ScrubLeague posted:

used you cats to have a little fun
It is apparent that many of you lack the ability to comprehend a single one of my posts. If you did, you would understand that you are all pawns on a chessboard I bought and own. You are all merely dancing chimps here to amuse me, and I have the ability to pull your strings and control your every move. If your reactions weren't so banal and tedious, I might be impressed.

Light Gun Man posted:

Robot loving may or may not be implied.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVw7eJ0vGfM

e:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ScrubLeague posted:

Boy this thread never had a chance at being good but at least someone purporting to be the subject showed up and used you cats to have a little fun I guess.

I'd call you Diet Tezzor but you're more like the diet version of the store brand Tezzor

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

How do you feel about fisting, Jessica?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Hey, Lowtax. This guy..

ScrubLeague posted:

Boy this thread never had a chance at being good but at least someone purporting to be the subject showed up and used you cats to have a little fun I guess.

.. is calling you out.

I bet if you look through his history, you'll see a bunch of really good posts and threads that you could learn from.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Absolute Lithops posted:

I'm a feminist woman as well but fyi my hair is virgin.

His/her avatar was painted over a fembot from that Austin Powers scene. Do his/her other works likewise engage in radical appropriation of corporate products?

I just added that my hair is an unnatural color because of the tendency for absolutely crazy radfems and such to have weird haircolors

was trying to pre-empt a "you're not a REAL FEMINIST cause you post on SA" line of bullshit

JessicaDupre posted:

To the critics: What I'm hearing is that a 30-page thread of thoughtless insults is funny, so long as I don't show up and kill everyone's fun. How about this? Reading through all that nonsense, I found two posts that made me laugh. The rest were pretty boring. I remember better taunts at the back of my school bus in middle school.

To everyone else, check out this music video about a fembot. Is it sexist or satirical? I'm so wrapped up in layers of irony right now that I can't tell anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isMnuuOUCWs

did you miss the parts where people made points/asked questions? Maybe your scanning module is malfunctioning

PS you're really boring

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.
Fuckin lmao at that poser comic. Everything about this person is pathetic as hell.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





jessica how much of your memoirs are just you off your meds and hallucinating please answer tia

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
The only robots I need are the ones that can protect me from Space :colbert:

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

JessicaDupre posted:

I found two posts that made me laugh.

They were the ones with this in it, right?

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Jess,

Crow T. Robot or Tom Servo? who would you rather bang?

the future of our relationship hinges upon your answer.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Rape Stink posted:

Jess,

Crow T. Robot or Tom Servo? who would you rather bang?

the future of our relationship hinges upon your answer.

Don't know about her, but I uses to think that Gypsy would be great at sucking cock. After all, she looks like a vacuum cleaner and has those big and juicy lips. Gypsy was basically a talking fleshlight.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

You're the worst poster I think I've ever seen and GBS is full of terrible posters, including me. Also, you're totally a guy, as this post makes extremely obvious.

Saint Rude
Aug 21, 2009

Ibogaine posted:

Don't know about her, but I uses to think that Gypsy would be great at sucking cock. After all, she looks like a vacuum cleaner and has those big and juicy lips. Gypsy was basically a talking fleshlight.

Lol jesus christ

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

JessicaDupre posted:

Moriarty does bore easily

sounds like someone bought your book

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

hey whatever sex organs you have you should probably stop touching them to the thought of a mother abusing her baby daughter. god bless.

Joust posted:

Ya but we're that Benedict Cumblebum Sherlock who looks at your writing and has the word 'Man' appear multiple times in the air.
I love it

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Saint Rude posted:

Lol jesus christ

he says what what we're all thinking
all of us
even the ladies
/notsexist

Saint Drogo posted:

hey whatever sex organs you have you should probably stop touching them to the thought of a mother abusing her baby daughter. god bless.

Yeah OP that's legit bot right.
I meant "not right" but this is good too.

Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Apr 27, 2016

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Joust posted:

Ya but we're that Benedict Cumblebum Sherlock who looks at your writing and has the word 'Man' appear multiple times in the air.

"Watson, call a car, we're going to where Moriarty thinks we will never find him. A place most foul."

"Sherlock, you can't possibly mean-"

"Yes, Watson, you've finally reached the same conclusion I have. Moriarty has been leaving us breadcrumbs for days perhaps weeks. Tonight, we foil his little game."

*the black cab pulls into the boxed wine section of the saddest supermarket*

*sherlock farts* "And now we wait."

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygN8H3kI1qE

This may be a little too hot and sexy for Jessica.

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.
Lol, the second blog has been deleted as well, just how loving fragile are you, you dumbass? Seriously, seek therapy for whatever is wrong with your brain.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrWuMwRKH2c

Keg fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Apr 27, 2016

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Ibogaine posted:

They were the ones with this in it, right?



Every drat time

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Im proud to be an SMP.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

I've changed my mind. You're super cool and I want to know more about what makes you tick (that's a pun, sort of like what you'd see in the hit movie Austin Powers).

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
The twitter account and blog are both gone, so I guess this guy who pretends to be a woman with brain problems and a PhD is gone forever and we'll hopefully never hear from him again.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Keg posted:

The twitter account and blog are both gone, so I guess this guy who pretends to be a woman with brain problems and a PhD is gone forever and we'll hopefully never hear from him again.

I hope she keeps coming back again and again forever and also writes her most (least?) favorite posters into her future sexy robot stories.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Archer666 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygN8H3kI1qE

This may be a little too hot and sexy for Jessica.

Jesus Christ I forgot all about Goldy Lookin' Chain

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Shoehead posted:

Jesus Christ I forgot all about Goldy Lookin' Chain

To be fair, so did I until I heard that Jessica is a robosexual.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Al Cowens posted:

It is apparent that many of you lack the ability to comprehend a single one of my posts. If you did, you would understand that you are all pawns on a chessboard I bought and own. You are all merely dancing chimps here to amuse me, and I have the ability to pull your strings and control your every move. If your reactions weren't so banal and tedious, I might be impressed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVw7eJ0vGfM

e:


If you're the one in control then we can hardly be blamed for the quality of our reactions now can we? :smug: check and mate.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Keg posted:

The twitter account and blog are both gone, so I guess this guy who pretends to be a woman with brain problems and a PhD is gone forever and we'll hopefully never hear from him again.

All those posts lost like... tears in the rain...

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
How did he get heeeeeeeeerrreee?
What does he waaaaaaannnntttt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

My first 100 or so SA posts were in fyad because someone told me that was the law. Always follow, your laws.

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