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poparena posted:I normally wouldn't consider Jon Bois a "video reviewer," but he just did a really funny breakdown of death in the series "24." I'm still bummed we lost Breaking Madden (the videos anyway), but Pretty Good is a worthy altar upon which to sacrifice it, so I'm okay. I'd also recommend watching "The Dumbest Boy Alive" from that same series. It is a Masters dissertation level examination of the stupidest intent argument ever and it's fantastic.
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Alaois posted:the Wondrous Life of Lonnie Smith I just watched it based on your post. I feel like this could make a really good stylistic black comedy movie. Jon Bois does good work MrSlam fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Apr 27, 2016 |
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MrSlam posted:I just watched it based on your post. I feel like this could make a really good stylistic black comedy movie. Jon Bois does good work lonnie smith's career is basically a coen brothers movie
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I was actually going to suggest the Coen Brothers direct it! You and me, Alaois. We're like brothers. But closer.
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nine-gear crow posted:I'm still bummed we lost Breaking Madden (the videos anyway) Aw man, really? those articles were some of the funniest things I've ever read.
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Remember when google was with the good guys in fighting hollywood back in the PROTECT IP days? Those days are over. gently caress google.
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Sage has Suave review Eiken. I'm getting flashbacks to the time Sage tried torturing JO with schlock anime.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Sage has Suave review Eiken. With this very one, in fact.
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poparena posted:I normally wouldn't consider Jon Bois a "video reviewer," but he just did a really funny breakdown of death in the series "24." I read that too quickly and thought for a moment that Joe Bob did a breakdown of death in 24. Which I would also like to see.
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nine-gear crow posted:I'm still bummed we lost Breaking Madden (the videos anyway), I skimmed a few articles and it looks like the videos are still intact. Edit: Oh I didn't quite catch that. Thought you meant lost in the context if they got killed by DMCA or whatever rather than just no new ones. On an unrelated note, back to Jim Sterling. Guess I was kinda wrong in my guess about who gets money if your video is claimed. Looks like if monetizing is forbidden by a holder than nobody gets to make dosh off of it. http://kotaku.com/game-critic-uses-brilliant-workaround-for-youtubes-copy-1773452452 Tracula fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Sage has Suave review Eiken. Urgh, I got a full body cringe from this review. Not with the review itself but the subject matter isn't even an entertaining kind of shlock. You can have good shlock but Eiken is loving gross and revolves around tits. There isn't even any clever jokes or innuendo
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Testekill posted:Urgh, I got a full body cringe from this review. Not with the review itself but the subject matter isn't even an entertaining kind of shlock. You can have good shlock but Eiken is loving gross and revolves around tits. There isn't even any clever jokes or innuendo At least he'll be reviewing some good anime next time. He's doing another Adult Swim month.
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Max Wilco posted:Nostalgia Critic has a new editorial video: When Are Critics Wrong?  Hell Mode: Don't talk about the gameshow, the studio, Channel Awesome management, video quality, Bart's Nightmare Let's Play, or Demo Reel
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The worst thing Doug ever did was his review of The Cell. That said The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked climes of the baren land which dominates large portions of the Norgolian empire. Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth. The tireless sun cast its parching rays of incandescense from overhead, half way through its daily revolution. Small rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily accomplishments of their dismal lives. Dust sprayed over three heaving mounts in blinding clouds, while they bore the burdonsome cargoes of their struggling overseers. "Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier. "Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Grignr. A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid. The Vosgian Beast fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:The worst thing Doug ever did was his review of Hocus Pocus. ftfy
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The Vosgian Beast posted:The worst thing Doug ever did was review
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The Vosgian Beast posted:escaping life fluid. I yearn for an RPG or a video game set in the Eye of Argon universe, as impossible as that may be
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That 24 death video was great. The show was screwed up. And we were all screwed up for loving it. I still love it.
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Max Wilco posted:Is Melvin, Brother of the Joker still fair game? What about emotional intelligence on analyzing movies? Oh yeah, Lazy Game Reviews sorta finished his Edutainment Month with this, unless he makes a fifth video next week somehow. Notable ones are this one where he reviews a science picture book turned into a cdrom experience (Owned the sequel) and this internet meme. Also, altho not a internet critic or review, Youtube has announced a less draconic content id claim system. Kunster fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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At least the person can get their money back. Still would actually prefer to have say, preferential treatment towards people with better records and punishing blatantly false and malicious copyright claims.
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Max Wilco posted:Nostalgia Critic has a new editorial video: When Are Critics Wrong? Is Doug's new shtick crippling, unaware irony??
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Low-hanging fruit aside, that's just a really freaking dumb question to base an editorial around and what it tells me is that he's just throwing stuff out there to keep a schedule
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Augus posted:he's just throwing stuff out there to keep a schedule All of his future videos will be about Adam Sandler movies and the level of laziness will be so intense that people will spontaneously turn into literal sloths.
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Echo Chamber posted:That 24 death video was great. I'm a little saddened that Jon didn't touch on the pointlessly spiteful death of Michelle Fairley's character during Live Another Day. Restrained, neutralized, and having just watched her son get yanked out a window by Jack, Margot gets tossed out the window right after him because she sasses Jack. I actually laughed when it happened because it was so comically violent and unexpected, even for Jack Bauer. ...I also went "The Lannisters send their regards", when she hit the ground, but that's another story.
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nine-gear crow posted:...I also went "The Lannisters send their regards", when she hit the ground, but that's another story. Heh. CynCyanide posted:All of his future videos will be about Adam Sandler movies and the level of laziness will be so intense that people will spontaneously turn into literal sloths. Included in each of these videos will be a dozen rants about how lazy and bad they are and how lazy and bad the people who made it are for not making something that wasn't lazy and bad also have the two demo reel people do a skit about evil corporate greed that makes lazy and bad things for money.
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Leal posted:This... this can't actually work, can it? So uh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK8i6aMG9VM While you can't use it to ensure you get your money, you CAN do it to ensure other people cannot get your money.
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Leal posted:So uh... This is actually brilliant
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Miss Wallace posted:Is Doug's new shtick crippling, unaware irony?? He already made an editorial about how the Selterberg are not parodies because all they do is reference things, so yes.
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Leal posted:So uh... I'm glad that Jim isn't a nintendo fanboy who gives them a pass cause muh childhood. Seriously okay give nintendo better rights cause they're not EA, that's some good old hypocrisy there. You might as well rickroll the poo poo out of your own content and let the corporate dragons duke it out for your rotten scraps. Best part is even with the new system making it so the winner of the content ID gets the cash, still doesn't solve the fundamental problem of being punished for following the rules.
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PassTheRemote posted:He already made an editorial about how the Selterberg are not parodies because all they do is reference things, so yes. I'm pretty sure there's an edit of that somewhere that replaces the Seltzerberg clips with the anniversary movies, it's brilliant. And his editorials are his dumbest videos, it's like a running joke with us what stupid question qualifies for them. "Is Melty a Flavor? An NC Editorial" "How do magnets work? An NC Editorial"
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Miss Wallace posted:I'm pretty sure there's an edit of that somewhere that replaces the Seltzerberg clips with the anniversary movies, it's brilliant.  I tried to capture the essence of "Fake mugging reaction shot staged solely for the thumbnail and not appearing in the actual video"
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:Need animated icon with NC rant face followed by "THAT. MAKES. NO. SENSE!" We can use that when Cyron posts. Well maybe, but i rather save it for when doug post more "thoughtful" videos. In term of other bad Doug Walker shows Emo Jones was also bad, honestly everything outside of the critic turn out to be bad didn't it, his stuff that turn out decent wasn't that hard to make liked (bum, ask that guy) it just word salad. Cyron fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Apr 29, 2016 |
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