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NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice
i'd gladly debate dylan hales on cima vs cena as who has been the best pure ace in pro graps over the last generation.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i'll settle it right now with three little words: big match john

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

oatgan posted:

i'll settle it right now with three little words: big match john

until he builds a promotion (kind of two but that's belaboring the point) i stand pat :colbert:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/prowrestling/status/726628099094278144

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I think both Todd and F4W are better for his move. Todd/Alvarez was a horrible combination

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

#Patterns

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

until he builds a promotion (kind of two but that's belaboring the point) i stand pat :colbert:

He was a jobber chump in the greatest promotion to ever exist, unlike John Cena (Ace of the Universe.)

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Pretty easy to build a promotion when John Cena is carrying the entire industry on his back

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

MassRafTer posted:

He was a jobber chump in the greatest promotion to ever exist, unlike John Cena (Ace of the Universe.)

Cena apparently wasn't even good enough to be a young WCW jobber, so doesn't' that give CIMA the edge?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

cima flaunts his use of steroids so all his accomplishments come with an asterisk

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
*steroids own

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


C*ma

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Thauros posted:

Cena apparently wasn't even good enough to be a young WCW jobber, so doesn't' that give CIMA the edge?

Cena is too much of a man to beg The Ultimate Dragon for a job (and then betray him.)

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

John CIMA would be a cool tag team.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

The Ace of the Universe is Abyss, the Ace of Total Nonstop Action

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

MotU posted:

*steroids own

luckily cena uses hgh so he's still cool too

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

luckily cena uses hgh so he's still cool too

He's passed every test he's ever taken at his own gym.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





oatgan posted:

cima flaunts his use of steroids so all his accomplishments come with an asterisk

CIMA is honest while Cena is a liar. Another point in his favor!

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Alex Riley is simultaneously big timing and begging to come onto the Solomonster podcast in multiple tweets, pretty good poo poo

https://twitter.com/AlexRileyWWE/status/725912517952696320?s=09

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Solomonster said nothing about Alex in weeks and weeks. Alex watched this and read the provocative and misleading video title posted by someone else:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeFfjEQEWbg

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

This is just sad and pathetic.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Luigi Thirty posted:

This is just sad and pathetic.

This particular incident or Alex Riley's entire career?

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes

Swagger Dagger posted:

This particular incident or Alex Riley's entire career?

Yes.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I love that if there's one thing this subforum can agree on unilaterally, it's that Alex Riley is a useless lump of poo poo

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Actually, he's good

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

oatgan posted:

Actually, he's good

:golfclap:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

oatgan posted:

Actually, he's good

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
If I were a :airquote: drug user :airquote: if I :airquote: imbibed in spirits and or alcohol :airquote: then maybe i'd think this show was hilarious...

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Wrong thread

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wade Keller and Austin recap Payback on Austin's podcast, and man Austin loving LOVED that show. I thought it was very good, but it's really nice to hear how enthusiastic Austin is about it, and he loves Kevin Owens so much for being such a great heel.

He gives huge props to AJ and Roman both too.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Dave and Bryan talking about Ryback in New Japan is pretty surreal.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

Dave and Bryan talking about Ryback in New Japan is pretty surreal.

why would NJPW want Ryback. They already have Elgin

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

ayn rand hand job posted:

why would NJPW want Ryback. They already have Elgin

Gaijin Hoss Battle

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


flashy_mcflash posted:

Dave and Bryan talking about Ryback in New Japan is pretty surreal.

If he couldn't figure out how to eat at Panera, I don't want to know what happens when he goes to Japan.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Charles Gnarwin posted:

If he couldn't figure out how to eat at Panera, I don't want to know what happens when he goes to Japan.

Lots of trips to Japanese Sizzler and That KFC with the buffet.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ryback has to carry Juice Robinson's bags.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Charles Gnarwin posted:

If he couldn't figure out how to eat at Panera, I don't want to know what happens when he goes to Japan.

I have to assume there's only one menu option at Ribera.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?
Can't wait to see The Big Guy tweeting from various Japanese establishments.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

dammit MLW, where's the Tiki Bar?

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long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

ayn rand hand job posted:

why would NJPW want Ryback. They already have Elgin

This is almost exactly what Dave said

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