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Any child old enough to read that sanctimonious essay is too old to believe in the tooth fairy.
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Yea, this definitely won't result in requiring a professional therapist at any point in their lives.
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# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:58 |
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Meowjesty posted:Yo maybe just tell your kid to clean their room. Or like my Mom. "Clean your room." <catches me playing with my Micronauts> <My Micronauts collection is suddenly smaller>
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# ? Apr 29, 2016 21:03 |
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Karma Monkey posted:Yea, this definitely won't result in requiring a professional therapist at any point in their lives. Or bloody noses
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Samizdata posted:Or like my Mom. "Clean your room." My girlfriend's dad once got drunk and when he got angry at her, he just started hurling her things into a bonfire in the backyard. Parents who destroy or throw out their kids' possessions as punishment are pretty awful and usually doing absolutely nothing to make their kid more respectful and responsible.
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# ? Apr 29, 2016 23:40 |
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I also agree that parents shouldn't get drunk and throw things into a fire in an impotent drunken rage but I feel like your example may be an outlier my dude.
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chitoryu12 posted:Parents who destroy or throw out their kids' possessions as punishment are pretty awful and usually doing absolutely nothing to make their kid more respectful and responsible. Intentionally pissing kids off and acting like assholes is a pretty bad way to teach respect and responsibility, but it DOES teach parents some respect once the kid gets old enough to realize that they can throw their parents' poo poo away too.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 01:32 |
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Palpek posted:Parental hacks: Lifehack: If you're using your kids to attention whore on the internet then kill yourself, because whoever your kids wind up with it's guaranteed they won't be as awful at parenting as you are.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:19 |
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Guy Mann posted:Lifehack: If you're using your kids to attention whore on the internet then kill yourself, because whoever your kids wind up with it's guaranteed they won't be as awful at parenting as you are. So what you're saying is that they're making their kids better parents? Lifehack!
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:55 |
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Palpek posted:If you ask your mother NICELY she will even help you dispose of the bodies. pfft, mom's just gonna tell you to hide the bodies under the pillow for the body fairy. the body fairy's gonna do jack poo poo though, leaving a note behind about a tooth being in the way. fuckin' red tape, man
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:24 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:If I need to drink someone under a table I dissolve them in acid, then neutralize the acid, then pour them into a Moomin mug, then crouch under the table, then drink them under the table. You know what on second thought that's gotta be like a shitload of fluorine in that bro. Are you sure that's healthy?
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Karate Bastard posted:You know what on second thought that's gotta be like a shitload of fluorine in that bro. Are you sure that's healthy? Yes.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 20:51 |
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I don't eat gluten so I'm basically immortal.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I don't eat gluten so I'm basically immortal. Something lifehackers genuinely believe.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 20:56 |
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"Immoral" is the word you're looking for bro. Plus I don't think those two things are related necessarily?
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What if everyone who doesn't eat gluten is actually a lizard person?
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# ? May 1, 2016 00:53 |
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Meowjesty posted:What if everyone who doesn't eat gluten is actually a lizard person? You're crazy hiss
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# ? May 1, 2016 01:20 |
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chitoryu12 posted:My girlfriend's dad once got drunk and when he got angry at her, he just started hurling her things into a bonfire in the backyard. haha i had all my poo poo thrown out when i was Eight As everyone thought my mother was going to die. I have no issues whatsoever.
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# ? May 1, 2016 01:36 |
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Life Hack. Don't ever do anything that "Crazy Russian Hacker" does. I showed her the video with the Sulfuric Acid and the sponge. She turned her head away expecting severe injury. She works with many acids and bases throughout her day. She had a team member that quit due to PTSD from screwing up several times while mixing bases. He had to be rushed to the hospital on 2 occasions (to be fair, he was incompetent) . She stopped wearing her wedding ring for safety. A little tiny spill of H2SO4 can burn you and you won't know it until it's already done it's damage. She changes her gloves every few minutes but she still has gotten some under the ring in the past. I told her to stop wearing the ring. His hands are bare! What the gently caress! He wasn't under a hood, no respirator, and insufficient eye protection. If he had poured that bottle into a 5 gallon bucket and then poured the water on top, he would be blind. That guy must have a guardian angel. For content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rHWUki86N8 If it was already posted before, my apologies.
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# ? May 1, 2016 05:14 |
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"Gourmet breakfast the ladies love"
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Every time this guy tried to handle a knife, it looked like he was going to cut his loving fingers off. I almost wish he did.
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# ? May 1, 2016 09:44 |
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Butt Ox posted:Every time this guy tried to handle a knife, it looked like he was going to cut his loving fingers off. I suspect that is a common thing among guys making food life hack videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQ3MrWbuoA
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# ? May 1, 2016 10:04 |
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Butt Ox posted:Every time this guy tried to handle a knife, it looked like he was going to cut his loving fingers off. I almost wish he did. How the gently caress is knife handling not something that is taught to these people
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Somfin posted:How the gently caress is knife handling not something that is taught to these people By who?
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# ? May 1, 2016 12:30 |
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# ? May 1, 2016 12:31 |
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Lifehack: shower before bed because getting in bed without showering is gross.
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# ? May 1, 2016 15:36 |
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Getting into freshly washed sheets after you've just showered is one of the best feelings.
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:20 |
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THE best if they're still warm from the dryer
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Enfys posted:Getting into freshly washed sheets after you've just showered is one of the best feelings. Ichabod Sexbeast posted:THE best if they're still warm from the dryer If you live in a hot and humid place, it's even nicer when you're freshly clean and you slip under some nice cotton sheets that have been on the bed long enough that they're a little cooler than the room.
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# ? May 1, 2016 16:37 |
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Nicer still to slip under the cotton to find something freshly clean, hot and humid
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# ? May 1, 2016 17:51 |
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Palisader posted:If you live in a hot and humid place, it's even nicer when you're freshly clean and you slip under some nice cotton sheets that have been on the bed long enough that they're a little cooler than the room. Cold crisp sheets mmmmmm
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# ? May 1, 2016 17:51 |
Exactly what is it that makes crawling into bed right after a shower so much more comfortable than without showering?
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Karate Bastard posted:Nicer still to slip under Cotton to find something freshly clean, hot and humid uhhh
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:43 |
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Thanks for finding my steamed broccoli.
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# ? May 1, 2016 19:43 |
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That's broccoli? Thank Christ.
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# ? May 1, 2016 20:25 |
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A little snack in bed; broccoli doesn't leave crumbs LIFE HACK
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# ? May 1, 2016 20:36 |
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mostlygray posted:She stopped wearing her wedding ring for safety. A little tiny spill of H2SO4 can burn you and you won't know it until it's already done it's damage. She changes her gloves every few minutes but she still has gotten some under the ring in the past. I told her to stop wearing the ring. A friend of my parents several years ago was an electrician, and he got his wedding ring tattooed onto him so he could wear it without risking shorting it across anything. And then he wound up getting divorced. LIFEHACK: Mark your wedding ring permanently on your body so that divorce is even more painful than normal.
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# ? May 1, 2016 23:25 |
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Butt Ox posted:Every time this guy tried to handle a knife, it looked like he was going to cut his loving fingers off. I almost wish he did. I recoiled when he stabbed the bottom of a can with a knife while holding the can in the air.
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mostlygray posted:... I worked at a couple places before that have bulk tanks of ~97% sulfuric acid. Both would get leaks off the pump seals sometimes. One time a rocket surgeon there stuck the tip of his finger ever so gingerly into the dribble and then decided to taste it. I don't remember the exact response since I wasn't there for that shift, but I think it was something like "Oh poo poo! It burns!" I think he was expecting sour like citric acid, but more. I don't think he works there anymore either.
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