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Defeatist Elitist
Jun 17, 2012

I've got a carbon fixation.


If I was going to go through all the work of making a serious gamer's gaming womb I'd probably try to make it a little more comfortable looking. Like, ignoring the cramped spacing and the probable eye hurt, I can't even imagine how blazing hot that thing would get.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I want a wedding coozie, hook a birdie up :allears:

e: content: can't afford that classic Mercedes you've always wanted? never fear you can buy the manual and keep it on your coffee table and it's pretty much the same thing

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 01:20 on May 1, 2016

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I want a wedding coozie, hook a birdie up :allears:

e: content: can't afford that classic Mercedes you've always wanted? never fear you can buy the manual and keep it on your coffee table and it's pretty much the same thing


Selling old manuals for whatever is not particularly weird (in case you didn't know).

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Defeatist Elitist posted:

If I was going to go through all the work of making a serious gamer's gaming womb I'd probably try to make it a little more comfortable looking. Like, ignoring the cramped spacing and the probable eye hurt, I can't even imagine how blazing hot that thing would get.

Not to mention the build up of farts and sweat soaking into the fleece walls of the GameDumpster(TM). But apparently it's got a AC/Heater built into it, to keep you comfortable when your parents get fed up and roll you out to the curb for trash pickup.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Jerry Cotton posted:

Selling old manuals for whatever is not particularly weird (in case you didn't know).

oh okay, how about this one then?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

oh okay, how about this one then?



"I spend way too much time building nonsense but I'm too loving lazy to build a stand for my potted plant."

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

AlphaKretin posted:

Sorry that this is from last page but I just found the thread. Assuming that it's the same Glenelg I'm thinking of, I didn't even realise anyone in Australia used Craigslist. Oh, Adelaide. :allears:

OH you haven't lived until you've lurked Australian Craigslist. I'll round up some examples in a bit.

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
Man all I can find in Perth are great deals on crystal meth

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
People use Gumtree for normal buying/selling poo poo, so Casual Encounters is where it's at:

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Defeatist Elitist posted:

If I was going to go through all the work of making a serious gamer's gaming womb I'd probably try to make it a little more comfortable looking. Like, ignoring the cramped spacing and the probable eye hurt, I can't even imagine how blazing hot that thing would get.

It says right there that it has A/C and heat. I see no problem with this masturbatory aid.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Mouse Dresser posted:

59 loving Sarah and Jason Schmutz wedding coozies acquired.




:love:~*~Two Less Fish in the Sea~*~:love:

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Jeez, now I have to white out and correct all of these coozies.


Maybe that's why they gave them away for free?


The prevailing idea thus far is to hand them out as souvenirs at my own wedding. My fiance suggests we make the whole wedding themed to August 29, 2015. And send out invitations as Sarah and Jason Schmutz (but use our own pictures, etc).

Defeatist Elitist
Jun 17, 2012

I've got a carbon fixation.

Intoluene posted:

It says right there that it has A/C and heat. I see no problem with this masturbatory aid.

I'm an idiot and missed that line despite specifically looking for it.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Mouse Dresser posted:

The prevailing idea thus far is to hand them out as souvenirs at my own wedding. My fiance suggests we make the whole wedding themed to August 29, 2015. And send out invitations as Sarah and Jason Schmutz (but use our own pictures, etc).

I have a feeling this is going to end up with a large amount of your families that don't "get" internet-style humor being offended/confused. I mean it's your wedding and all but I feel like you'd have to go around explaining the joke to everybody before the wedding and that's the worst kind of joke.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous


Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Murphy Brownback posted:

I have a feeling this is going to end up with a large amount of your families that don't "get" internet-style humor being offended/confused. I mean it's your wedding and all but I feel like you'd have to go around explaining the joke to everybody before the wedding and that's the worst kind of joke.

Yeah, I'm not into the whole theme idea. I think it'd be funny to put out a basket of the coozies on a table at the reception party, but doing the whole thing is just too much.

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:
This was posted:



and then a day later this was posted:




The power of the internet, bringing people together.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

This fox has a startled expression and a significant hole in its rear.

I think we all know why it's up for sale.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

TROMBERLING

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHqnV4Mk_4

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I want a wedding coozie, hook a birdie up :allears:

e: content: can't afford that classic Mercedes you've always wanted? never fear you can buy the manual and keep it on your coffee table and it's pretty much the same thing


Yeah, sorry, I know you guys would probably use these to build a nest, but old car collectors not only use these to improve the car's resale value but also for info on how to work on the car. Unlike modern manuals, these usually have helpful information.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

That makes sense! As a not-car-person it had looked sort of silly to me.

e: but trying to trade your car for weed is still weird, right?

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 06:26 on May 4, 2016

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

That makes sense! As a not-car-person it had looked sort of silly to me.

That makes sense too; most non-car people would think the same.

But mostly I just wanted to make a bird joke.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Maggie Fletcher posted:

But mostly I just wanted to make a bird joke.

It gave me a smile :)

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
:nws: contains dong :nws:

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

That makes sense! As a not-car-person it had looked sort of silly to me.

e: but trying to trade your car for weed is still weird, right?



If anyone is interested in taking this guy up on the offer, set your scale to metric and take the half price discount.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

e: but trying to trade your car for weed is still weird, right?

Not as weird as trading fellatio for model trains.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

queserasera posted:

Not as weird as trading fellatio for model trains.

I don't know man have you ever tried model trains?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I just love that there's zero buildup. Like, "Hi, I love trains 'N COCKS"

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

Suckin' dick bought these trains

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Suckin' dick bought these trains

Thinkin about thos trains while sucking dick.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

000 in the streets, ScaleSeven in the sheets.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Jerry Cotton posted:

O in the streets, G in the sheets.

FTFY

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:nws:artistic dong:nws:

but the description is what made it for me

quote:

I HAVE FOR SALE 8 FEET 96 INCHES ACRYL PAINTING

IT IS 8 FEET HIGH AND 4 FEET WIDE

SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT IF

YOU ARE COLLECT DIFFERENT KIND OF PAINTING

AND THIS MATCH YOUR TASTE.

IT IS PAINTED ON THE 1 INCH THICK WOODEN BOARD

ASKING PRICE 400.00 OR BEST OFFER

THIS WOULD GO GREAT IN ART GALLERIA OR IN THE HOUSE

WITH HIGH CELING OR GARAGE.

IF YOU ARE INTREASTED PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL OR

TEXT

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

That makes sense! As a not-car-person it had looked sort of silly to me.

e: but trying to trade your car for weed is still weird, right?



Loving those keywords. Sour diesel! Is that an actual term used for The Weed?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Roro posted:

Loving those keywords. Sour diesel! Is that an actual term used for The Weed?

It's a specific strain that smells like diesel fuel.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's a specific strain that smells like diesel fuel.

I'd say that's weird but I know someone who bought a perfume that smells like diesel so...

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

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bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's a specific strain that smells like diesel fuel.

I wouldn't say that, but it is a very very earthy smell, but I guess I have only had it in oil form.

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