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hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums

Snod. posted:

Do we have a budget bingo card

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Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

tithin posted:

does he know how economies work?

no

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



"we abolished the carbon tax"

somewhere, tony abbott gets an erection

he smiles

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
From the Government that brought you Border Force comes...

TAX FORCE :911: :911:

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

I'm sure the amount of money the tax force brings in will be more than the cost of the tax force...


... not

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Anidav posted:

Haha, Scomo's got a new proposal for JOBSEEKERS

Uh oh.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

He mentioned some plan to couple Newstart applicants with REAL EMPLOYERS.

Newstart internships?

in the miso soup
Aug 16, 2013
DAMS baby

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



[7:38:51 PM] sweeroy: from buzzfeed
[7:38:52 PM] sweeroy: From 1 April 2017 if you don’t have a job and apply for any kind of dole payment, you can opt in to a three-stage program that involves working for as little as $4 per hour.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Anidav posted:

He mentioned some plan to couple Newstart applicants with REAL EMPLOYERS.

Newstart internships?

Nah, paid at $4.

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Hear hear

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

tithin posted:

[7:38:51 PM] sweeroy: from buzzfeed
[7:38:52 PM] sweeroy: From 1 April 2017 if you don’t have a job and apply for any kind of dole payment, you can opt in to a three-stage program that involves working for as little as $4 per hour.

Is this real?

:|

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Anidav posted:

Is this real?

:|

:getin:

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

'Opt-in'

in the miso soup
Aug 16, 2013
according to buzzfeed this internship program is voluntary but lol we'll see

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Oh my god, Teenage Slave Labour.

Isn't this what Japan is doing to International Students?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



CYBERSECURITY

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
QUICK MALCOLM, HOW DO WE ATTRACT YOUNGER VOTERS!

PAY THEM FOUR DOLLARS

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
it's up to $200 more per fortnight, do you hate money or something

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
I am glad that we are effectively cutting health funding again

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

What is minimum wage Mr Speaker?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Negligent posted:

it's up to $200 more per fortnight, do you hate money or something

So? You can't negatively gear on that.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
OH WAIT IT'S MANDATORY HAHAH

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Anidav posted:

OH WAIT IT'S MANDATORY HAHAH


Snod. posted:

'Opt-in'

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
This is hosed..

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
*Business collects 10k young employee subsidy*
*fires young employee 2 months later*
*rinse, repeat*


I WONDER HOW MUCH OF THIS BULLSHIT WILL BE CORRUPTED BY JSAs?

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
i get a tax cut

dole bludgers have to go do work


what a great night

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

http://budget.gov.au/2016-17/content/glossies/jobs-growth/html/jobs-growth-07.htm

"...internship placement of 4 to 12 weeks duration, during which the job seeker will work 15 to 25 hours per week"
"... job seekers will receive $200 per fortnight on top of their regular income support payment while participating in the internship."
"Businesses that take on interns will receive an upfront payment of $1,000..."

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
25 hours a week of work for $100, are you loving kidding me?

And we know that no loving business will only make their slaves work for 15 hours rather than the full 25 they can exploit out of them.

Scarecow
May 20, 2008

3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.
Lipstick Apathy
Bills gonna win

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
*doesn't touch negative gearing*
*puts young people into literal slave labour*

The ultimate gently caress you, Got Mine.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

Negligent posted:

i get a tax cut

dole bludgers have to go do work


what a great night

what happens when a child takes your job because they can do it for $2 a day

in the miso soup
Aug 16, 2013

Anidav posted:

OH WAIT IT'S MANDATORY HAHAH

source?

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
how much is newstart

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Seagull posted:

what happens when a child takes your job because they can do it for $2 a day

He will be in Cambodia because bill is gunna win

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

He said in his speech. Stage 1 is putting you into some resume writing and computer literacy class, stage 2 is putting you in an intern ship for 100 dollars a week.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Anidav posted:

OH WAIT IT'S MANDATORY HAHAH

Snod. posted:

http://budget.gov.au/2016-17/content/glossies/jobs-growth/html/jobs-growth-07.htm

"...internship placement of 4 to 12 weeks duration, during which the job seeker will work 15 to 25 hours per week"
"... job seekers will receive $200 per fortnight on top of their regular income support payment while participating in the internship."
"Businesses that take on interns will receive an upfront payment of $1,000..."

I am now genuinely terrified of losing my job. This is... this is basically slavery, right?

gently caress, I hope my work are as good about LGBT issues as I think they are. Otherwise I am boned in several ways if this happens.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Space Cadet did a wonderfully loud poo poo part way through the Newstart bit.

Negligent posted:

how much is newstart

Too low, according to the Business Council of Australia.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
527 f/n

+

200

/

50 hrs

=

14.54 hr

if you dont like it, get a job

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Scarecow
May 20, 2008

3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.
Lipstick Apathy

Negligent posted:

527 f/n

+

200

/

50 hrs

=

14.54 hr

if you dont like it, get a job

Joe hockey is that you?

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