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Decayed
Dec 30, 2004

Shang-a-lang
Fun Shoe

quote:

So let's get this clear, in short here are the components to our plan:

An innovation and science programme for start-up businesses;


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Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
actually it was paul keating that said go and get a job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghaU7KMJAks

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011

Negligent posted:

actually it was paul keating that said go and get a job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghaU7KMJAks

Paul Keating will never be PM.

in the miso soup
Aug 16, 2013

Anidav posted:

He said in his speech. Stage 1 is putting you into some resume writing and computer literacy class, stage 2 is putting you in an intern ship for 100 dollars a week.

According to http://budget.gov.au/2016-17/content/glossies/jobs-growth/html/jobs-growth-07.htm, stage 1 is opt-out ("young job seekers will participate in intensive pre-employment skills training within five months of registering with jobactive (unless extenuating circumstances exist)."), stage 2 is opt-in ("Participation in an internship placement will be voluntary for both job seekers and businesses.").

inb4 coercion tho

in the miso soup
Aug 16, 2013
"30,000 people to have Disability Support Pension reassessed"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-03/disability-support-crackdown-to-help-fund-ndis/7380828

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

quote:

The Government will encourage the exploration of Blockchain technology, including through a study and pilot testing by the CSIRO’s Data61. We will also introduce changes to the GST to ensure that consumers are no longer double taxed when using digital currencies such as Bitcoin.

Finally!

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
a bloo bloo i get $2 hr less on the dole than someone who has an actual job
:qqsay:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Newstart is also technically opt-in and I wouldn't be surprised if JSAs have the power to opt you in on your behalf.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
How is the the "do no harm" budget. Fuckkin "The Age"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Any CARRRPP related initiatives?

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Also GST on online purchases. Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Recoome posted:

How is the the "do no harm" budget. Fuckkin "The Age"

LibertyCat is apparently a journalist, and so has simply neglected to report injustices against those who are not people.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
I mean all we have to do now is force people on welfare to give blood and we're there

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Recoome posted:

Also GST on online purchases. Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Time to get my suppliers to mark stuff as "gifts" then

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/727438027039997953
Good.

Recoome posted:

Also GST on online purchases. Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Yeah, with some restrictions.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
I like that fairfax considers public schools winners because they have retained $1.2bn of the $4.5bn they were originally going to receive.

Same as hospitals.


good jernalizm

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Don't get too comfortable, I didn't think the ruled it out completely.

I perceived it as more of a delay

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Really there's some pretty shithouse journalism going on in twitter at the moment, like I wonder if I watched the same budget

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Recoome posted:

Don't get too comfortable, I didn't think the ruled it out completely.

I perceived it as more of a delay
Yeah, even if they had ruled it out completely it'd still be something they'd want to do one day. Still better than the alternative.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Uni fee deregulation now deader than herpes infected CCAARRP.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Recoome posted:

Don't get too comfortable, I didn't think the ruled it out completely.

I perceived it as more of a delay

They also kept the 20% funding cut to universities which was originally packaged with fee deregulation, so now instead of the costs of that being passed onto students, it is passed into the aether

in the miso soup
Aug 16, 2013
"Inclusive Entrepreneurship Facilitators will be appointed in selected locations with high youth unemployment"

hell yeah baby

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Uni fee deregulation now deader than herpes infected CCAARRP.

But it'll just keep coming back.

bigis
Jun 21, 2006
So the good news is the tax cut right

Cheers Scotty

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Solemn Sloth posted:

They also kept the 20% funding cut to universities which was originally packaged with fee deregulation, so now instead of the costs of that being passed onto students, it is passed into the aether

Gotta stick it to those darn intellectuals

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Why is the ABC filming in a hallway with random homeless people in the background?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
And I'm not talking About Annabell Crabb

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Wow so they're doubling down on "Get hosed poors"

Not unexpected but it's certainly a ballsy election pitch.

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009
Cue the press gallery getting hard for Turnbull's greatness.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Why is the ABC filming in a hallway with random homeless people in the background?

Funding cuts.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Why is the ABC filming in a hallway with random homeless people in the background?

It's all those people waiting for internships.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Even Tony pulled a PPL scheme out of his rear end until the party could grudgingly shove it back up there

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
this is an election winning budget

bill shorten is queuing up some nickelback to take the pain away

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
I'm the fire alarm

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
And I just faded away.....

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
Just like the LNP's election chances lol

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
goddamn that is a terrible beard

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Negligent posted:

this is an election winning budget

bill shorten is queuing up some nickelback to take the pain away

Can I have what you're smoking bruh.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
LEIGH ASK BOWEN ABOUT THE SLAVE LABOUR

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Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
first question from leigh and chris is already saying we support the business tax cut

second question we will support lifting the income tax threshold

yep perfect small target budget

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