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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man




walla!

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Man that dangerous as hell. Do you know how little light a candle gives off.



Now if everyone just carries one of these about they'll be safe from accidentally tripping over anything in the dark!

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Dollars to donuts this will turn into the civilians getting the weekend off and the CanForce members working double shifts.

"You signed an unlimited liability contract as a condition to joining the military, right? Here's your headlamp, keep your blackberry charged. God save the Queen".

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

dis astranagant posted:

That varies a lot by jurisdiction. In my state you have to have 2 years residence, 90 days non compliance and there's an annual limit that isn't a month's rent for anything but the shadiest country hovel.

Wow. What state is this? It's like a slumlord's dream come true.

In my state, for minor things a landlord has 30 days to fix it, and then a tenant can pay for the repair themselves and deduct the cost from next month's rent, though it is only up to half a month's rent.

But for major things, like a burst water pipe, (and I'd like to think water leaking through an electrical fixture,) you can just completely withhold the next month's rent after giving them a "reasonable" amount of time to fix it and notifying them in writing. No deatails on what a "reasonable" amount of time is:

quote:

If major violations of the health or safety codes exist in an apartment, (a few
examples would be: a lack of heat in winter, a sewer pipe leak, or a toilet that
will not flush) the tenant may withhold rent to force the landlord to make
repairs. Before a tenant can legally withhold rent, however, four things
must be true:
Major code violations must exist that are serious enough to affect or
potentially affect the tenant’s health and safety;
and
The landlord must be given written notice of the problems from either the
tenant, a governmental inspector such as a health officer or town housing
inspector or from a qualified independent inspector;
and
The landlord must be given a reasonable amount of time to make repairs after
getting the written notice; and
The problem can not have been deliberately or negligently caused by the
tenant or the tenant’s guests.

Certainly no cost limit for major issues, and none of those "have to have lived there for two years" BS.

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

EugeneJ posted:

Shoving an egg up your rear end and getting it back out without breaking it should be an olympic sport

:c00lbutt: Luke.

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:

Wow. What state is this? It's like a slumlord's dream come true.

In my state, for minor things a landlord has 30 days to fix it, and then a tenant can pay for the repair themselves and deduct the cost from next month's rent, though it is only up to half a month's rent.

But for major things, like a burst water pipe, (and I'd like to think water leaking through an electrical fixture,) you can just completely withhold the next month's rent after giving them a "reasonable" amount of time to fix it and notifying them in writing. No deatails on what a "reasonable" amount of time is:


Certainly no cost limit for major issues, and none of those "have to have lived there for two years" BS.

Looks like it changed in the last 5 years. Now it's major code violations only, 6 months residence, a written inspection report if the landlord disputes the claim, 14 days notice and the greater of half a month's rent or $300 to fix it yourself here in the great state of Misery.

If you withhold rent for anything less (including not fixing it yourself) you can be evicted.

dis astranagant fucked around with this message at 18:51 on May 3, 2016

Glass Joe
Mar 9, 2007

Platystemon posted:

Buildings pretty much never caught on fire prior to the late nineteenth century.

"And Nero played the fiddle as Rome did not burn, as there was no electricity flowing to the city at the time."

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

And that's why we don't go to Ravenholme anymore.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Crazy Ted posted:

Glossing back over that list, I've very intrigued by: “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

I bet they were entertained, though.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007




Does anyone have a link to the post about this terrifying Harbor Freight saw I keep reading about? I'm on the mobile app and cant see what people are referencing.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


Thank you for offering this nice GIF in this trying time.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Hyperlynx posted:

Those look like antitank mines, though. They're designed to only be set off by the weight of vehicles.

Antitank mines require 2-300 lbs of direct pressure, compared with antipersonnel mines which only require 15-30 pounds.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

My Q-Face posted:

Antitank mines require 2-300 lbs of direct pressure, compared with antipersonnel mines which only require 15-30 pounds.

Two pounds, eh?

Gotta get those R/C tanks.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The obvious counter to these anti-personnel mines is baby soldiers.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

My Q-Face posted:

Antitank mines require 2-300 lbs of direct pressure, compared with antipersonnel mines which only require 15-30 pounds.

IIRC the main Finnish anti-tank mine of the cold war had a design flaw where if you didn't put the dirt-cover back on over the fuse, it'd go off at the same pressure as a anti-personnel mine.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Modern anti-tank mines are triggered by magnetic and seismic effects so smaller vehicles wont even set them off.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
BRB, building a combat hovercraft.

Which would set off at least some of these mine models, but would look :krad: while doing it.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 08:31 on May 4, 2016

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

My Q-Face posted:

Antitank mines require 2-300 lbs of direct pressure, compared with antipersonnel mines which only require 15-30 pounds.

How much would you predict an average soldier weighs in their gear? A good 300 pounds?

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

C.M. Kruger posted:

IIRC the main Finnish anti-tank mine of the cold war had a design flaw where if you didn't put the dirt-cover back on over the fuse, it'd go off at the same pressure as a anti-personnel mine.

"Flaw"

Actually reading about the finish - Russian war right now. My what mines they had were scarey effective.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

chitoryu12 posted:

How much would you predict an average soldier weighs in their gear? A good 300 pounds?

With ruck and weapon and body armor and ammunition, probably close.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Here have a CSV file of worker fatalities

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/FatalitiesFY10.csv

FY 2010,04/17/10,04/12/10,"McKenzie Trucking, Inc., Hanover, MD 21076","Worker was attempting to unload slabs of granite from the bed of a truck when the slabs tipped over and fell on him, causing fatal head injuries. "

FY 2010,04/24/10,04/19/10,"Midas Auto Center, Westmont, IL 60559",Worker was welding on a 55-gallon drum of what might have been methanol and a explosion/fire occurred.

FY 2010,01/01/10,12/28/09,"Douglas County Inc. Roseburg, OR 97471",Worker was caught in the unscrambler.

FY 2010,01/08/10,11/07/09,"Grady Lee Nicholson Winston-Salem, NC 27051","The worker was digging post holes with a tractor auger and his arm and clothing were caught in the drive shaft. The shaft mangled his arm and his clothing wrapped around his neck, strangling him."


Edit: changing the file name gives more results, such as a partial 2013 list:

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/FatalitiesFY13.csv

`Nemesis fucked around with this message at 20:28 on May 4, 2016

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Platystemon posted:

BRB, building a combat hovercraft.

Which would set off at least some of these mine models, but would look :krad: while doing it.



Lol this was the plot of Die Another Day

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Jeeze, I'm glad it is only text. So much fatality is not the fun type of osha.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

FIRST TIME posted:

The obvious counter to these anti-personnel mines is baby soldiers.

African armies feeling pretty smug.

chitoryu12 posted:

How much would you predict an average soldier weighs in their gear? A good 300 pounds?

When stepping on something while marching or walking with full kit you might be able to set off an AT mine given that it's not just the weight but that initial force and momentum that's hitting the trigger, rather than slowly and cautiously adding weight to it to approach the trigger weight.

Blistex fucked around with this message at 20:56 on May 4, 2016

simple
Apr 11, 2007
I think this goes here.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Do it, fall into the barrel of acid.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

simple posted:

I think this goes here.



Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for superhero origin stories

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

`Nemesis posted:

FY 2010,01/01/10,12/28/09,"Douglas County Inc. Roseburg, OR 97471",Worker was caught in the unscrambler."

Now I'm wondering exactly what the "unscrambler" did to him. It's like a log out of a game of Paranoia.

Glass Joe
Mar 9, 2007

simple posted:

I think this goes here.



I bet he isn't tied off either.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

chitoryu12 posted:

Now I'm wondering exactly what the "unscrambler" did to him. It's like a log out of a game of Paranoia.

It neatly aligned everything that was left of him.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Glass Joe posted:

I bet he isn't tied off either.

His neck might be, hence the nonchalant attitude.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



`Nemesis posted:


FY 2010,01/01/10,12/28/09,"Douglas County Inc. Roseburg, OR 97471",Worker was caught in the unscrambler.


Shoulda just put him in the scrambler. Fix him right up.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

chitoryu12 posted:

Now I'm wondering exactly what the "unscrambler" did to him. It's like a log out of a game of Paranoia.

I think its something like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GW0yYTIPW0

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

`Nemesis posted:

Here have a CSV file of worker fatalities

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/FatalitiesFY10.csv

FY 2010,04/17/10,04/12/10,"McKenzie Trucking, Inc., Hanover, MD 21076","Worker was attempting to unload slabs of granite from the bed of a truck when the slabs tipped over and fell on him, causing fatal head injuries. "

FY 2010,04/24/10,04/19/10,"Midas Auto Center, Westmont, IL 60559",Worker was welding on a 55-gallon drum of what might have been methanol and a explosion/fire occurred.

FY 2010,01/01/10,12/28/09,"Douglas County Inc. Roseburg, OR 97471",Worker was caught in the unscrambler.

FY 2010,01/08/10,11/07/09,"Grady Lee Nicholson Winston-Salem, NC 27051","The worker was digging post holes with a tractor auger and his arm and clothing were caught in the drive shaft. The shaft mangled his arm and his clothing wrapped around his neck, strangling him."


Edit: changing the file name gives more results, such as a partial 2013 list:

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/FatalitiesFY13.csv

The hell is "the unscrambler"

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

`Nemesis posted:

Here have a CSV file of worker fatalities

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/FatalitiesFY10.csv

FY 2010,04/17/10,04/12/10,"McKenzie Trucking, Inc., Hanover, MD 21076","Worker was attempting to unload slabs of granite from the bed of a truck when the slabs tipped over and fell on him, causing fatal head injuries. "

FY 2010,04/24/10,04/19/10,"Midas Auto Center, Westmont, IL 60559",Worker was welding on a 55-gallon drum of what might have been methanol and a explosion/fire occurred.

FY 2010,01/01/10,12/28/09,"Douglas County Inc. Roseburg, OR 97471",Worker was caught in the unscrambler.

FY 2010,01/08/10,11/07/09,"Grady Lee Nicholson Winston-Salem, NC 27051","The worker was digging post holes with a tractor auger and his arm and clothing were caught in the drive shaft. The shaft mangled his arm and his clothing wrapped around his neck, strangling him."


Edit: changing the file name gives more results, such as a partial 2013 list:

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/FatalitiesFY13.csv

You can get them in easier to read PDF files for 2013-2015 here and click on the "Combined Reports" tab.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SaNChEzZ posted:

The hell is "the unscrambler"

What all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't do, the unscrambler can.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I hear he's going to be in the next Marvel movie.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
The Unscrambler got his powers when he was 13 and was trying to rig up some poo poo to pull in cable porn and lightning struck

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

The Unscrambler got his powers when he was 13 and was trying to rig up some poo poo to pull in cable porn and lightning struck

And how would you know his secret origins, hmm :crossarms:

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

So would his nemesis be that goon who tried to electrocute him for stealing cable?

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