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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Big Centipede posted:

Apparently anonymous has already doxxed him

The thing anon hates worse than women: other nerds.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Big Centipede posted:

Apparently anonymous has already doxxed him

Seriously. No link

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.
Did he actually rape her too? I couldn't make it more than a few seconds, and I can't bring myself to click that link again.

God, I hope that poor woman got away. :( I think it's time to go visit RAINN and make a contribution.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I have very little interest in clicking on that link, but in the future, please don't post videos like that. If the content is as explicit as some people's reactions seem to suggest, it's at best mean-spirited to post a video of a woman being raped and/or beaten.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

I have very little interest in clicking on that link, but in the future, please don't post videos like that. If the content is as explicit as some people's reactions seem to suggest, it's at best mean-spirited to post a video of a woman being raped and/or beaten.

DON'T POST AUG IN THE AUG THREAD GUYS

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


One mans AUG is PCOSBiLLs spank bank material.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
PCOS Bill thinks she was asking for it anyway :itsnotrapeitsmensrights:

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Marenghi posted:

It looks like it was a more violent mistake to do with leaving the webcam on than darksydephil's. He thought he had turned it off during a break where he decided to beat the poo poo out of his girlfriend.

Guessing it's real as his account was closed and he shut down all his other internet presences.

Wait, it's DSP? I guess the impotent rage wasn't just a LP gimmick after all.

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013

No, he's saying this guy (Joedaddy or something like that) made the same mistake DSP did and left his webcam running. But while DSP just got caught beating off, this guy got caught doing ... that.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
What actually happened is that DSP wanted to stream himself jacking off since the beginning, not video games. He just finally got it right, once!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I think there are websites not twitch where you can do that and even get paid to do so

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


In related non-jerking it DSP news I present him being a total spaz while playing MGS2.

If you have an hour to watch a grown man-child completely ignore the advice of commentary and the game itself I highly recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfxcLMN8r0

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Ah, both the first and best TIHYDP. Some of the ones that have been made since are pretty bad. There was one guy who did a bunch of videos about DSP's Cooking With The King that are absolutely cringe worthy and who then had a big baby fit over someone else watching one on a livestream. I wish I could figure out how to summarize it in a funny way.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Beastie posted:

In related non-jerking it DSP news I present him being a total spaz while playing MGS2.

If you have an hour to watch a grown man-child completely ignore the advice of commentary and the game itself I highly recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfxcLMN8r0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buUM916QRJk

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Beastie posted:

In related non-jerking it DSP news I present him being a total spaz while playing MGS2.

If you have an hour to watch a grown man-child completely ignore the advice of commentary and the game itself I highly recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfxcLMN8r0

Wow, how does this guy manage to live in a world with far more complex difficulties than those contained within a video game? Is his IQ above 70? From watching this I doubt that massively.

*edit: I want to set him on fire for crimes against humanity.

Olympic Mathlete has a new favorite as of 13:34 on May 6, 2016

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Every time I watch it I come close to cutting him some slack then I remember a few choice facts.

He plays video games for a living, and should have developed a grasp on some fundamentals that cross genres and platforms.

It loving says stealth on the box.

He's playing the rerelease with BETTER controls.

It says stealth right on the loving box.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Beastie posted:

Every time I watch it I come close to cutting him some slack then I remember a few choice facts.

He plays video games for a living, and should have developed a grasp on some fundamentals that cross genres and platforms.

It loving says stealth on the box.

He's playing the rerelease with BETTER controls.

It says stealth right on the loving box.

I've seen people who don't game very regularly pick up and understand games way better than he does, and playing videogames is like...his career.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Panfilo posted:

*Arms not blue*
*Chris-Chan approved*

Oh sweet hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ

:nws: obviously

:nms: either

text me a vag pic has a new favorite as of 15:39 on May 6, 2016

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Beastie posted:

In related non-jerking it DSP news I present him being a total spaz while playing MGS2.

If you have an hour to watch a grown man-child completely ignore the advice of commentary and the game itself I highly recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfxcLMN8r0

I made it about ten minutes in, then I got this weird anxiety like watching a kid play with a gun. They've pressed everything BUT the trigger, oh god, when are they going to press the trigger, please take the controller out of DSP's hands.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Paladinus posted:

As far as I know, it's scripted, but 'filmed' live. You can bind all matters of complex gestures and poses to hot keys, you can also create and sell things that perform some simple actions.

I don't know how babbies are formed in Second Life, though. Maybe it's white because their genetics algorithm malfunctioned, maybe the 'biological' father is white, maybe the female character is white, but very tanned, who knows. Or maybe they don't have a black baby model in the game, lol.

Content is not scripted, but objects can be made that run scripts. Basically everything in-game is user created and any creation can contain a script that allows it to be animated or perform actions and sounds. Pretty much anything you can think of right down to ambient features like trees. So the baby would likely be a user created AO that you can buy, and there may have only been one style available which would explain the white baby, that includes the pregnancy actions and noises. It probably has a HUD so any of the actions can be prompted by the user.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
On one hand, the fact that DSP can make a living(?) playing video games makes me regret many life decisions and lament being born a decade early. On the other hand, if I had to create and maintain some idiot persona so people would keep watching me and I could keep paying my bills, I think I'd pass and get a real career anyway. I've watched my fair share of LPs, but I like them when they're not blind runs and show off something about the game, or maybe include entertaining commentary to go along with what they're doing (the Demon Soul LP in the archive, for example). But to spend time watching a manchild purposefully fail at demonstrating any acumen for a game seems like the worst waste of an hour. The supercut is okay, because it cuts out the chaff (I'm still not going to watch it all) but to watch the originals must be one of the most depressing signs that you've got literally nothing better to do. Even watching it while doing other stuff is dedicating a sliver of your brain to the visual equivalent of someone making a fart noise with their mouth.

GameCenter CX has someone who is bad at videogames get better over the course of the episode. We can relate to the challenges Arino faces and his accomplishments are earned and translate well to the viewer. I would not have though watching a TV show about someone playing Lemmings would be enjoyable, but now I know I was wrong. Listening to someone say "why are you on your belly? I just somersaulted and now he's on his loving belly, what the hell" about a basic mechanic after hours with the game just sounds like the worst.

I can't wait for the YouTube personality bubble to pop

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


A buddy of mine from HS is the creator of the first all YouTube talent agency. He represents iJustine, Shane Dawson, and Dulce Candy or something. The dude was smart as hell because he left a regular talent agency and grabbed all these people like 4 years ago right when they started to need actual management. He still has to deal with millions of tweens flooding his social media about how they are all the next being Streamer, make-up tutor, loud mouth presenter, and more.

He says its exhausting how many spergs think they are gonna be huge but just like regular media less than 1% are pretty enough, talented enough, and just plain lucky enough.

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Oct 30, 2009

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

I think there are websites not twitch where you can do that and even get paid to do so

Confirmed

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Lime Tonics posted:

Disturbing content ahead.

Guys beats his girlfriend up on twitch, everyone laughs. Everyone is ugly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yL204Vk09s

wtf... :stare:

cash crab posted:

I have very little interest in clicking on that link, but in the future, please don't post videos like that. If the content is as explicit as some people's reactions seem to suggest, it's at best mean-spirited to post a video of a woman being raped and/or beaten.

this

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Don't post videos of rape/domestic violence you morons. You can share them on reddit if you really need those sweet views/internet cred.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Don't post videos of rape/domestic violence you morons. You can share them on reddit if you really need those sweet views/internet cred.

Thanks, miss Literally A Fatbirb. :ohdear:

Upity Cracker
Jun 25, 2008

Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue.
http://boingboing.net/2016/05/06/weird-porn-author-who-was-drag.html

Chuck Tingle trolls rascists , and does an amazing job.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

PCOS Bill posted:

DON'T POST AUG IN THE AUG THREAD GUYS

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I get that being a reprehensible piece of poo poo is your gimmick but you have to have a line somewhere broseph

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

I can't wait for the story inspired by these events, "Assaulted In My Butt By The Rage Of Racists Over My Hugo Award Acceptance Speech Delivered By Zoe Quinn".

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Lots of awkward and ugly recently. Time for some gross?

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/cUDIL0b.jpg :nms:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Eh, peanut butter isn't that scary.

Stock photos are weird as gently caress :nws: http://i.imgur.com/mtMpuNK.jpg :nws:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

My respect for Chuck Tingle has reached its maximum

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

beato posted:

Lots of awkward and ugly recently. Time for some gross?

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/cUDIL0b.jpg :nms:

Someone put his hand palm-down on some boiling cheese?

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Somfin posted:

Someone put his hand palm-down on some boiling cheese?

I think it's literally peanut butter that someone rubbed on their hand then placed it on a grater or something with the texture.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Croisquessein posted:

I can't wait for the story inspired by these events, "Assaulted In My Butt By The Rage Of Racists Over My Hugo Award Acceptance Speech Delivered By Zoe Quinn".
"Assaulted In My Butt By The Rage Of Racists Over My Hugo Award Nominated Book Space Raptor Butt Invasion Accepted By Zoe Quinn"

Scathach posted:

Eh, peanut butter isn't that scary.

Stock photos are weird as gently caress :nws: http://i.imgur.com/mtMpuNK.jpg :nws:

"Two SuperHeroes Celebrating A Victory"?
"Two Wrestlers Grasping Hands"?
"Spring Break: Freshman Year"?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach posted:

Eh, peanut butter isn't that scary.

Stock photos are weird as gently caress :nws: http://i.imgur.com/mtMpuNK.jpg :nws:

Yeah, they are.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I honestly think the stock photo photography community just comes up with random bullshit using a phrase generator or something when they're running low on money and "goes to work" photographing it.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




Im pretty sure i can do better but i dont want her

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Hihohe posted:



Im pretty sure i can do better but i dont want her

Just going to the peak base without an anime body pillow is doing better than this guy.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


beato posted:

Lots of awkward and ugly recently. Time for some gross?

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/cUDIL0b.jpg :nms:

I don't know why this texture bugs me so much, but it does. Gross.

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