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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I don't recall having fun playing Agency ever. I just found it oh so boring.

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Agency was honestly very ftw

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
Agency is the best original GO map for cs_ game play.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

My Deagle | Blaze that I got for $30 worth of items is now worth $60 and increasing.

Nice.

Unbound
Dec 11, 2012

Atlantis for best map

All others are bugged...

mcvey posted:

Insertion and agency were good GO hostie maps

This is actually true and If you disagree then your just bad.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Unbound posted:

This is actually true and If you disagree then your just bad.
I am quite bad, though I've never played Insertion so I have no opinion on it.

I like Office and I remember playing Workout a little bit during Vanguard and enjoying it, so I don't hate all hostage maps.

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

Unbound posted:

your just bad.

hashtag wow

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


is there anyone here who is not bad at the game

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

qhat posted:

is there anyone here who is not bad at the game
Garfu and Bohemian Nights are alright if this thread tells the truth

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


hm well i don't see them here on my personal ranking of top 10 players in the world so they can't be that good

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

qhat posted:

is there anyone here who is not bad at the game

We are all bad, just different levels of bad.

fennesz
Dec 29, 2008

symbolic posted:

Garfu and Bohemian Nights are alright if this thread tells the truth

Goddamnit, you're not supposed to say this poo poo about goons you son of a bitch. Broad strokes!

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

symbolic posted:

Garfu and Bohemian Nights are alright if this thread tells the truth

Garfu is the best player itt but there are a number of other really good goons and it'd be silly for me to run down the list. Of course, good is relative. Nobody here is main+ in ESEA anymore but there are a few that once were!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Nobody is good at this game. Even the pros are poo poo.

surc
Aug 17, 2004

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Nobody is good at this game. Even the pros are poo poo.

This is why it is basic CS courtesy is to loudly yell "gently caress!" and then sadly say "sorry guys I'm garbage" on the mic if you lose a duel. It lets your teammates know that you understand.

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

Went 16-17 and topfragged. gently caress, I need to start only multiqueuing.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
Good lord are the casters for ECS bad. Bardolf and DDK have absolutely zero, zero charisma or chemistry. FaceIT really needs to do something and get some better casters, because this is just excruciating to listen to.

xsf421
Feb 17, 2011

A TURGID FATSO posted:

Good lord are the casters for ECS bad. Bardolf and DDK have absolutely zero, zero charisma or chemistry. FaceIT really needs to do something and get some better casters, because this is just excruciating to listen to.

They're usually good, it's just that they're the only casters faceit has, so they've been doing matches all day and want to go to bed. They really need to hire some other casters for NA.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

xsf421 posted:

They're usually good, it's just that they're the only casters faceit has, so they've been doing matches all day and want to go to bed. They really need to hire some other casters for NA.

I think I mainly just don't like Bardolf. He almost seems speechless most of the time, but you do bring up a good point of him possibly doing it all day by the time I get to watching the games.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



mcvey posted:

Insertion and agency were good GO hostie maps

Bring back as_oilrig IMO. :colbert:

Dispersal
Nov 5, 2005

OxySnake posted:

Bring back as_oilrig IMO. :colbert:

Agreed, op.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

OxySnake posted:

Bring back as_oilrig IMO. :colbert:

de_blackgold

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003

Luna Was Here posted:

de_blackgold

Force cs_blingedoutcarz into the active duty roster

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today
Clapping Larry

symbolic posted:

Garfu and Bohemian Nights are alright if this thread tells the truth

I'm actually really bad it's just that there's somehow a whole lot of people who are even worse

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

god damnit

metallicaeg
Nov 28, 2005

Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup

Loving Life Partner posted:

Force cs_blingedoutcarz into the active duty roster

do you want a shield to go with that

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo
Well I've played 3 matches since getting ranked at S4 and lost all of them by a wide margin.

I am truly trash garbage.

or maybe it's that I play CSGO while tanked but who knows

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

UWBW posted:

or maybe it's that I play CSGO while tanked but who knows

we need a support group for decent players who are stuck in ELO hell because they always play tanked

Xenaero
Sep 26, 2006


Slippery Tilde
Bring back cs_rio

sterster
Jun 19, 2006
nothing
Fun Shoe

UWBW posted:

Well I've played 3 matches since getting ranked at S4 and lost all of them by a wide margin.

I am truly trash garbage.

or maybe it's that I play CSGO while tanked but who knows

Your just bad. Like the rest of us. Also playing drunk will totally gently caress you.

Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dP1DJaQYUM

Famethrowa posted:

we need a support group for decent players who are stuck in ELO hell because they always play tanked

:smith:

sterster fucked around with this message at 17:12 on May 6, 2016

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

Thorgot
Apr 4, 2010

HLTV" posted:

CSGOFast.com now offers betting directly implemented into the HLTV.org website.
:stonk:

Nomad posted:

We are ad funded, this is an ad. We use the ad money to keep making the site great, to be honest I do not see what else you'd want us to do, charging for the website is obviously not an option.
:stonklol:

The giant betting site ads on the side were already bad enough. This is the nail in the coffin for me thinking that HLTV is any sort of journalistic website.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Sigh, guess now the only source of pro csgo news is breitbart.

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
i would rather read esex reports and believe them to true than read breitbart

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Thorgot posted:

The giant betting site ads on the side were already bad enough. This is the nail in the coffin for me thinking that HLTV is any sort of journalistic website.

Actually it's about ethics in video game journalism

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

UWBW posted:

"If I'm not blowing something up then I'm not having fun"

I think the universal question in these situations is "what rank are u????"

Garfu
Mar 6, 2008

Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.

Bohemian Nights posted:

I'm actually really bad it's just that there's somehow a whole lot of people who are even worse

same

I abandoned an mg match last night after getting 2 kills 8 rounds in

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Famethrowa posted:

we need a support group for decent players who are stuck in ELO hell because they always play tanked

I always play "tanked" and I'm not in ELO hell. Perhaps...perhaps you are there for other reasons O_O

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Bunch of alcoholics up in here.

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Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Spiros posted:

I always play "tanked" and I'm not in ELO hell. Perhaps...perhaps you are there for other reasons O_O

As the leader of GooNovas, tagline: "all the bad nova plays in one group"

I agree

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