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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Exactly what is that flaming drink tower at 1:48? All I could understand was "Put it in there" and "Don't touch the glass!"

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Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

chitoryu12 posted:

Exactly what is that flaming drink tower at 1:48? All I could understand was "Put it in there" and "Don't touch the glass!"

That's A Flaming Moe

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

Some people just seem to turn to garbage when they hit 40.
I still can't believe Rob Ford was only 46, when he looked 64.



How did he have a weight problem AND a coke problem? Was he cutting it with confectioners sugar?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


http://i.imgur.com/Rwzbfpp.gifv

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Holy loving lol, that's goddamn magical.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Great now they're going to ban corn eating videos too.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

No way. I call bologna.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That poor girl now looks like a middle aged man.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


RIP

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Shouldn't she be bleeding or something? That has got to be agonizingly painful.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
She is a little, near her previous hair line.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

A fresh take on an old stand by.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/728688834431614977/photo/1

e. clicky for more schadenfreudey

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Former marine found out a family friend was molesting his daughter. Sent him a text message from his daughter's phone saying that she needed a ride in a little bit after a shower. Guy shows up. Former marine records the ensuing confrontation up to the cops showing up.

Further explanation and audio behind the link

http://imgur.com/gallery/tLrX1rz

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Something relevant from my college days - she was scheduled to give a speech at my college during her father's bid, but had to cancel last minute do to unforeseen professional responsibilities.

I guess it was before folks figured out how twitter worked - that or she realized a liberal arts college is a lost cause for republicans.

http://gawker.com/5646346/meghan-mccain-blows-off-book-tour-to-party-in-vegas

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kurieg posted:

Former marine found out a family friend was molesting his daughter. Sent him a text message from his daughter's phone saying that she needed a ride in a little bit after a shower. Guy shows up. Former marine records the ensuing confrontation up to the cops showing up.

Further explanation and audio behind the link

http://imgur.com/gallery/tLrX1rz

This is a satisfying story.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The fact that she's blocking so many of them is just icing on the cake. She knows she hosed up but you can't unring that bell.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Isn't Palin a superconservative though? Maybe I'm just foreign, but it seems to me that McCain would've got both his 'conservative principles' and his cult of personality by aligning with her.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

CommissarMega posted:

Isn't Palin a superconservative though? Maybe I'm just foreign, but it seems to me that McCain would've got both his 'conservative principles' and his cult of personality by aligning with her.

McCain is usually cited as one of the more moderate republicans. Really though, a better example would have been to point out how he became pro-torture the moment he started running for president.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Wanamingo posted:

McCain is usually cited as one of the more moderate republicans. Really though, a better example would have been to point out how he became pro-torture the moment he started running for president.

He flipped on so many issues to win the nomination in 2008 that he has no credibility as a moderate, anymore. He's a cynical piece of poo poo, just like the rest of them.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Nitrox posted:

Shouldn't she be bleeding or something? That has got to be agonizingly painful.

When she bends over to check out the damage you can see that some of it is reddening and possibly moments away from really bleeding. If it's fake, it's a really good fake, and I'm confused why she isn't crying more as that has GOT to hurt like a fucker.

CommissarMega posted:

Isn't Palin a superconservative though? Maybe I'm just foreign, but it seems to me that McCain would've got both his 'conservative principles' and his cult of personality by aligning with her.

Palin's VP nomination is a good point to see where the politics of the GOP meshed with the celebrity of it. Palin was meant to appeal to disenchanted Hilary voters who were upset about Obama's nomination, and nobody counted on her slowly taking over and playing media games rather than showcasing some political acumen. In hindsight, Palin is one of the reasons Trump managed to snag the nomination because the GOP's meshing of politics and entertainment really went into full tilt there.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Kurieg posted:

Former marine found out a family friend was molesting his daughter. Sent him a text message from his daughter's phone saying that she needed a ride in a little bit after a shower. Guy shows up. Former marine records the ensuing confrontation up to the cops showing up.

Further explanation and audio behind the link

http://imgur.com/gallery/tLrX1rz

Jeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuus :stare:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Clitch posted:

He flipped on so many issues to win the nomination in 2008 that he has no credibility as a moderate, anymore. He's a cynical piece of poo poo, just like the rest of them.

John McCain really tapped into the anti‐McCain sentiment.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/1u91qSH.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/Etvquda.gifv

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008


Home Alone did it better.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

No bananas, no glass jar of red sauce that shatters and somehow splashes up high enough to reach her white top, no bottle of soda that pops open. 2/10, Murphy, ya picked the wrong target.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Kurieg posted:

Former marine found out a family friend was molesting his daughter. Sent him a text message from his daughter's phone saying that she needed a ride in a little bit after a shower. Guy shows up. Former marine records the ensuing confrontation up to the cops showing up.

Further explanation and audio behind the link

http://imgur.com/gallery/tLrX1rz

He sure did get proof of him attacking the other guy unprovoked

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Kurieg posted:

Former marine found out a family friend was molesting his daughter. Sent him a text message from his daughter's phone saying that she needed a ride in a little bit after a shower. Guy shows up. Former marine records the ensuing confrontation up to the cops showing up.

Further explanation and audio behind the link

http://imgur.com/gallery/tLrX1rz

""I thought you showered yesterday" holy cow

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Celebrations gone wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFP6wy5mBRo

Na'at
May 5, 2003

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star
Lipstick Apathy

Data Graham posted:

He sure did get proof of him attacking the other guy unprovoked

Missed that whole part about "trespassing" did ya? In most of the U.S. that's pretty much grounds for summary execution. So long as there're no gunshots in the audio I'm sure any judge will applaud his restraint.

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

God drat the idiot holding the drill is a loving moron with slow reactions. Just keeps the trigger down and loving scalps the girl.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

I still can't believe Andy Dick is only 50, when he looks 80.

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

God drat the idiot holding the drill is a loving moron with slow reactions. Just keeps the trigger down and loving scalps the girl.

Or he saw an opportunity to test a new hair removal system and is about to make millions. :colbert:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Somfin posted:

No bananas, no glass jar of red sauce that shatters and somehow splashes up high enough to reach her white top, no bottle of soda that pops open. 2/10, Murphy, ya picked the wrong target.

At least there's no celery.

http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Na'at posted:

Missed that whole part about "trespassing" did ya? In most of the U.S. that's pretty much grounds for summary execution. So long as there're no gunshots in the audio I'm sure any judge will applaud his restraint.

He was also stopping someone from fleeing the scene of a crime, and he warned him of the consequences of trying to leave before he did. Dude's a marine, if he wanted him dead or broken he would be.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

Data Graham posted:

He sure did get proof of him attacking the other guy unprovoked
As already said he was trespassing and attempted to leave instead of waiting for the cops. The guy basically did a citizen's arrest.

Wikipedia posted:

In general, a private person is justified in using non-deadly force upon another if he reasonably believes that: (1) such other person is committing a felony, or a misdemeanor amounting to a breach of the peace; and (2) the force used is necessary to prevent further commission of the offense and to apprehend the offender. The force must be reasonable under the circumstances to restrain the individual arrested. This includes the nature of the offense and the amount of force required to overcome resistance

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Data Graham posted:

He sure did get proof of him attacking the other guy unprovoked

He let himself into the house and went into the bathroom because he thought the guy's 14-year-old daughter was in there. He's lucky he's not dead

Woodburger
Dec 5, 2004

...Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.

Data Graham posted:

He sure did get proof of him attacking the other guy unprovoked

This is why we can't have nice things.

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ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Data Graham posted:

He sure did get proof of him attacking the other guy unprovoked

Everybody relax, the child molester defense team is here.

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