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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That's a solid poster. Not bad.

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Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

This actually exists.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Better poster than I'd expect for that.


Dolph does what Dolph likes :shrug:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Pesky Splinter posted:


This actually exists.

There's something limply pathetic about that 'all-new movie' stamp.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Tons of horrible DTV movies use the "all-new movie" line, usually in the trailers. I have no idea why.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


How does Netflix and other streaming sites gauge how all this nostalgia bait makes money? Is Netflix truly dumber than Sony to give Adam Sandler a four-movie deal?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Inspector Gesicht posted:

How does Netflix and other streaming sites gauge how all this nostalgia bait makes money? Is Netflix truly dumber than Sony to give Adam Sandler a four-movie deal?

The Ridiculous 6 had the highest viewing figures in the history of the service.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

The next Sandler movie on Netflix comes out this month, so let's see if he can do it again. (probably, yes)

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Pesky Splinter posted:

Michelangelo staring into our souls...and I know it's old hat to mention, why the gently caress have they all got such sensual lips? It's so unappealing.

Because they want to kiss you.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Mister Chief posted:

The Ridiculous 6 had the highest viewing figures in the history of the service.

I'm convinced people mistook it for The Hateful 8 because Ridiculous 6 was released first

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Inspector Gesicht posted:

How does Netflix and other streaming sites gauge how all this nostalgia bait makes money? Is Netflix truly dumber than Sony to give Adam Sandler a four-movie deal?

Adam Sandler movies were like their top viewed items before they signed the deal, and as that guy said his first one with them set new viewership records.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
The world loves Adam Sandler

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Hat Thoughts posted:

The world loves Adam Sandler

This is like the Ark of the Covenant opening up.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

RJWaters2 posted:

I'm convinced people mistook it for The Hateful 8 because Ridiculous 6 was released first

I doubt they count "watching it" as in running it for the full run time, but it's more like YouTube does if you watch one second.

How!
Oct 29, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Vegetable posted:

I had no idea they were part of the same series, since they're marketing it simply as "by the same author." Makes a lot more sense now, though.

The man bought a 10 foot tall pyramidal tomb in the same cemetery that Marie Laveau is buried in. He's as crazy as he's gonna get.

Edit- oops, i quotes the wrong person. I meant to quote it as a response to Nic Cage being crazy enough to actually hunt Illuminati treasure. Sorry.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

How! posted:

Edit- oops, i quotes the wrong person. I meant to quote it as a response to Nic Cage being crazy enough to actually hunt Illuminati treasure. Sorry.

Crazy or not, he'd try that to help his tax problem.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003




I'm looking forward to salt and sometimes redemption is out of reach fire.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 01:52 on May 10, 2016

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Same.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I originally thought you'd posted several different images and just hadn't put a line break between them and was wondering about a movie called Salt. Salt flat speed racing is pretty cool, after all, but doing it in a Land Rover will rust that piece of poo poo to the ground before you make it 5 miles.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

At first I thought they are replacing Angelina Jolie with Michael Shannon.





sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

The MSJ posted:

At first I thought they are replacing Angelina Jolie with Michael Shannon.




Good for Stephen Amell for being upgraded to start of the film

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Gorilla Salad posted:

I originally thought you'd posted several different images and just hadn't put a line break between them and was wondering about a movie called Salt. Salt flat speed racing is pretty cool, after all, but doing it in a Land Rover will rust that piece of poo poo to the ground before you make it 5 miles.

Angelina Jolee was in it, it's alright.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Poster Six-Pack: While Waiting for the Picture, Feel Free to Read Our Overly Verbose Poster Edition

Now in colour!

From the goon who brought you "A Bunch of Posters" and "Some More Posters"

All-NEW!











Distorted Kiwi fucked around with this message at 12:02 on May 10, 2016

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Kind of sad this film's not just called LUSTY

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Mr. Squishy posted:

Kind of sad this film's not just called LUSTY

IMDB seems to indicate it's still up for grabs. Start drafting the script, we start shooting next weekend!

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


In the future everybody's third eye Chakra will be open so you'll have to get a trinocular:



Analyze This + Interview with the Vampire



Also:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
GUN WOMAN

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

I'm curious. When you post old esoteric posters like this, how many of the ones that look like straight-up porn are literally just porn?

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

A fart that just didn't go as planned

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




This sounds amazing.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


"He is no Mr. Miyagi" is a hilarious tagline.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Alternative Civil War poster.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFOVCx0RmcA/

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

Steven Segal lost his left hand in a tragic accident in SNIPER.


John Travolta is Steven Segal in I AM WRATH.


John Travolta is looking at you right now.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Seagal Vandam, finally getting his own movie.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

lllllllllllllllllll posted:


John Travolta is looking at you right now.
Is that his head photoshopped onto Tom Cruise's body from Jack Reacher

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I Am Wrath is a parody right? The poster s are clearly based off of Taken, Jack Reacher, and Mission Impossible.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


I, uh.. assume that's supposed to be tears on her face?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

^^^beaten!!




This was the best use of splooge until Shame came out.

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