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do you have a can opener. hey guys, here you can post about things like hidden ketchup
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May 12, 2016 22:12
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i was confused when i noticed that the local boston market had sriracha in the condiment station
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May 12, 2016 22:21
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Posting about the hidden ketchup is a punishable offense please do not post about the hidden ketchup. Thanks.
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May 12, 2016 22:26
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- mags
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why was i in boston market you ask? well, let me tell you. first off i was getting a pot pie. not for me, you see, but for my significant other. that's what i call my wife. anyway, she also wanted sweet potato casserole. i asked for the side item and they asked if it was for here or to go, and i accidentally said "here." she then put the complimentary corn bread (i would have told them to hold the corn bread if it was for me) on a plate before i realized i meant "to go" and told her. after dismissing my apologies she got out a to go box and placed the items inside. the sweet potato casserole was packaged separately. at the register i grabbed a brownie and paid for my meal on our credit card. i think the total was 9.76$ or something like that, i forget the exact amount. anyway, there was a survey on the back of the receipt that if you fill out you can get a free meal! i wonder though, if you keep getting receipts, can you just keep getting free meals and never pay? that wouldn't make much sense. i wonder what the fine print on the back of the receipt says. anyway...what was i talking about?
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May 12, 2016 22:26
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If the ketchup wanted to be discussed openly then it wouldn't have gone into hiding. I think I speak for all of us when I ask you to please respect the ketchup's wishes
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May 12, 2016 22:29
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- mags
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what hidden ketchup?
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May 12, 2016 22:32
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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we are protecting him from colonel mustard xD
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maybe the receipt for free meal doesnt have the survey .. hth .. hth happy to help hth.. lol
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May 12, 2016 22:32
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- Luvcow
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tfw you sit down and feel the extra ketchup packets you always carry "just in case" burst in your back pocket
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May 12, 2016 22:32
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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the squeeze out chopped onions from the costco canteen is hot
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May 12, 2016 22:34
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hidden condiments are a really cool new trend that gets the customer involved in the food making process
if you're looking for the ketchup at the mcdonalds on rt 123 they are located in the right rear ceiling tile, still haven't found the mustard though
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May 12, 2016 22:34
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- mags
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never trust a person with extra mayo packets "just in case"
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May 12, 2016 22:34
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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ill have a cheeseburger to go, yes actually could you put like 10 ketchups in there im going out later
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May 12, 2016 22:35
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*reaches into pocket to get some loose change to pay for my soda pop, several condiment packets fall out onto the store counter* "haha, sorry, I'm going out later tonight ya know?"
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May 12, 2016 22:41
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every time I'm out drinking and see a pretty girl outside about to eat a french fry i know i can whip out a ketchup packet while all the other dudes are running back inside to get her a bottle
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May 12, 2016 22:43
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sometimes you gotta be ready to cover the ol' skinflute on a moments notice ya know, on a side note my local food trucks try way too hard with the "clever" entree names and they really skimp on the relish
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May 12, 2016 23:15
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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there is a compartment in my shoe wherein i place the ketchup packet
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May 12, 2016 23:22
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- mags
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sometimes you gotta be ready to cover the ol' skinflute on a moments notice ya know, on a side note my local food trucks try way too hard with the "clever" entree names and they really skimp on the relish
as far as the entree names, you might say they "welcome" the opporitunity
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May 13, 2016 00:01
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- mags
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poo poo
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May 13, 2016 00:02
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- mags
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they "relish" the condime- ...oh gently caress it i give up
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May 13, 2016 00:02
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they confiscated my can opener at the metal detector
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May 13, 2016 00:03
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I missed a lot of posts itt, I'd better........ go back and read them so that I'm current with the discussion
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May 13, 2016 00:13
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never trust a person with extra mayo packets "just in case"
geez it's like one time you decide to put mayo on your fries and suddenly everyone is outing you as a European spy.
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May 13, 2016 01:09
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- mags
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geez it's like one time you decide to put mayo on your fries and suddenly everyone is outing you as a European spy.
but you are though
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May 13, 2016 01:18
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hah! I am not!
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May 13, 2016 01:21
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During wartime, Heinz tends to step forward and provide condiments to both sides of the battlefield. One of their biggest accomplishments was inventing a ketchup that came in different colors so that medics wouldn't confuse tiny spills with bloodshed.
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May 13, 2016 01:24
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by FactsAreUseless
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I bought a flask so I can sneak ketchup into baseball games
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May 13, 2016 02:12
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- Darkman Fanpage
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i always come prepared
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May 14, 2016 04:32
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- MrWillsauce
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I always keep a ketchup in my wallet in case I get lucky
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May 14, 2016 05:28
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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not a single one of you posted about spicy condiments
i was confused when i noticed that the local boston market had sriracha in the condiment station
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May 14, 2016 07:03
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- Luvcow
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the only reason i carry a purse is to hold my hot sauce and I'm a guy
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May 14, 2016 12:14
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condiment king
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May 14, 2016 17:00
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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A caulk gun full of mayonnaise
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