thats ok, i brought my own condiments

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my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

do you have a can opener. hey guys, here you can post about things like hidden ketchup

# ? May 12, 2016 22:12

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# ? May 6, 2024 22:55

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i was confused when i noticed that the local boston market had sriracha in the condiment station

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? May 12, 2016 22:21

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Posting about the hidden ketchup is a punishable offense please do not post about the hidden ketchup. Thanks.

# ? May 12, 2016 22:26

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

why was i in boston market you ask? well, let me tell you. first off i was getting a pot pie. not for me, you see, but for my significant other. that's what i call my wife. anyway, she also wanted sweet potato casserole. i asked for the side item and they asked if it was for here or to go, and i accidentally said "here." she then put the complimentary corn bread (i would have told them to hold the corn bread if it was for me) on a plate before i realized i meant "to go" and told her. after dismissing my apologies she got out a to go box and placed the items inside. the sweet potato casserole was packaged separately. at the register i grabbed a brownie and paid for my meal on our credit card. i think the total was 9.76$ or something like that, i forget the exact amount. anyway, there was a survey on the back of the receipt that if you fill out you can get a free meal! i wonder though, if you keep getting receipts, can you just keep getting free meals and never pay? that wouldn't make much sense. i wonder what the fine print on the back of the receipt says. anyway...what was i talking about?

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? May 12, 2016 22:26

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

If the ketchup wanted to be discussed openly then it wouldn't have gone into hiding. I think I speak for all of us when I ask you to please respect the ketchup's wishes

# ? May 12, 2016 22:29

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

what hidden ketchup?

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? May 12, 2016 22:32

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

we are protecting him from colonel mustard xD

and

maybe the receipt for free meal doesnt have the survey .. hth .. hth happy to help hth.. lol

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# ? May 12, 2016 22:32

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

tfw you sit down and feel the extra ketchup packets you always carry "just in case" burst in your back pocket

# ? May 12, 2016 22:32

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

the squeeze out chopped onions from the costco canteen is hot

# ? May 12, 2016 22:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

hidden condiments are a really cool new trend that gets the customer involved in the food making process

:ssh:

if you're looking for the ketchup at the mcdonalds on rt 123 they are located in the right rear ceiling tile, still haven't found the mustard though

# ? May 12, 2016 22:34

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

never trust a person with extra mayo packets "just in case"

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? May 12, 2016 22:34

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

ill have a cheeseburger to go, yes actually could you put like 10 ketchups in there im going out later

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# ? May 12, 2016 22:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*reaches into pocket to get some loose change to pay for my soda pop, several condiment packets fall out onto the store counter* "haha, sorry, I'm going out later tonight ya know?"

# ? May 12, 2016 22:41

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

every time I'm out drinking and see a pretty girl outside about to eat a french fry i know i can whip out a ketchup packet while all the other dudes are running back inside to get her a bottle

# ? May 12, 2016 22:43

google THIS

sometimes you gotta be ready to cover the ol' skinflute on a moments notice ya know, on a side note my local food trucks try way too hard with the "clever" entree names and they really skimp on the relish

# ? May 12, 2016 23:15

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

there is a compartment in my shoe wherein i place the ketchup packet

# ? May 12, 2016 23:22

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

google THIS posted:

as far as the entree names, you might say they "welcome" the opporitunity

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? May 13, 2016 00:01

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

poo poo

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? May 13, 2016 00:02

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

they "relish" the condime- ...oh gently caress it i give up

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? May 13, 2016 00:02

cuntman.net

they confiscated my can opener at the metal detector

# ? May 13, 2016 00:03

alnilam

TWIST FIST posted:

that's why i got a carbon fibre one

# ? May 13, 2016 00:12

alnilam

I missed a lot of posts itt, I'd better........ go back and read them so that I'm current with the discussion

# ? May 13, 2016 00:13

Macnult

mister magpie posted:

geez it's like one time you decide to put mayo on your fries and suddenly everyone is outing you as a European spy.

# ? May 13, 2016 01:09

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Macnult posted:

but you are though

# ? May 13, 2016 01:18

Macnult

mister magpie posted:

hah! I am not!
*looks around nervously*

# ? May 13, 2016 01:21

Macnult

During wartime, Heinz tends to step forward and provide condiments to both sides of the battlefield. One of their biggest accomplishments was inventing a ketchup that came in different colors so that medics wouldn't confuse tiny spills with bloodshed.