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Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Stofu posted:

I wouldn't touch freeboards with a giant stick. That thing is pretty much a death contraption for inexperienced people.
The guys who make it look real smooth have been practicing for many years. They don't show the crazy amounts of road rash they got to get to that point.

I'm a moderately advanced snowboarder and yeah... gently caress those things

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Car hits kangaroo. Kangaroo flies off and hits jogger.

Where did this happen?

Kangaroo Flat.

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008

Pillbug
Edit: I'm an idiot.

Doom Rooster has a new favorite as of 04:03 on May 18, 2016

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

oldpainless posted:

This makes a lot of good points but have you considered that socialism is great and capitalism is actually really bad? I mean, that's what most of the posts and Facebook statuses I see say.

I think you'll find that everything is bad and nothing is great, even sex and pizza (especially the way I have them).

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

El Jebus posted:

I think you'll find that everything is bad and nothing is great, even sex and pizza (especially the way I have them).

Stop loving your pizzas.

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Oldstench posted:

Stop loving your pizzas.

He's loving YOUR pizzas:

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/708126389761744896

Dread Head
Aug 1, 2005

0-#01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4gFmw4V1Ow

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Phanatic posted:

Venezuela and Challenger :words:
Thank you for this information. I appreciate knowing more about these things.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

God drat what a trainwreck of humanity.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Good God the dog at 15:14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOSQwJ0T4_s&t=913s

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Delusional Thread For Morons: The Third-Party / Independent Toxx Thread

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb!


Many mocked Jeb! for these prophetic words but he is correct that trump will be in decline by December 15th 2016. After winning the brutal renegade party nomination fight Jeb! will get enough votes to deny :shillary: 270 and throw it over to the house, where worthless metrics like "popular support" and "likability" mean nothing, Jeb! will be victorious.



¡Jeb!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Unfunny Poster posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ho6iu3X.webm

Why yes, that is a Killer Whale knocking a Seal several dozen feet into the air.

Really late to the game here but, I'll take one for the team:

That seal be like "I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!"

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Humphreys posted:

That seal be like "I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!"

You Sir, Have Just Won The Internet. :golfclap:

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Odobenidae posted:

You Sir, Have Just Won The Internet. :golfclap:

why? do you think Seal sang that song?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Humphreys posted:

Really late to the game here but, I'll take one for the team:

That seal be like "I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!"

The more I get of you, the stranger it feels.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


oldpainless posted:

This makes a lot of good points but have you considered that socialism is great and capitalism is actually really bad? I mean, that's what most of the posts and Facebook statuses I see say.

Dictatorships are bad, it's not really that hard to grasp.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Humphreys posted:

That seal be like "I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!"

I would've preferred a kiss from a rose rather than a killer whale.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Arctic Baldwin posted:

why? do you think Seal sang that song?

You know they R. wrong.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
A cat is just chillin' in a claw machine while drunk Russians try to get it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJuixRT30aY

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

-Troika- posted:

A cat is just chillin' in a claw machine while drunk Russians try to get it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJuixRT30aY

That is freaking precious. :allears::h:

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

KozmoNaut posted:

Dictatorships are bad, it's not really that hard to grasp.

A benevolent dictatorship is the best form of government, fwiw.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

A benevolent dictatorship is the best form of government, fwiw.

An anarchy where everyone always does what's right and treats everyone morally is even better, and about as realistic a prospect.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Phanatic posted:

An anarchy where everyone always does what's right and treats everyone morally is even better, and about as realistic a prospect.

Yeah, until you come to a scenario where objective ethical or moral truth isn't apparent, and then you just get schisms. With just one guy in charge, then there's no problem. I vote Guy Fieri. I'm sure that'd work out ok.

tight aspirations has a new favorite as of 16:25 on May 18, 2016

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

Yeah, until you come to a scenario where objective ethical or moral truth isn't apparent, and then you just get schisms. With just one guy in charge, then there's no problem. I vote Guy Fieri. I'm sure that'd work out ok.

And he chooses the wrong option.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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KozmoNaut posted:

Dictatorships are bad

Sources?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
A bit of good and bad scootinfrooty all in one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yznSBjsYSRE

Good scootfroot because this scammer is finally getting exposed, bad scootfroot for the gullible people who fell for it.

This is a new take on the classic "pay-for-play" music scam. Hey, submit your song/album/video for this award (for a nominal fee) and you/your band could win (everybody wins...)! What'd you win? Why the right to give us money to promote your music to all these great radio stations across the country (which are internet-only, and which we created/own)!

My band apparently "won" for best jazz EP, but I don't remember any of us talking about submitting it to this poo poo, and I drat sure didn't pay to do so.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

http://i.imgur.com/W1g2t6F.webm

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



That cow martial arted the poo poo out of that bro.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

I'M SACRED MOTHER FUCKER!

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
What's the chinese translation for "The Way of the Intercepting Hoof?"

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Scarf posted:

What's the chinese translation for "The Way of the Intercepting Hoof?"

回他妈的起来

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
P. good compilation of guitar fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVF_w5XvlLg

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

A benevolent dictatorship is the best form of government, fwiw.

This is like saying that cold fusion is the best kind of generator, fwiw.

Imagined has a new favorite as of 20:14 on May 18, 2016

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Scarf posted:

P. good compilation of guitar fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVF_w5XvlLg

8:05 is the best, but what was up with that guitarist throwing a tantrum and attacking the drummer?

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

回他妈的起来
Hahaha, I like this.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

chitoryu12 posted:

8:05 is the best, but what was up with that guitarist throwing a tantrum and attacking the drummer?
The drummer kept loving up and losing his stick, which meant he lost the beat and they had to start over repeatedly, and it made the band look even worse than they were.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Also, is there any documented incident of a guitar strap spin going right?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

chitoryu12 posted:

Also, is there any documented incident of a guitar strap spin going right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lagPPubKeTE

You just need a good strap, and strap-locks.

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Marathanes
Jun 13, 2009

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

Yeah, until you come to a scenario where objective ethical or moral truth isn't apparent, and then you just get schisms. With just one guy in charge, then there's no problem. I vote Guy Fieri. I'm sure that'd work out ok.

Welcome to Flavortown?

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