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BrigadierSensible posted:"Hi, my meat-name is Dave, but you probably know me as 19032.89123123.12312432" Well it looks as if we are well on the way to full on dystopia.
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# ? May 18, 2016 07:37 |
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And then the boy yells, "Mom! Stop it!"
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# ? May 18, 2016 08:07 |
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God, this picture makes me feel good.
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# ? May 18, 2016 08:10 |
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If you ship actual human beings IRL, you're a bad person.
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# ? May 18, 2016 08:10 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:If you ship actual human beings IRL, you're a bad person. Not if you put holes in the box
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# ? May 18, 2016 11:56 |
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Gross Dude posted:Not if you put holes in the box i thought it was just one hole
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# ? May 18, 2016 12:32 |
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SneakyFrog posted:i thought it was just one hole Not the way I do it.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:03 |
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Wizard of Smart posted:Not the way I do it.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:04 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:If you ship actual human beings IRL, you're a bad person. One of my ninth graders said they ship me with another of the student teachers
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# ? May 18, 2016 19:14 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:If you ship actual human beings IRL, you're a bad person. Now, is it okay if you only do that when they're playing a specific character?
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# ? May 18, 2016 19:25 |
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I've worked at Subway before so I know a thing or two about messy sandwiches.
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# ? May 18, 2016 19:39 |
I've certainly gotten a messy sandwich at Subway before
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:16 |
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Tardigrade posted:One of my ninth graders said they ship me with another of the student teachers That's what kids do. We just created an obnoxious, creepy word for it.
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# ? May 19, 2016 01:34 |
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# ? May 19, 2016 02:40 |
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Let me help with that stuck problem.
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# ? May 19, 2016 02:45 |
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I don't see how people can't see that he's funny. That was downright hilarious.
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# ? May 19, 2016 02:50 |
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I know people like this. They are convinced that they are funny, but nobody else seems to get them. They fail to see that "funny" depends on your audience, so if nobody is laughing, gently caress it, you're not funny.
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# ? May 19, 2016 03:39 |
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I'm imagining your avatar saying this and it makes it even more funny.
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# ? May 19, 2016 03:59 |
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Found this one on Facebook this evening.quote:My proudest moment of teaching all year: Today, after my first class had finished up, "Johnny" kept poking at and tickling the girl sitting next to him. She kept asking him to stop, and he wouldn't, despite my having redirected him a couple of times. Johnny said, "I want to handcuff you and tickle you until you scream," and then said, "What? What, Ms. Judi? Why you making that face?"
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# ? May 19, 2016 04:17 |
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Bremma posted:Found this one on Facebook this evening. Degrassi High?
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# ? May 19, 2016 04:32 |
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How old are these kids meant to be? It seems to vary between writing them as if they're 8 and as if they're 15 and as if they're every in between.
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# ? May 19, 2016 04:36 |
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That was the worst thing I've ever read
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# ? May 19, 2016 04:40 |
That was a wild ride.
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# ? May 19, 2016 05:52 |
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oldpainless posted:That was the worst thing I've ever read Same, including from chitolay12's posts
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# ? May 19, 2016 06:27 |
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Tardigrade posted:One of my ninth graders said they ship me with another of the student teachers That's funny, I thought it was us teachers who were all weird and sexual constantly. p.s. I'm kidding around. In case it wasn't clear.
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# ? May 19, 2016 06:39 |
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It's called STDH autonomy.
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# ? May 19, 2016 08:21 |
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oldpainless posted:That was the worst thing I've ever read Same here, among other reasons because it assumes that tickling someone when they say "stop" is tantamount to rape. Also, Johnny needs some serious treatment if he wants to handcuff people and tickle until they screeeeeeaaaaaaam. Did anyone else got the "thug" Johnny speech style?
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# ? May 19, 2016 08:33 |
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pfft Yo bro that's just how kids talk, get with the times man!
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# ? May 19, 2016 09:01 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:How old are these kids meant to be? It seems to vary between writing them as if they're 8 and as if they're 15 and as if they're every in between. Yeah, I have no idea, but I got the same feeling out of it, since it felt elementary school going in, then went weird. Bremma has a new favorite as of 10:11 on May 19, 2016 |
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Ratjaculation posted:It's called STDH autonomy. rear end in a top hat.
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# ? May 19, 2016 10:27 |
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Those fictional kids never consented to be in that fake story.
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# ? May 19, 2016 12:07 |
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MonoAus posted:pfft Johnny died on the way back to his home planet.
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# ? May 19, 2016 12:26 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Johnny died on the way back to his homeroom.
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# ? May 19, 2016 13:46 |
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Bremma posted:Found this one on Facebook this evening.
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# ? May 19, 2016 14:27 |
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nice
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# ? May 19, 2016 23:11 |
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I'm trying to come up with something witty or at least mildly entertaining but the best I can do is 'uugghhh.'
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm trying to come up with something witty or at least mildly entertaining but the best I can do is 'uugghhh.' That's all the wit it deserves.
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# ? May 20, 2016 01:40 |
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Non Serviam posted:Did anyone else got the "thug" Johnny speech style? Lol. Bremma posted:"What? You're my girl and you won't give me any sugar?" and he grabbed her wrist. This is my fave line. That glorious STDH diction!
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# ? May 20, 2016 03:01 |
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Hail to the king, baby.
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# ? May 20, 2016 03:17 |
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genetic_knockout posted:This is my fave line. That glorious STDH diction! What? You didn't go to high school in a 50s teen movie? Or with Forrest Gump?
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