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PopeCrunch posted:A few years back, one of my closest and dearest friends had a weird sore on her leg, so she checked WebMD and called me in a panic thinking it was cancer. I told her that WebMD claims EVERYTHING is cancer and that she shouldn't worry, it's totally not cancer. Did she get it checked out by an actual MD?
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Non Serviam posted:Did she get it checked out by an actual MD? Maryland was unavailable for private consultations.
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Non Serviam posted:Did she get it checked out by an actual MD? Yeah she got it checked out pretty much immediately, but it was super aggressive and spread to her lungs and brain.
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60% of you are going to die of cancer
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Zzulu posted:60% of you are going to die of cancer The other 40% are going to die from something else.
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Dooky Dingo posted:The other 40% are going to die from something else. And whomever is left over will be voting trump.
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PopeCrunch posted:A few years back, one of my closest and dearest friends had a weird sore on her leg, so she checked WebMD and called me in a panic thinking it was cancer. I told her that WebMD claims EVERYTHING is cancer and that she shouldn't worry, it's totally not cancer. 
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Dooky Dingo posted:The other 40% are going to die from something else. Probably due to antibiotics not working anymore.
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Zzulu posted:60% of you are going to die of cancer Nahh, most of us are going to die of heart disease.
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Memento posted:Nahh, most of us are going to die of heart disease. Or suicide.
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I've got $50 down on nuclear hellfire.
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Cause of death: blood loss due to all of it going to massive dong
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Memento posted:Nahh, most of us are going to die of heart disease. Liver disease*
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Suicide of the heart.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A friend spotted this in a store. It's a real movie. I know a guy who loves these kinds of movies, so I sent him that picture and joked that he probably owns it in 2-3 different formats. Without hesitation he replied that he is facebook friends with the director.
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Lakedaimon posted:I know a guy who loves these kinds of movies, so I sent him that picture and joked that he probably owns it in 2-3 different formats. Without hesitation he replied that he is facebook friends with the director. Well, Bill Z Bub is kinda the sort of guy that is bottom-barrel indie famous, where he's made a bunch of z-budget movies now, and if you're a horror fanatic you've probably heard of him, but at the same time he probably wouldn't think twice about becoming your twitter buddy. I had a handful of those type when I actually would use Twitter regularly years ago (biggest name probably was Lloyd Kaufman, who I've met a couple times, though Debbie Rochon is pretty up there too.) and probably none of them have unfollowed me since. Oh, and while we're playing the "how am I gonna die" game, mine's definitely kidney failure. I've been playing that chess game for my entire adult life already, delaying the inevitable.
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RareAcumen posted:Suicide of the heart. Total Ecplise imo
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Someone found the Omega Grandpa, the grandpa from which all idiotic email forwards originate.
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Jesus Christ that Jane Fonda thing was over forty years ago, get over it already.
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stubblyhead posted:Jesus Christ that Jane Fonda thing was over forty years ago, get over it already. Not in your lifetime, pal. Once a traitor, always a traitor.
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Railing Kill posted:Someone found the Omega Grandpa, the grandpa from which all idiotic email forwards originate. I like the "No whining" sticker.
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Cool comic, but I don't really get the message. If you're depressed, reading stories about dark, depressing poo poo isn't going to lift you up or make you feel better.
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stubblyhead posted:Jesus Christ that Jane Fonda thing was over forty years ago, get over it already. This is what I say to Jews when they talk about the Holocaust
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Deteriorata posted:I like the "No whining" sticker.
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oldpainless posted:This is what I say to Jews when they talk about the Holocaust Jane Fonda: literally Hitler
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stubblyhead posted:Jane Fonda: literally Hitler They are actually two different people
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oldpainless posted:They are actually two different people Prove it
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