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Choco1980 posted:Reminds me of as a kid in the 90s when the nearby city where I had many friends and family had a janky rear end cable company (this was long before the monopolies like Comcast steamrollered in) where the box had analog buttons for like 33 channels and a three way switch so you could in theory have 99 channels on the box. Spice Channel was one of them way at the end, and they had the usual half-rear end video scramble where you could still make everything out half the time, and they had ZERO audio scramble, so you would end up hearing every goddamn thing. It was hilariously inept. As a horny 13 year old in the age before the internet was a real thing that magically delivered porn on demand, this was pretty drat amazing. My dad had one of those as a holdover from the early 80's. The box itself was a featureless brown box, and the remote was another brown box attached with a long cord and covered in rocker switches. The cool thing about it was that we could use it in the late 90's to watch pay-per-view wrestling by switching it to the PPV channel and adjusting the fine-tuning dial on the remote box. The picture wasn't perfect but it was comparable to OTA analog TV reception for people living in the sticks. Lifehack: watch TV when bored walla
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Oh gently caress yea, I want one of these. Gonna go with green LED light though.
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MOTHER I MUST FEED 
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Because they fill those packets to capacity so if you actually tried to do that you'd get ketchup everywhere.
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Kwyndig posted:Because they fill those packets to capacity so if you actually tried to do that you'd get ketchup everywhere. It actually works fine. I've done this, it is my secret shame. The scenarios in which this is useful are pretty much "passenger in a car while eating french fries" though, since literally every other time you have french fries its easier to just dump that poo poo out on something.
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Idgi. Are you supposed to suck out the ketchup through the fry or what? Cause that's a p legit lifehack.
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Karate Bastard posted:Idgi. Are you supposed to suck out the ketchup through the fry or what? Cause that's a p legit lifehack. Open the packet wide enough to stick a fry in. Stick a fry in. Remove fry. Eat.
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May 21, 2016 20:09
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Commit unintentional arson with this handy-dandy lifehack!
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Platystemon posted:Open the packet wide enough to stick a fry in. Stick a fry in. Remove fry. Eat. You forgot the step of: poo poo goes everywhere once you stick the fry in.
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May 21, 2016 20:17
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I open a little corner hole in the packet then squeeze a line along each fry. Tidy and efficient.
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Or you just dump the ketchup on a plate and eat the fries off of the plate like an human, you piece of poo poo.
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Open just a tiny corner hole in the packet, then clap your hands to spray paint your sister's profile against the kitchen wall walla motherfuckers #lifehack
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Picnic Princess posted:I open a little corner hole in the packet then squeeze a line along each fry. Tidy and efficient. I briefly dated a girl who did this, it was equal parts endearing and maddening.
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bongwizzard posted:I briefly dated a girl who did this, it was equal parts endearing and maddening. fake edit: 
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Now we just need to summon someone who hates ketchup to tell us the lifehack is to just not use ketchup because only idiot babies like ketchup Then the ritual will be complete and I will be free
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May 21, 2016 23:59
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ketchup is only healthy when you're working out.
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Meowjesty posted:Now we just need to summon someone who hates ketchup to tell us the lifehack is to just not use ketchup because only idiot babies like ketchup I have nothing against idiots who like catsup, but everything against idiot babies who spell it "ketchup". 
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May 22, 2016 00:35
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I just had to Google what "catsup" was.
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wipeout posted:I just had to Google what "catsup" was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpL7I8xQA6A e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLYtpQqHTPE Decrepus has a new favorite as of 01:33 on May 22, 2016 |
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I read somewhere that you shouldn't use vhs rewinders since they rewind tapes faster than the vcr and do more damage to your tapes. I heard the Pedialyte thing for hangovers too but I'm scared if I buy some the cashier will know it's for hangovers and judge me.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I read somewhere that you shouldn't use vhs rewinders since they rewind tapes faster than the vcr and do more damage to your tapes. Maybe they'll just think you have IBS or Crohn's.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I read somewhere that you shouldn't use vhs rewinders since they rewind tapes faster than the vcr and do more damage to your tapes. You know, you could always be suffering from a stomach flu. (Or, like my sadly departed friend, throat cancer where you can't eat...)
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Besesoth posted:I have nothing against idiots who like catsup, but everything against idiot babies who spell it "ketchup". Catsup is what happens when a cat says hi to you though??
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I read somewhere that you shouldn't use vhs rewinders since they rewind tapes faster than the vcr and do more damage to your tapes. It's not like children buy their own Pedialyte or something. If you're buying Pedialyte and manage to not buy like lube, condoms and anal beads at the same time, the cashier will think that you're buying it for a child. Alternatively, cashiers don't give a gently caress what you buy as long as you pay for it and don't some their jobs any harder than they need to be.
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Eponine posted:Alternatively, cashiers don't give a gently caress what you buy as long as you pay for it and don't some their jobs any harder than they need to be. Truth. Lifehack: don't make cashiers jobs any harder and they don't care what you buy! walla!
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Eponine posted:Alternatively, cashiers don't give a gently caress what you buy as long as you pay for it and don't some their jobs any harder than they need to be. also why would you care what a Walgreen's cashier thinks of you?
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Iit's for hangovers and judge me. Eponine posted:lube, condoms and anal beads at the same time, Well that escalated quickly.
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Throatwarbler posted:Well that escalated quickly. dont judge pedialyte does wonders on my devastated rectum
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 About 98 more in the spirit of Myrtar: http://imgur.com/gallery/kIrZa
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Secret Agent Ronnie Reagan blends in
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axolotl farmer posted:Secret Agent Ronnie Reagan blends in Shifty eyes, white hair, and a plain white short-sleeved shirt will let you blend in anywhere.
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He has frosted his tips.
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Karate Bastard posted:He has frosted his tips. "I'm just here to eat the eggs I'm not CIA or anything why would you think that marg bar Amrrika, comrade."
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Greetings! I am Kareem, a douchebag.
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axolotl farmer posted:Secret Agent Ronnie Reagan blends in Ronald Reagan, International Man of Mystery.
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You can make toilet paper last twice as long if instead of crumpling it or folding it end-over-end, you add a half twist to form it into a mobius strip. That way you have one single side that's twice is long to wipe with!
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Meowjesty posted:Now we just need to summon someone who hates ketchup to tell us the lifehack is to just not use ketchup because only idiot babies like ketchup This is me. You're welcome. Besesoth posted:I have nothing against idiots who like catsup, but everything against idiot babies who spell it "ketchup". You spell things wrong. In other news, I ate a banana today and I specifically peeled it from the stem end, because gently caress lifehackers.
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