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Syjefroi posted:'That's where Christie lost me. And I'm a Cowboys fan. First against the wall.
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I'm imagining a thing where he performs brain surgery on his alive victims and slowly cuts off different functions of the brain. "If I cut here, you'll become a Clintoris"
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Uh. What the everliving gently caress and this is distinctly giving me a Dr Ben Carson/ Mr Hyde vibe. That wasn't God dude, that was your genius serial killer split personality telling you every thing will be fine.
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Joementum posted:Gary! I'm glad you're back friend. 
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The High Hall of the GOP is alive with music and chatter. Delegates and donors mill about on the floor, hobnobbing and gossiping. The sound of flutes and lutes and wine being poured fills the air. The Donald rises from his seat at the high table and gestures for silence. He takes young Ser Christie by the arm, and together they face the crowd. "Not long ago, I returned to New Hampshire with a young man who had saved my campaign," Trump begins. "You all know him as the finest governor of New Jersey; five times he has driven my campaign to victory." The crowd applauds. "I know him as the one who takes the place of the endorsement I lost. I have in him the love I would have of an endorser's achievements." Trump gestures for Christie to join him. "Nothing could make stronger the bond between us, but tonight I wish to share it with you all. The formalities of adoption have been completed. Young Ser Christie is now the legal bearer of my name and the formal heir to my campaign." The crowd comes alive with commotion. Christie, bearing his robes and tunic with the grace of a highborn, turns to Trump, astonished. "This ring of my ancestors," Trump says, "would have gone to Cruz, but he's dead. So now it is yours. If you can fit it on your fat finger." Christie pushed the ring onto his pinkie as though in a daze. Finally, he turns to the crowd. "It is a strange destiny that brought me to a new life," he says, "a new campaign...a new leader. It brought me here, it may take me away. But I will always bear this ring as a son of The Donald should. With gratitude, affection, and with winning." Trump turns away to pour himself more wine as the crowd cheers. Christie stands motionless in the spotlight, then scuttles off the stage.
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May 21, 2016 05:11
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Soon we shall all be Chris Christie, looking on frozen with some bizarre cocktail of awe, jealousy, horror, and dread as Trump leads us on whatever adventure his whim calls for that day.
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May 21, 2016 05:24
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Joementum posted:While I was away this week It was nice not reading your continuous meltdowns over Trump.
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Immortan posted:It was nice not reading your continuous meltdowns over Trump. Not having Joementum posts to read is the opposite of nice.
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Jewel Repetition posted:Goodness gracious GREAT hate and sickness also the latest soiaf fanfics have been great especially the one with the gay dragons from Benghazi also also the flop that was the Kelly Trump interview should serve to remind us that this thread and the Republican primary are not real life
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Just remembered the Dangerous Donald moniker and here's what I've got to say about it: lol
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I get more upset when someone attacks Joementum than when they attack my preferred candidate for leader of our country.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:no more oreos for us either Can we still have boxes of M&Ms? 
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also also also if you're already addicted to nicotine then good luck to you but otherwise if you want to get high off it consider spinning around in an office chair instead. it's the same sensation and participates in fewer chemical pathways that lead to cancer jerry brown owns dig the tunnels build the rail nanny the state Jewel Repetition posted:I get more upset when someone attacks Joementum than when they attack my preferred candidate for leader of our country. they're expert trolls. they know our weak points oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 21, 2016 |
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It's never not jarring for Trump to be in the middle of talking about giving ragheads the boot and setting fire to wetbacks, only to then go on a rant about Oreos and how we ain't eating them and of ALL THE poo poo HE BRINGS UP, that's the one that isn't racial and is to be taken at face value
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Jewel Repetition posted:I get more upset when someone attacks Joementum than when they attack my preferred candidate for leader of our country. Blowmentum
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Epic High Five posted:It's never not jarring for Trump to be in the middle of talking about giving ragheads the boot and setting fire to wetbacks, only to then go on a rant about Oreos and how we ain't eating them and of ALL THE poo poo HE BRINGS UP, that's the one that isn't racial and is to be taken at face value hahaha i forgot about that entirely 2016 has broken everything (except the vast majority of people who havent noticed any of this poo poo happening - but perhaps it will break them too. there is time) can you loving BELIEVE that that canuck thread was whining about how HARD it was to live through an ELEVEN WEEK campaign, and now there's a dingo thread about how DOUBLE PLUS UNCHUFFED they are for an EIGHT WEEK campaign? and here we are
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May 21, 2016 06:20
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I miss the heady days of Joementum with the Lieberman av, schooling us all on the mysteries hidden within The Green Papers.
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the green papers are still the go-to for explaining why ryan probably won't lose his primary (trump got like 20% in his district) or why debbie wasserman-schultz won't lose her primary (bernie got like 30% in her district) and for down-ballot bullshit it is kinda sad that the convention won't be contested, that's kind of a bummer, we all have dealt with that in our own ways
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oystertoadfish posted:hahaha i forgot about that entirely Over half of our government literally never stops campaigning, because they only sit for 2 years which is just enough time for an upstart to start trashing them in advance of the next cycle Of course unlike AU or CA we have 50 states and some of them with more population than either of those countries so we can just be like, "okay and today we'll have the primaries for all the provinces with the lowest population density in the whole world"
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oystertoadfish posted:it is kinda sad that the convention won't be contested, that's kind of a bummer, we all have dealt with that in our own ways It would have been awesome from a historical standpoint, but I think the tantalizing prospect of it made the news media a little cuckoo. But yeah, lots of internal and external meltdowns. Myself included.
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Epic High Five posted:Over half of our government literally never stops campaigning, because they only sit for 2 years which is just enough time for an upstart to start trashing them in advance of the next cycle once i tried to separate the us into australias. i just found it in my gmail  the areas with the lovely mspaint = sign are about equal in population to australia. the areas with the lovely mspaint 1/2 are half-australias. the united states can be divided fairly evenly and with some respect to cultural divisions into twelve australias and four half-australias here's my math and some details https://ethercalc.org/iztnl41nv8nl oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 06:33 on May 21, 2016 |
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Wait does Trump have beef with Oreos? I assumed he was talking about losing some of his tire for the general.
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oystertoadfish posted:once i tried to separate the us into australias. i just found it in my gmail A good map Would love to see how much weight Missouri is carrying for that 0.5(AU) stefania_r posted:Wait does Trump have beef with Oreos? I assumed he was talking about losing some of his tire for the general. At first I thought he was referring to the racial use of it (black on the outside, white on the inside) and that confused me because that seems like the only kind of black person Trump could personally tolerate. Then it became apparent he was literally talking about the literal cookie and somehow it makes even less sense This is something he's been tossing out occasionally since almost day 1 btw
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i think oreo makes their cookies in mexico or some poo poo? it's definitely some og trump rally poo poo he's been saying it from very early on i think it's kind of a deep cut for his long time fans also missouri has like 6 million loving people in it, they're like a fifth of an australia on their own. bigger than the sydney or melbourne metro areas, or at least about the same size but i think bigger. it's crazy how few people there actually are down under also australia has about the same population as taiwan i think, and baseball is like the tenth most popular sport in australia and the most popular sport in taiwan, but australia's sent several times more people to the major leagues than taiwan has. aussies are sports-crazy edit: 29 major leaguers born in australia http://www.baseball-reference.com/bio/Australia_born.shtml 11 born in taiwan http://www.baseball-reference.com/bio/Taiwan_born.shtml several times is a fair descriptor i say oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 06:41 on May 21, 2016 |
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stefania_r posted:Wait does Trump have beef with Oreos? I assumed he was talking about losing some of his tire for the general. Nabisco moved a factory to Mexico so Oreos just can't be trusted anymore.
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stefania_r posted:Wait does Trump have beef with Oreos? I assumed he was talking about losing some of his tire for the general. im guessing oreos arent made in america or something. i mean he's not telling people to boycott nabisco because that'd involve looking for something besides the big broad branding in front of their faces, something that might be a bit of a stretch for the average trump supporter.
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NO MORE WHEAT THINS, NO MORE TRISCUITS, NO MORE FIG NEWTONS, NO MORE TEDDY GRAHAMS bystander: no
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^lol holy poo poo chien-ming wang has thrown 14 innings of above-average relief for the royals this year how did i miss that im a shameful baseball fan these days edit: all three aussies active in the 2016 season were born in western australia. huh.  
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May 21, 2016 06:42
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Why can't I play as an Australian civ in Civ V? That's messed up.
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oystertoadfish posted:^lol When Moylan was with the Braves they had a special thing during one of the game where he ate Vegemite with some coaches. They were all grossed out but I like Vegemite so I was all like 
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:Why can't I play as an Australian civ in Civ V? That's messed up. Australia's greatest leader was only famous for holding the record for drinking a yard of beer, it's not surprising that no one wants that guy showing up next to Gandhi or Caesar
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the aussie civ would have a special ability where every single one of their naval vessels sunk when they went more than zero hexes off the shore to commemorate the time they lost a pm in the oceanEpic High Five posted:When Moylan was with the Braves they had a special thing during one of the game where he ate Vegemite with some coaches. They were all grossed out but I like Vegemite so I was all like vegemite is weird but i think some aussies told me they think peanut butter and chocolate taste gross together and i completely agree i derailed this very thread on the issue who knows how many thousands of pages ago
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oystertoadfish posted:the aussie civ would have a special ability where every single one of their naval vessels sunk when they went more than zero hexes off the shore to commemorate the time they lost a pm in the ocean ya but they named a swimming pool after the guy so there's that Late nite JCF"M"AGRTHYMB posting is like FYAD for grown ups so just whatever whatever m8 
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one of australia's greatest sports moments was a cricketer drinking 52 cans of beer on the sydney to london flight  'reportedly'http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket...4589-1463811180 
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Epic High Five posted:ya but they named a swimming pool after the guy so there's that i posted this before somewhere but aussie labor union amwu are at the vanguard of the global left in the political meme wars https://twitter.com/theamwu/status/731990384910327808
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:Why can't I play as an Australian civ in Civ V? That's messed up. The English are already playable
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oystertoadfish posted:i didnt know that about the swimming pool https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt_Memorial_Swimming_Centre Australia simultaneously decades ahead of the dark humor curve and years behind the ironic meme curve edit - apparently it's a fine example of Brutalist Architecture which sounds like the best kind
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Darkman Fanpage posted:no more oreos for us either Hydrox are pretty poo poo tbh
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