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TotalLossBrain posted:And sentenced to three years probation, plus felon status. Did she get 3 years probation and felon status too?
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canyoneer posted:Did she get 3 years probation and felon status too? According to this, all charges against her were dismissed.
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Wow he apparently shot ithe back of the truck, through the window, such a bitch about getting beaten he took an actual pot shot at them. He got off easy.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Edit: He didn't pull the gun. His wife loving handed it to him after he got back up. But he did shoot a bunch of holes into the kids' truck after the video stopped recording. He was charged with "felony discharging a weapon into an occupied dwelling, two misdemeanor counts of assault by pointing a gun, one count of injury to personal property, and one count of assault and battery" and he plead guilty on all counts, and he also accepted full responsibility which is why the charges against his wife were dropped.
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JayKay posted:Vegans can do anything! Like die on Mt. Everest! In her defense, she managed Kilimanjaro. I couldn't do that. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:They just didn't have a sense of victim-hood that made them loving announce it as some incredible thing that needed broadcasting.
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WarpedNaba posted:In her defense, she managed Kilimanjaro. I couldn't do that. You probably could, a guy in a wheelchair and a guy with no arms or legs have done it. Kilimanjaro is the second easiest of the Seven Summits*, due to it's real lack of sheer faces to scale and predictable weather systems due to being a lone prominence as opposed to in the middle of a range. I climbed it (with oxygen) about 6 years ago. *depending on the system you use it's either the second easiest or the easiest. Mount Kosciuszko shouldn't really count because we don't really have mountains in Australia
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Memento posted:*depending on the system you use it's either the second easiest or the easiest. Mount Kosciuszko shouldn't really count because we don't really have mountains in Australia If you “climb” this:  Instead of this:  you’re a pussy.
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Memento posted:I think it's pretty good actually, but if you don't like it, I'll Hold The Door for you as you leave. Last page, but gently caress you. The worst conclusion.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:But he did shoot a bunch of holes into the kids' truck after the video stopped recording. He was charged with "felony discharging a weapon into an occupied dwelling, two misdemeanor counts of assault by pointing a gun, one count of injury to personal property, and one count of assault and battery" and he plead guilty on all counts, and he also accepted full responsibility which is why the charges against his wife were dropped. He punched someone, then shot at them and all the punishment he got was 'no more playing with guns and behave'?
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spog posted:He punched someone, then shot at them and all the punishment he got was 'no more playing with guns and behave'? He also followed them for 40 minutes all the way back to their house after they cut him off before he started swinging punches and slinging bullets so it's not like it was a spur of the moment thing either. Edit: I guess maybe the judge decided to be lenient because of all the stress and embarrassment he'd suffered after the video of him getting beat up by teenagers so badly that his wife had to save him ended up going viral??? 
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spog posted:He punched someone, then shot at them and all the punishment he got was 'no more playing with guns and behave'? I think his lawyer arranged a plea bargain that led to him pleading guilty to lesser charges in exchange for a reduced sentence. The American criminal justice system is fucko.
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I made a guy park his car in traffic and try to start a fight with me a few weeks back just like that moron. I remained in my car and locked my doors and drove off when the light turned green. Then i went home and emailed every address at the company he works for with his name and license plate insinuating i had footage of their employee starting poo poo because he was wearing his work shirt while attempting to assault me. Don't start poo poo on the road that could follow you to work because of the work shirt you're wearing.
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amityville anus posted:I made a guy park his car in traffic and try to start a fight with me a few weeks back just like that moron. I remained in my car and locked my doors and drove off when the light turned green. Then i went home and emailed every address at the company he works for with his name and license plate insinuating i had footage of their employee starting poo poo because he was wearing his work shirt while attempting to assault me. 
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I just witnessed some hoverboard nonsense. A dude was asking to test his buddy's hoverboard thing and he immediately fell off and bounced his head from a bus stop wall straight into the asphalt. No battery explosions this time.
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Failarmy's week 3 of May. Starts off with a bang  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n24cnRobY2I
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Hyperlynx posted:I can't believe she didn't hit the table and smash the flowerpot. The funniest schadenfreude is always the one you don't expect. I mean, look at that loving crater she left!
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Pretty sure she just drew a Fibonnaci spiral with her hoverboard
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Aerdan posted:I think his lawyer arranged a plea bargain that led to him pleading guilty to lesser charges in exchange for a reduced sentence. The American criminal justice system is fucko. Jesus, the link's right there up the page: quote:District Attorney Scott Thomas said, “Defendant Bradley Turner has accepted responsibility for his conduct and pled guilty to all of his pending felony and misdemeanor charges. We did not reduce his charges in this case. We were planning to have a jury trial in April had Turner not pled guilty. The misdemeanors against Mrs. Turner were dismissed because her involvement was minimal and because Mr. Turner agreed to accept full responsibility. The sentencing in this case was in the discretion of the judge.” There was no plea bargain, the guy just pled guilty. The judge suspended his sentence and gave him 3 years probation. He has to pay court costs, pay restitution, he's under house arrest for 6 months, and is never allowed to possess a firearm again. And literally every common-law country has plea bargains, even if they don't necessarily call them that. Prosecutors are the ones who decide what charges get filed, so they can enter into agreements with defendants to drop certain charges in exchange for a guilty plea to other charges. There's a valid argument to be made that this gives prosecutors too much power because they can greatly overcharge a defendant in order to effectively coerce a defendant into a guilty plea to a minor charge, but it's not a feature unique to the criminal justice system. Phanatic has a new favorite as of 16:59 on May 24, 2016 |
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oh dope posted:Pretty sure she just drew a Fibonnaci spiral with her hoverboard http://i.imgur.com/2wBWKsa.webm
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kizudarake posted:gently caress you 
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Chromatic posted:poo poo kicking gutter hick follows teens home after they "cut him off", tries to sucker punch one, then gets rear end kicked. drat that one kid got a solid 4 hooks to that dudes face before the slam at the end.
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Centripetal Horse posted:I had my first real-world hoverboard sighting, today. It was being piloted by a fat little girl. I was walking home with my groceries, and had her in view for about a block. She didn't seem to have any trouble with it. I think maybe hoverboarding is like learning a language. Start when you're young, and it's a snap. Start when you're old and in decline, and you're going to embarrass yourself on the way to proficiency. The funny part is, they're really not difficult to use if you don't panic like a doofus and realize the steering is done with your feet by aiming your toes up/down. 
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From a similar article right after that road rage incident:quote:A friend of the Turners said he was "in shock" by the allegations. quote:Bradley Turner was previously arrested for assault and trespassing charges in 2002 and 2003, investigators said. Those charges were later dropped. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Stupid horse. tautology
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Little dude, save that stick! That's your weapon!
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In case anyone's curious, dude who's doing the suplexing is landing on his own head, the suplex-ee isn't actually absorbing any impact. This isn't schaden, that's just one sturdy rear end stick.
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Captainsalami posted:Nooooo, not the baby ducks. I've seen the video, all the babbies were fine.
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Chromatic posted:poo poo kicking gutter hick follows teens home after they "cut him off", tries to sucker punch one, then gets rear end kicked. Which one of you flim flamed the zim zam comments there?
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Kurieg posted:In case anyone's curious, dude who's doing the suplexing is landing on his own head, the suplex-ee isn't actually absorbing any impact. The kid's older brother taped some bark to a piece of rebar. He's still laughing about it.
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Weatherman posted:Circumcision You left out chili should/should not have beans.
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