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NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

CapnAndy posted:

I can't see Pandora as the avatar of hope because she's the icon of the New 52 and the New 52 was loving hopeless. She's the avatar of grimdark and dumb bullshit. Obviously we both need to actually read the scene to see how it plays, but from my perspective killing her is just a statement that the New 52 failed and is getting dragged out back behind the barn and shot in the face, which is what it's always deserved.

But that was the point of Pandora from Flashpoint. She gives Barry Allen the chance to fix what was wrong and to enter the universe into a new, brighter age. Just because the New 52 immediately turned to grimdark and dumb bullshit doesn't mean that as established from the reboot Pandora wasn't meant to usher in a new, brighter age. And considering the killing of Pandora is meant to come across as a bad thing, and considering what Geoff Johns has actually said (notably that cynicism and pessimism has killed optimism and hope), that's exactly the purpose of having Dr. M kill Pandora. From Johns' own mouth the killing of Pandora is not a corrective action, but a dark and depressing one.

NieR Occomata fucked around with this message at 20:16 on May 24, 2016

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Yeah that's what he's trying to accomplish but he's failing because nobody but him sees Pandora as an embodiment of anything but horseshit.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Edge & Christian posted:

How would you feel about them borrowing cars in general?

At what point in this metaphor do I get to make a "You wouldn't download a car" joke?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Also they are symbolically overcoming the grimdark of new 52 by having a woman murdered, and that is so hilariously DC Comics I might actually die

Two Tone Shoes
Jan 2, 2009

All that's missing is the ring.
So here's something they didn't do before.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/geoff-johns-offers-to-buy-back-dc-universe-rebirth-1-if-fans-arent-satisfied

quote:

If anyone wants to check out comics, wants to check out 'DC Universe: Rebirth' #1 and doesn't like it, they can mail it to Warner Bros., to me, and I will send them a check, I literally will, for both postage and for the book," Johns told ComicBook.com. "I will buy all these books back because I believe in this issue a lot. I think it'll do very well. I hope it does well. But I seriously will, I'll buy back this book.

An amusing gesture, at least.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Oh boy. The "promising to personally refund anyone who doesn't like a work of fiction" move is the death knell of quality.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


He is going to get so many frigging comics. Not even because the issue is bad or something.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Travis343 posted:

Also they are symbolically overcoming the grimdark of new 52 by having a woman murdered, and that is so hilariously DC Comics I might actually die
Reminder that DC had a character (I think it was Batwoman) confront an unholy fuckball comprised of aborted fetuses sometime after one of their big relaunches.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ImpAtom posted:

He is going to get so many frigging comics. Not even because the issue is bad or something.
Honestly I sort of want to buy an extra copy now just so I can have a check from Geoff Johns.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Also I know this has been said but the watchmen literally being the villains is the most Johns thing that has ever been written.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

ImpAtom posted:

He is going to get so many frigging comics. Not even because the issue is bad or something.

Seriously he just guaranteed everybody an essentially free comic book as long as they're willing to go to the post office and send it back.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Here's Bleeding Cool trying to piece together some stuff that might tie into this big twist.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/05/24/what-else-has-geoff-johns-been-hiding-under-our-noses-the-whole-time-dc-universe-rebirth-1-spoilers/

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

SirDan3k posted:

Yeah that's what he's trying to accomplish but he's failing because nobody but him sees Pandora as an embodiment of anything but horseshit.

Since nobody likes Pandora and she was already established as the in-universe creator of the New 52, why not just reveal her as the real villain? At least the meta-criticism would be vaguely coherent.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Because Pandora is terrible and doing away with her completely is preferable to trying to redeem the character by giving her even more importance.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Again I'm going to ask: People keep saying "Johns has learned nothing! He's done the same bullshit again and again!" but what was the most bullshit thing he did in the Nu52?

There are so many poorly-conceived, tacky, outright vile things about the Nu52 that I or anyone else here could name which drove readers sprinting in the opposite direction, but -- and I'm really racking my brain here -- I think maybe four or five percent of them, at a stretch, had anything to do with Johns?

Meanwhile we're getting not-troubled-stereotype-Wally (while keeping the new Wally so he can grow into his own character), we're getting Ted Kord and Jaime Reyes together, we got a Superman who's married to Lois Lane, we have a gay character of color seemingly influenced by the well-received Young Justice show, we've got two pages devoted to Ryan Choi in an abject reversal of his disgusting murder that signaled the snowballing death knell of the old DC Universe. And there's still nearly sixty pages of the book that hasn't been revealed yet.

It certainly seems to me like he has learned a lot. It's like he's checking off things one by one on the grand ol' "List of things to do in order to fix this horrid universe" whiteboard.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

BrianWilly posted:

There are so many poorly-conceived, tacky, outright vile things about the Nu52 that I or anyone else here could name which drove readers sprinting in the opposite direction, but -- and I'm really racking my brain here -- I think maybe four or five percent of them, at a stretch, had anything to do with Johns?

His run on JL was really bad for a really, really long time (Apparently it got better?) and set the tone for the rest of the New 52. It was also one of the bestselling books of the New 52 and outside of the BatBooks, which practically live in their own little separate universe away from the rest of everything else, set the creative direction to follow.

NieR Occomata fucked around with this message at 22:15 on May 24, 2016

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
I don't know how anything in Justice League, no matter how bad, would've set the tone for stuff like Bar Torr or angry black Wally or the Harley Quinn suicide contest or rapist Amazons or anything like that, but okay sure let's blame Johns for those.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Read it cover to cover.


This is going to be a bigger clusterfuck than the New 52 was.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

BrianWilly posted:

I don't know how anything in Justice League, no matter how bad, would've set the tone for stuff like Bar Torr or angry black Wally or the Harley Quinn suicide contest or rapist Amazons or anything like that, but okay sure let's blame Johns for those.

Are you seriously wondering how the Chief Creative Officer for the entirety of New 52, and the one who architected the event leading into it, the one that allowed black Wally to exist in the first place, and the writer of the main book of the New 52 (if one considers JL the main book of the New 52), could be to blame for the bad creative direction of the New 52?

Even if his pen didn't literally hit the page for all the worst excesses of New 52, as CCO he along with DiDio and Lee were the three main people who determined its creative direction. gently caress, that's Geoff Johns' explicit job - there's an assumption that DiDio and Lee, being co-publishers and all, have to set time with the actual running of the company and its business dealings so their hands on creative are less felt. He's the architect of the New 52. The buck stops with him. It's his fault, along with DiDio and Lee, why the New 52 sucked.

Dreqqus
Feb 21, 2013

BAMF!
If you've felt burned by Johns in the past, I don't at all see how any of this would convince you to give him another shot. Everything we've seen so far is Johnsian literalism taken to its absurd conclusion. Rebirth doesn't seem that different from any other Johns-led event/ crossover, save for that it seems like he's blaming Watchmen/Moore for his misinterpretation of the work.

I mean I'm in the tank for both Bendis, and Grant Morrison, but I don't suggest their work to people I know don't enjoy their style, when they're perpetuating that style.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Like I said before, it's difficult to say exactly what is Johns fault vs. Didio vs. Jim Lee especially since you've got Johns as a writer on some books and Johns as chief creative executive or whatever his title is. I tend to dislike Didio and Lee more for setting the editorial and visual tone of DC for so long but the three of them are all basically in cahoots here. Johns is getting singled out because Didio and Lee didn't just do a bunch of interviews talking about how they were going to fix DC ignoring that they're the ones that broke it in the first place.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Rhyno posted:

Read it cover to cover.


This is going to be a bigger clusterfuck than the New 52 was.

:allears:

I think I'm going to pick up a copy & resend it to Mr. Johns, just so I can have the check.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Yvonmukluk posted:

:allears:

I think I'm going to pick up a copy & resend it to Mr. Johns, just so I can have the check.

I really hope a shitload of people call him on that. I'm going to pick up a copy just to do it.

Dreqqus
Feb 21, 2013

BAMF!
All of my friends that have seen the news so far are planning on it. Geoff Johns refund check collector's item of the year?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Rhyno posted:

I really hope a shitload of people call him on that. I'm going to pick up a copy just to do it.

And add another throughsold copy to the count, so they can brag about the book going to 5 printings?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Gaz-L posted:

And add another throughsold copy to the count, so they can brag about the book going to 5 printings?

They don't track actual copies sold, just what stores order.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Dreqqus posted:

All of my friends that have seen the news so far are planning on it. Geoff Johns refund check collector's item of the year?

It won't be a collector's item if everyone has one. The actual book might be rarer.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

I don't know why Rich keeps saying Mr. Oz/Ozymandias(?) "trained" Nu52 Superman. I just went back and read Johns' Superman run. Mr. Oz doesn't do poo poo except talk cryptically to screens and send Superman a black notebook at the end. I mean, it's implied that he orchestrated the events of that run, but I'd hardly call that "training", unless Lex Luthor's been training Superman since the 30s.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

BrianWilly posted:

but okay sure let's blame Johns for those.
I mean yeah, on some level we know that WB immensely, incalculably demands that they run things a certain way, leading to the Flashpoint fix and Convergence-as-the-"Band Aid" to cover up the 2 months it took them to move from NY to Burbank. A lot of those executive guys at DC seem to run around and fix the latest mandated disaster in the pipeline.

Buuuuuut on the other hand there have been some pretty choice words from the creative side on how DC runs its affairs and it doesn't exactly inspire much sympathy for the upper ranks.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

TwoPair posted:

I don't know why Rich keeps saying Mr. Oz/Ozymandias(?) "trained" Nu52 Superman. I just went back and read Johns' Superman run. Mr. Oz doesn't do poo poo except talk cryptically to screens and send Superman a black notebook at the end. I mean, it's implied that he orchestrated the events of that run, but I'd hardly call that "training", unless Lex Luthor's been training Superman since the 30s.

He specifically says that "I taught you that."

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

TwoPair posted:

I don't know why Rich keeps saying Mr. Oz/Ozymandias(?) "trained" Nu52 Superman. I just went back and read Johns' Superman run. Mr. Oz doesn't do poo poo except talk cryptically to screens and send Superman a black notebook at the end. I mean, it's implied that he orchestrated the events of that run, but I'd hardly call that "training", unless Lex Luthor's been training Superman since the 30s.

Well in the panel posted right there Oz says that he taught Superman.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Hoisted by my own petard again :negative:

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand

Toxxupation posted:

Are you seriously wondering how the Chief Creative Officer for the entirety of New 52, and the one who architected the event leading into it, the one that allowed black Wally to exist in the first place, and the writer of the main book of the New 52 (if one considers JL the main book of the New 52), could be to blame for the bad creative direction of the New 52?

Even if his pen didn't literally hit the page for all the worst excesses of New 52, as CCO he along with DiDio and Lee were the three main people who determined its creative direction. gently caress, that's Geoff Johns' explicit job - there's an assumption that DiDio and Lee, being co-publishers and all, have to set time with the actual running of the company and its business dealings so their hands on creative are less felt. He's the architect of the New 52. The buck stops with him. It's his fault, along with DiDio and Lee, why the New 52 sucked.
Yeeah no, I'm not gonna blame every single terrible decision every writer made on Johns (or DiDio) (or Lee), even if they "allowed it to pass." Of course editors and CCOs are creatively responsible for the comics under their watch that they enable or not, but unless you're able to tell me the actual specific ways that specific "architects" are responsible for specific ideas, I'd still blame the actual writer who -- as far as I know -- came up with those ideas more. Azzarello wrote a Wonder Woman series that I hated so I dropped it, I'm not gonna blame Johns for those stories just because he didn't forcibly prevent them from reaching the panels. And if Rucka writes a Wonder Woman series that I love in the next couple months, I'm not gonna say it was all thanks to Jim Lee. And I'm not sure why you keep bringing up Justice League like, welp, this whole Darkseid/Atlantis/Cheetah/whatever story in JL wasn't that good so clearly it caused everything else to suck too. What even?

And if we're blaming Johns' "creative direction" for somehow making the Nu52 suck, well, it certainly looks like his "creative direction" for DC Rebirth is pretty different, so why shouldn't that be a good thing?

Dreqqus posted:

If you've felt burned by Johns in the past, I don't at all see how any of this would convince you to give him another shot. Everything we've seen so far is Johnsian literalism taken to its absurd conclusion. Rebirth doesn't seem that different from any other Johns-led event/ crossover, save for that it seems like he's blaming Watchmen/Moore for his misinterpretation of the work.
Depends on what you mean by "burned." Johns writes lots of stuff that annoys me but nothing that drove me away from a comics universe entirely. The fact that the stuff he wrote here is bit-by-bit fixing the exact, specific things that drove me from this comics universe entirely is what is convincing me to give "him" another shot.

Like, everyone in this forum has been yakking for years about how DC should just get rid of the Nu52 and bring back their old universe, but now we don't think it's a good thing that it's literally happening? Why, because Johns is daring to impugn a thirty-year-old sacrosanct comic book with his filthy irresponsible literalism?

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

BrianWilly posted:

Like, everyone in this forum has been yakking for years about how DC should just get rid of the Nu52 and bring back their old universe, but now we don't think it's a good thing that it's literally happening? Why, because Johns is daring to impugn a thirty-year-old sacrosanct comic book with his filthy irresponsible literalism?

Because it's the same fuckin' people who break everything else they touch.

If this editorial staff promised everyone free cake, they'd show up with used urinal cakes and defend themselves by citing their exact wording.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
They're reaching so hard on Nu-Question they're gonna strain something. Rorschach has any power whatsoever to "rise to again"? The world has/will fear his name? Really? C'mon now.

Superstring
Jul 22, 2007

I thought I was going insane for a second.

BrianWilly posted:

Like, everyone in this forum has been yakking for years about how DC should just get rid of the Nu52 and bring back their old universe, but now we don't think it's a good thing that it's literally happening? Why, because Johns is daring to impugn a thirty-year-old sacrosanct comic book with his filthy irresponsible literalism?

Like... yes? Unless you think the ends justifies the means and it doesn't matter how they get away from the Nu52 as long as they do it. Folks here seem to be expressing themselves pretty clearly why they are skeptical based on leaks/previews and past experience.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

BrianWilly posted:

And if we're blaming Johns' "creative direction" for somehow making the Nu52 suck, well, it certainly looks like his "creative direction" for DC Rebirth is pretty different, so why shouldn't that be a good thing?
Depends on what you mean by "burned." Johns writes lots of stuff that annoys me but nothing that drove me away from a comics universe entirely. The fact that the stuff he wrote here is bit-by-bit fixing the exact, specific things that drove me from this comics universe entirely is what is convincing me to give "him" another shot.
I think a lot of people are coming from different places in terms of their historical satisfaction with DC Comics, their expectations for comics, etc. etc.

Yes, if your checklist is "I want Wally West and Ted Kord and ______ to be in comic books", congratulations, they're back in comic books. With any luck, the same people responsible for making them go away, the people who orchestrated Ted Kord's murder, the replacement of Wally West, the erasure of his wife and kids, etc. will totally do those characters right this time.

As for why people are blaming Geoff Johns (and Jim Lee and Dan Didio and Eddie Berganza and Bob Harras and Bobbie Chase and etc. etc. etc.) for what happens in books *they don't even write*: they're the editors and publishers. They decide who gets to pitch comics to them, and those people for Rebirth are largely the same people who have been pitching and writing comics for them during the last 3-5 lovely revamps. They're continuing to pick them for jobs, and they approved the last X lovely books by them, so the idea that the exact same people being selected by the exact same people will be better now that there's lip service to "love" and "legacy" and I guess maybe you'll get to see Ted Kord in the background does not give a lot of people hope for improvement.

This isn't even the first time that this group of editors have paid lip service to these concepts, and we still end up with Superboy Prime and The Matchmaker and Rise of Arsenal and Kid Flash, Mass Murderer after pretty much every revamp.

Also with both New 52 and Rebirth, multiple people had to pitch their ideas for each book (probably with a few superstar exceptions, but who knows), and the people selected had extensive sit-downs with Didio/Johns to plot out what they planned to do with the books. If you hated _________ in the New 52, it wasn't like that writer snuck off and wrote six issues of the book and then Johns/Didio/Lee came back from vacation and were all YOU DID WHAAAT? Even if they did, that writer is more than likely still writing something for Rebirth. So uh.... it'll be better this time, I read an interview about not being like Watchmen.

Semper Fudge
Feb 19, 2009

Pitchfork was wrong. (f)lowers of Algerbong is crap.
I'm about to drop a truth bomb that's going to blow this whole thread wide open and make you reevaluate everything that's been said thus far. You guys ready? Here it comes:

Geoff Johns didn't like the New 52.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Noted New 52 Hater Geoff Johns will be on Late Night tonight to presumably ruin Rebirth for everyone just hours before it's released.

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Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
The full splash page with every character from rebirth has been released



Any idea who's the guy in the yellow shirt in the bottom left?

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