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Moon Slayer posted:"That'll come in handy when I'm on Imaginary Jeopardy" is pretty much dozerfleet.txt. It could be the tagline for a solid 50% of their episodes honestly. Oooooh, idea that won't fome to fruition: an F Plus combo-game Jeopardy / Wheel of Fortune / Family Feud. I'll make the Runaway Inflation for $600: This is a classification of sugar known to cause breast augmentation. Title: _ _ _ _ E R N _ _ T L _ N E _ _ Top 4 answers are on the board! What are the crucial ingredients in Deep-Fried Stuffing on a Stick? 42 pts - Oil, so you can [i]FRYYYYYY/i] 27 pts - Twelve wooden ice cream sticks 15 pts - Eggs (smashed with a fist) 10 pts - Straw, to get in there and slurp it up Any vegetable is an X, those go straight in the garbage
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Alaois posted:I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate this You're very welcome.
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I've been listening to old episodes, and I think Adam reading the Cloud Hat as a sleepy melting snowman in the WhyNot episode is underrated.
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kalensc posted:Runaway Inflation for $600: This is a classification of sugar known to cause breast augmentation.
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What really gets me about Dozerfleet is how friggin' self-contained he is. The way the wiki just lumps everything together from his "pitches" to his homework to the girls he's encountered makes it all seem completely disconnected from the actual world, like some horrible TV show that I never want to see. The Chris-Chan wiki is kinda like that too, even if its type of horribleness is completely different.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:What really gets me about Dozerfleet is how friggin' self-contained he is. The way the wiki just lumps everything together from his "pitches" to his homework to the girls he's encountered makes it all seem completely disconnected from the actual world, like some horrible TV show that I never want to see. The Chris-Chan wiki is kinda like that too, even if its type of horribleness is completely different. Some sort of horrible self-inflicted Truman Show as a wiki
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Improbable Lobster posted:Some sort of [s]horrible[\s] wobderful self-inflicted Truman Show as a wiki He's a man who can't stop making content that has an inexplicable anti-liberals leaning. I blame Captain Planet.
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Djeser posted:dozerfleet is the weirdest secret the tv tropes thread ever coughed up That was an amazing Dozerfleet is so good. I still like Boots' joke in the first episode where he says there are widths to that wiki. I also love Bunnybread's "I'm Matt Taibbi" joke in that one. This new one was good, but I think not quite as good as the first one, but holy poo poo when they went to Dozerfleet's TV Tropes page. I'm excited for Trapezoid Kids. 
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Sham bam bamina! posted:What really gets me about Dozerfleet is how friggin' self-contained he is. The way the wiki just lumps everything together from his "pitches" to his homework to the girls he's encountered makes it all seem completely disconnected from the actual world, like some horrible TV show that I never want to see. The Chris-Chan wiki is kinda like that too, even if its type of horribleness is completely different. I would love a Chris-chan episode, but it's kind of been tainted by the assholes trolling him, a lot of which are arguably way worse than him.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I would love a Chris-chan episode, but it's kind of been tainted by the assholes trolling him, a lot of which are arguably way worse than him. Chris-chan has a developmental disability was raised terribly by emotionally abusive parents in a broken trash home, and the trolling was basically the modern equivalent of people going to bedlam to throw rocks at the loonies. Best not to add to it at this point, even indirectly.
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Trapezoid Kids and Stationery Warriors are the kind of thing that could be cute and charming coming from a small child or a well-meaning old person but is just terrifying when it's coming from a mentally ill 20 year-old dude who has to find a way to make everything about  LIBERALS!!!!
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May 24, 2016 02:38
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Guy Mann posted:a mentally ill 20 year-old dude
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Waffleman_ posted:I've been listening to old episodes, and I think Adam reading the Cloud Hat as a sleepy melting snowman in the WhyNot episode is underrated. Adam's going away now. Bye Adam!
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Cloooooooooud Haaaaaaat.....
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I would love a Chris-chan episode, but it's kind of been tainted by the assholes trolling him, a lot of which are arguably way worse than him. This is part of why SA and other 'reputable comedy sites' have a strict "Don't touch the poop." policy. Harassing the subjects kills the joke, and nothing good can ever come out of it. Among many other problems.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:he's still going strong at age 33. jesus loving christ
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Testiclops posted:jesus loving christ
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Testiclops posted:jesus loving christ I know, right?
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Djeser posted:dozerfleet is the weirdest secret the tv tropes thread ever coughed up Anybody remember which TV Tropes thread and roughly what page to find all this in?
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I've never listened to the fplus sings but I might now
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EmmyOk posted:I've never listened to the fplus sings but I might now It's one of the best episodes IMHO.
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One of the weirder things is that despite him constantly filling us in on his educational history, past acquaintances, and other such extremely personal trivia in order to explain how he came up with these stupid things, he still always refers to himself as "The Dozerfleet Founder" in the third person, as if using "I" would just make things TOO personal. Like that's the one thing keeping the reader from realizing the Dozerfleet wiki is a wiki for things that don't exist and never will exist, and it's all just a portal into the head of a deeply odd individual.
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If you told me a day ago that I would be spending my afternoon willingly watching a cable-access thriller by a crazy person who isn't Neil Breen I wouldn't have believed you, yet here I am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-P4MReSb-s
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Okay real talk, when the episode started and that "parody" """""song""""" kicked in, I thought that was just Jack Chick singing from really far away while taking a piss or something. It wasn't until the introductions that I realized that was actually Dozerfleet or whoever singing.
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I like that his sense of humor with his song parodies is "Wouldn't it be funny if the guy sang about killing people? Cuz that's not what the song was about but now it's a different thing!" It's not like you even have to have a super advanced sense of humor at the basis of a song parody, man. Weird Al has been doing well with puns for 30 years.
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Never mind.
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EmmyOk posted:I've never listened to the fplus sings but I might now It's a super great episode, do it!
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The "How to get a girl to lift you" reading in Lift and Carry is amazing. Legendary goofs flying everywhere.
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Thank you kindly. Also, holy loving poo poo. I never actually took the time to read much of this guy's content. From the two episodes, I was picturing this guy as a pathetic, lonely, self-important idiot that was still mostly harmless at the end of the day. But then I see stuff like his bat-poo poo political screeds and violent attitudes toward sexuality, and suddenly the picture becomes much darker.
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gecs posted:Thank you kindly. Did you miss his creepy-rear end newsletter to a girl he once kinda knew?
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Did you miss his creepy-rear end newsletter to a girl he once kinda knew? Most of that came across to me as "pathetic, obsessive dumb-rear end who can't take a loving hint". It wasn't at the levels of women getting their heads cut off or sentenced to sexual slavery, though.
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RyokoTK posted:It's a super great episode, do it! PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY gecs posted:Thank you kindly. Someone in the PYF claims to have gone to school with him, granted it could be stdh.txt but they describe him as exactly as creepy and threatening as a guy who makes wiki entires about girls he talked to a decade ago would be.
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The main thing I remember about F Plus Sings is that "Helping first to myself then others indeed" is the most awkward sentence structure I've ever heard.
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I'm a warrior! I gently caress off the door!!!
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Guy Mann posted:PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY L E T M E H E A R Y O U H O L L E R
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I'll remit you~~~
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I said something similar about the lizardman episode but Dozerfleet is probably my favorite internet craziness. It's so in-depth but at the end of the day utterly harmless. Some crazies like money moms or unschoolers are obviously fun to mock but they're really awful people at the end of the day. Dozerfleet is so wonderfully benign and poo poo, if he's happy writing this word salad who cares?
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I dunno if benign is the right word for the stalkery obsession, right wing ranting, fear of sex, and fascination with excessive violence. Maybe more like impotent.
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