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CommonShore posted:Beauty and the Beast. No-one's a dick like Gaston, Deserves a kick like Gaston, Nobody makes you incredibly sick like Gaston! (I'm especially good at mansplaining!) My, what a oval office, that Gaston!
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twistedmentat posted:Also Japan is a pretty loving racist country. Hence the appeal to the tweet poster. Also, anyone who uses the phrase "TRUE Americans" has no valid opinions.
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This guy I have on facebook posted this: which I found annoying, but I wasn't sure if it was annoying by itself or just because he is an annoying person, so I ended up looking at some of his greatest hits that I may as well re-post here.         (That single Like there is his wife.) LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 01:52 on May 25, 2016 |
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May 25, 2016 01:50
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The strictest, most fundamentalist Muslim I personally know is Japanese. His parents were native Japanese citizens but worked in one of the Soviet -stans(I forget which one off the top of my head) and converted there, and he was raised part there and part in Japan.
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:The strictest, most fundamentalist Muslim I personally know is Japanese. His parents were native Japanese citizens but worked in one of the Soviet -stans(I forget which one off the top of my head) and converted there, and he was raised part there and part in Japan. That reminds me, isn't it widely believed that Kim Jong-il was born somewhere in the Soviet Union or Russia?
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This guy I have on facebook posted this: I went from, "yeah, that's a little obnoxious, but processed foods are generally cheaper than their healthier alternatives, and at least he admits he's too lazy to make his own healthy food," to, "gently caress you, you lazy, miserable, piece of trash. Oh you're a veteran too, good for you. I'm so happy that you choose to claim your opinions as 'someone who enlisted,' so that your awfulness gets associated with everyone else who chose to serve, in some sort of appeal to authority that is just loving flaccid. You're so far up your own rear end that you're in danger of choking on your loving head." He's like a perfect storm of obnoxious, every single thing he could do to piss me off, he nails. At least only his wife is giving him 'pity likes' on some of his worst stuff
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May 25, 2016 03:51
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I stared into the abyss and it farted into my eye.   
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There seems to be a bunch of stories all over this forum of fat, lazy, entitled arsehole military people. I am not military myself, (never served, never will), but I don't understand it. I thought the military was supposed to beat that poo poo out of you, and give you discipline, and physical fitness etc. lovely political opinions aside, how do fat lazy entitled people survive in the army/navy/whatever? Surely if the military lifestyle wouldn't harden them up, then the other people in their platoon or whatever would get tired of their poo poo very quickly and sort them out.
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BrigadierSensible posted:There seems to be a bunch of stories all over this forum of fat, lazy, entitled arsehole military people. What do you think happens when you tell a large group of people, regardless of performance or merit, that every single one of them are heroes deserving of complete admiration and respect? It's the same thing that would happen to anyone who is constantly told how great they are by everyone they meet solely on the basis of Being A Thing. As for "sorting them out", it's the same reason lazy shifters get by in any number of large organizations. It's a beauracracy. Personal accountability for anything is low (unless scapegoat is needed for something). Nobody cares so much that you aren't pulling your weight as long as you aren't directly making their life harder. It's easier to ignore you or make you someone else's problem. In short: nobody gives a gently caress. The only time the hammer really comes down is if someone is loving up in combat situations repeatedly. But most military members don't perform a combat role, and those who do and aren't hacking it can be just transferred into truck driving to keep loving up there instead. Meme Poker Party has a new favorite as of 05:35 on May 25, 2016 |
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Chomp8645 posted:As for "sorting them out", it's the same reason lazy shifters get by in any number of large organizations. It's a beauracracy. Personal accountability for anything is low (unless scapegoat is needed for something). Nobody cares so much that you aren't pulling your weight as long as you aren't directly making their life harder. It's easier to ignore you or make you someone else's problem. In short: nobody gives a gently caress. The only time the hammer really comes down is if someone is loving up in combat situations repeatedly. But most military members don't perform a combat role, and those who do and aren't hacking it can be just transferred into truck driving to keep loving up there instead. Also to no one's surprise nepotism runs deep in the military and a lot of people get into positions they really shouldn't have, and wield power over people they shouldn't solely because they know a guy or are family.
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I don't think I've ever once met a teenager who actually thought they "knew everything".
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chitoryu12 posted:I don't think I've ever once met a teenager who actually thought they "knew everything". Seriously? I mean, I definitely had periods in my teens where I thought I knew everything, especially because I had access to the internet. The internet makes you stupid.
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I got given an actual, street sign-quality version of that for Christmas from my aunt about five years ago. I would've been 18-19. I was a dead-quiet (for reasons of having nothing I'd really want to talk to family about), humble full-time student that only ever left home to go to school/university at the time, and wouldn't get a job that allowed me to move out until this year. But it strikes me as a bad gift for basically anyone, if not even worse when my parents decided it would be fun to hang it up in the daily path of my little sister who struggles to hold a consistent job due to depression.
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chitoryu12 posted:I don't think I've ever once met a teenager who actually thought they "knew everything". I didn't know everything. But i sure did believe i knew everything worth knowing (and i said those exact words a couple times)
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May 25, 2016 07:47
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When I was a teenager, I swore I would grow up remembering what it was like, and not end up as one of those judgmental adults how think teenagers are shitbags. I still remember that and I hate teenagers now.
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I'm assuming people who post "dambnabit kids these days" stuff were in fact little shits growing up. Just like people who post those "don't be bad in relationship" posts are horrible SOs.
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May 25, 2016 08:57
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was a teenager, I swore I would grow up remembering what it was like, and not end up as one of those judgmental adults how think teenagers are shitbags. Yeah, I remember what I was like as a teenager, and I'm 100% certain that if I got in a time machine and went back and met teenage me, I would hate him. Teenagers are the worst.
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I'm also pretty biased because I work in a zoo gift shop and we're getting 500+ teenagers with no supervision let loose each day right now and holy poo poo, do they ever gently caress things up. Give 50 teenagers 5 minutes in a gift shop and it will look like it was slammed by Hurricane Katrina.
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May 25, 2016 09:32
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quote:gently caress YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.
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Tiggum posted:Yeah, I remember what I was like as a teenager, and I'm 100% certain that if I got in a time machine and went back and met teenage me, I would hate him. Teenagers are the worst. I believe that's true of everyone. If you aren't at least a bit embarrassed by yourself at 14, you are either unconscious or still 14.
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chitoryu12 posted:I don't think I've ever once met a teenager who actually thought they "knew everything". Getting mad at teenagers for that poo poo is ridiculous and petty but... did you talk to any other teenagers when you were that age? They can be some arrogant mother fuckers once they get involved in their first few life philosophies. I know I sure as hell was. I mean most wouldn't claim to "know everything" but the statement isn't supposed to be taken literally
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This is amazing. Armbands of any type during an interview would probably get a rejection letter to be fair.
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DemeaninDemon posted:This is amazing. Armbands of any type during an interview would probably get a rejection letter to be fair. The fact that you think it's any different from religious wear is the most vile fursecution. Would you tell someone they couldn't wear their yarmulke or hijab to an interview? Actually there's probably no shortage of potential employers where that's unfortunately good advice. 
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You have a fair point comparing brony band to a religious garment. Though I'm all for persecution of furries and dudes who want to hump ponies. Now I'm picturing some short, greasy fat dude in cargo shorts, fedora, ill-fitting sport coat, and a brony arm band. Thanks rear end in a top hat. Islam is the Lite Rock FM has a new favorite as of 11:14 on May 25, 2016 |
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Gridlocked posted:drat why are so many people paranoid that drug companies are out to vacuum all their money away by selling them dodgy treatments; or worse to infect them with evil diseases so they can then sell them back the dodgy treatments. They probably believe drug companies are up to evil super science for profit like the Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Getting mad at teenagers for that poo poo is ridiculous and petty but... did you talk to any other teenagers when you were that age? They can be some arrogant mother fuckers once they get involved in their first few life philosophies. I know I sure as hell was. I mean most wouldn't claim to "know everything" but the statement isn't supposed to be taken literally I usually heard "I'm smarter than most adults I know" as the version of "know everything" when I was that age.
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I want this to be fake very badly
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cash crab posted:I want this to be fake very badly With Bronies, nothing is fake.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I usually heard "I'm smarter than most adults I know" as the version of "know everything" when I was that age. It isn't very hard for this to be true considering most adults haven't learned anything since high school and didn't know much then, either.
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Kit Walker posted:It isn't very hard for this to be true considering most adults haven't learned anything since high school and didn't know much then, either. Good thing we goons are the exception to this am I right fellas?
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what program do people use to grab posts off facebook? e:  A friend shared a link to the page "Illuminati Killers" and I got this mildly interesting thing. It's been a while since I listened to anything by NWA but I don't remember them talking about the new world order very often, and I'm pretty sure they were big on the money and demeaning women thing. So far a total of 3 people liked it. and thanks for the tip, turns out the imgur extension lets me screencap just part of the screen mmj has a new favorite as of 16:57 on May 25, 2016 |
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mmj posted:what program do people use to grab posts off facebook? Social Fixer is the name hiding one but I just take screenshots.
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I've seen this before but I get equally angry every time.
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Cleretic posted:I got given an actual, street sign-quality version of that for Christmas from my aunt about five years ago. I would've been 18-19. It's idiotic because the same generation going "well back in our day..." and such relating to stuff like that are the reason that today's youth can't easily do those things. Youth unemployment is just ludicrous right now, entry level positions are drat hard to find, minimum wage is garbage, and the rent goes up every year. But you know, it's teenagers' fault.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I usually heard "I'm smarter than most adults I know" as the version of "know everything" when I was that age. Considering how many adults are anti-vaxxers, Trump voters, or sovereign citizens, I wouldn't be surprised if there are plenty of teenagers out there who are smarter than a lot of adults. My company got two high school students through a public school internship program and they've had a better drive and performance in the office than many of the adults who have come and gone over the years here. There's a whole lot of incredibly stupid adults. I think it's more like teenagers are at the age where they're starting to realize that their parents and authority figures aren't necessarily right about everything and begin questioning their decisions and knowledge.
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oldpainless posted:Good thing we goons are the exception to this am I right fellas? Excuse me, the term is "man-children."
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chitoryu12 posted:I think it's more like teenagers are at the age where they're starting to realize that their parents and authority figures aren't necessarily right about everything and begin questioning their decisions and knowledge. More like teenagers get a little knowledge, but don't have the wisdom or experience to use that knowledge. Proof they know everything - the knowledge that getting a roommate helps with bills and is a fiscally sound solution. Proof they know nothing - all the terrible roommates everyone has in their 20's.
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mmj posted:what program do people use to grab posts off facebook? Link him to this 80's rap pioneer: LL Cool J-Jenny Got a Big Ol' Butt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84LUpG6ieis
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