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Scylo posted:I think informal might be the biggest winner out of this debate 51 (-2) cock and balls, 49 (+2) informal
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May 29, 2016 11:12
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So it sounds like this leaders debate is really dire?
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May 29, 2016 11:12
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Social Media savvy high tech people smuggler, ey Malcolm?
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May 29, 2016 11:15
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What does using social media have to do with stopping the boats????
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May 29, 2016 11:16
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Oh my god, enough with the
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May 29, 2016 11:17
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gently caress me, malc that's some pretty terrible dog whistling right there, as if people fleeing war are keeping up with our lovely loving political dialogue, most Australians loving aren't.
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May 29, 2016 11:17
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HACKING FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS SMUGGLING PEOPLE RETWEETING TEWRRORISTS
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May 29, 2016 11:17
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Bill representing KFC with all these zingers
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May 29, 2016 11:19
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Shorten is flustering the gently caress out of Turnbull. Wow.
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May 29, 2016 11:19
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DancingShade posted:Simple. You hire one overseas student who is desperate for cash and make whatever they are willing to work for (wages competitive back in mainland China for example) the new standard.
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May 29, 2016 11:19
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Finally here is the climate change question they answered earlier
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May 29, 2016 11:19
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"When it comes to the difference between you and me, Mr Turnbull, the difference is that I genuinely lead my party, but your party generally leads you" "When it comes to the difference between you and me, Mr Turnbull, the difference is that I genuinely lead my party, but your party generally leads you" "When it comes to the difference between you and me, Mr Turnbull, the difference is that I genuinely lead my party, but your party generally leads you" "When it comes to the difference between you and me, Mr Turnbull, the difference is that I genuinely lead my party, but your party generally leads you" SNAP
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May 29, 2016 11:20
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Bill should just focus solely on zingers, those are the only memorable moments
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May 29, 2016 11:20
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Zenithe posted:There is a poster up at my workplace about shift bidding coming soon. Probably. Instead of a fixed roster, they list the available shifts and it's up to you to request them, or you type in the hours you want to work and it spits out a roster that roughly matches your request. Whether that is a good thing or not depends on the type job, the hours you like to work, and whether there are enough shifts to go around. You can probably came up with more situations of it loving you over more often than not. Tokamak fucked around with this message at 11:24 on May 29, 2016 |
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May 29, 2016 11:21
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The Shorten Zingers just won't stop!
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May 29, 2016 11:22
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5 more weeks of these uninspiring dipshits, gently caress
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May 29, 2016 11:29
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tithin posted:So it sounds like this leaders debate is really dire? less of a debate, more of spouting off bullshit talking points. little interaction between the two except for shorten dropping zingers.
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May 29, 2016 11:32
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This wasn't really a debate, more of a joint conference, anything held at the press club is automatically poo poo. The first debate was better because actual people were there rather than these Fairfax and Murdoch drones trying 'written-on-a-napkin' gotcha questions. It doesn't work, the politician will avoid it to spout pre-script every single time. Shorten had the natural advantage here because Turnbull plays the Press Club game like a vinyl record. Shorten can just drop zingers all day to bring attention to how robotic the whole thing is.
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May 29, 2016 11:35
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Scylo posted:Bill should just focus solely on zingers, those are the only memorable moments ShoeFly posted:The Shorten Zingers just won't stop! ...Didn't Shaun Micallef say just last week that Shorten should bring back the zingers? Holy poo poo, I think we're at a point where a political comedy show is a major leading force in political discourse. And not even in the Colbert way where it's how most people are listening to it.
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May 29, 2016 11:55
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Young Labor should get on the dank meme train, and do some Bill and KFC Zinger burger mashups.
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May 29, 2016 12:07
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Tokamak posted:Young Labor should get on the dank meme train, and do some Bill and KFC Zinger burger mashups. someone is way ahead of you 
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May 29, 2016 12:48
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If my Prime Minister had the ability to spawn unlimited chicken burgers then he would win every election. "Say there, I know your concerned about refugees but...you look kind of hungry. HUNGRY FOR SOME ZINGERS!" *burgers launch from sleeves into voters mouths*
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May 29, 2016 12:51
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Anidav's poor taste in burgers makes him an easy vote to buy.
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May 29, 2016 13:04
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Anidav posted:If my Prime Minister had the ability to spawn unlimited chicken burgers then he would win every election. I want to live in this world. Burger God Bill Shorten. It'd also explain that conversation he had about lettuce a few months back - he was just trying to find the right lettuce to use in the burgers.
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May 29, 2016 13:08
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Can't beat that taste!
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May 29, 2016 13:09
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*Speaker tries to dismiss Prime Minister under 94A* *launches zinger into mouth before words are spoken* *continues calling Opposition Leader Morrison a quarter pounder of bullshit*
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May 29, 2016 13:10
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Anidav posted:If my Prime Minister had the ability to spawn unlimited chicken burgers then he would win every election. Except the burgers are made from asylum seekers.
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May 29, 2016 13:16
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but ... that's not how it's supposed to work
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May 29, 2016 13:17
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The Narrator posted:Except the burgers are made from asylum seekers. Secret herbs and spices.
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May 29, 2016 13:19
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Mr Turnbull thinks Australia is a Happymeal but tax cuts don't give you the toy. They give you the receipt.
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May 29, 2016 13:21
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Wicked Left Wings
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May 29, 2016 13:22
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The truth is that you cannot have drumsticks and wings without herbs and spices and my policy is that herbs and spices should be funded, regardless of your postcode and delivered to your door at high speed. That is why Labor is proposing FTTP. Feed them the Poultry.
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May 29, 2016 13:23
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Anidav you better not organise the next Brisgoon meet in a KFC.
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May 29, 2016 13:30
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100 Positive Poultries
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May 29, 2016 13:36
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CrazyTolradi posted:Anidav you better not organise the next Brisgoon meet in a KFC. I can promise you and indeed everyday Australians that a Labor Government will not privatize Goonmeets.
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May 29, 2016 13:51
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What the gently caress was that debate? It was as informative or as interesting as getting two pamphlets in the mail.
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May 29, 2016 13:58
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:What the gently caress was that debate? It was as informative or as interesting as getting two pamphlets in the mail.
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