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Iron Crowned posted:I saw it on TV about a year ago, and I guess the previous time I saw it, I didn't know what a stripper was, because Will Smith's wife was a stripper in that movie. The best part of that is how she's a stripper has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the movie.
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muscles like this? posted:The best part of that is how she's a stripper has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the movie. Well, how else was she supposed to see the news report?
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muscles like this? posted:The best part of that is how she's a stripper has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the movie. It's so you don't feel bad when her stripper friends get vaporized atop the US Bank Tower
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Jun 1, 2016 15:14
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It's so you don't feel bad when her stripper friends get vaporized atop the US Bank Tower Her stripper friend was the better character. Goddammit, now I feel like I have to watch ID4 again.
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Davros1 posted:Her stripper friend was the better character. I remember that actress of being one of the only bright spots of the loving dire Saved by the Bell College Years.
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Iron Crowned posted:I saw it on TV about a year ago, and I guess the previous time I saw it, I didn't know what a stripper was, because Will Smith's wife was a stripper in that movie. And since Vivica Fox just dances in a bikini, in an empty club, you never would. muscles like this? posted:The best part of that is how she's a stripper has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the movie. It mattered because Steven Hiller wanted to be an astronaut really bad, but he couldn't do that with a stripper wife! It only took most of the population being killed in order for him to fulfill his dream!
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Doctor Butts posted:And since Vivica Fox just dances in a bikini, in an empty club, you never would. Well, it was an accurate representation of day shift
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It's worse than that. Everybody is gearing up for a flight mission to fight the thousands of ships carrying millions of aliens that are currently destroying the planet. Most major cities in the world are gone. All the characters are hiding out in Area 51, where another alien just killed Data from Star Trek. And yet everyone still scoffs at Randy Quaid for suggesting that he saw aliens once a few years ago. These aliens don't seem interested in our buttholes, though.
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Byzantine posted:These aliens don't seem interested in our buttholes, though. Their loss
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BBC Radio did a spinoff of Independence Day called Independence Day UK which begins as a parody of the War of the Worlds broadcast with Patrick Moore commenting on the alien arrival, and the second part is about the British pilots briefly seen in the movie. Peter Serafinowicz does one of the voices. I always listen to it on July 4.
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What would Bill Pullman have done if Earth fought back on Bastille Day?
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Today we celebrate the Fifth of November! ::Pullman puts on Guy Fawkes mask::
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It is said Festivus is a time for airing of grievances. And we have grievances with those alien bastards! ::Pilots cheer around a metal pole::
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Doctor Butts posted:It mattered because Steven Hiller wanted to be an astronaut really bad, but he couldn't do that with a stripper wife!
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Casimir Radon posted:As it turns out you can drive cross-country wearing a diaper to kidnap a romantic rifle and be an astronaut. I didn't know that rifles were romantic
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Doctor Butts posted:It mattered because Steven Hiller wanted to be an astronaut really bad, but he couldn't do that with a stripper wife! Except they weren't married when he got rejected so it was just because he had a stripper girlfriend.
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Iron Crowned posted:I didn't know that rifles were romantic Don't be such a hoplophobe. If we marry our guns, then OBAMA! or HITLERY!  can't take them away from us.
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Lastdancer posted:Still miffed they didn't bring back Mae Whitman.
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This was not at all what I thought the Monster Trucks movie was going to be, but I'll take it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQrj2M-2Uiw
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Tars Tarkas posted:This was not at all what I thought the Monster Trucks movie was going to be, but I'll take it! I honestly can't decide whether I like it or not.
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Jack Gladney posted:What would Bill Pullman have done if Earth fought back on Bastille Day? poo poo, that would have been pretty great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g THE DAY OF GLORY HAS COME!
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Tars Tarkas posted:It is said Festivus is a time for airing of grievances. And we have grievances with those alien bastards! ::Pilots cheer around a metal pole:: At least then the stripper girlfriend would make more sense.
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Tars Tarkas posted:This was not at all what I thought the Monster Trucks movie was going to be, but I'll take it! I bet Universal is mad that they stole the plot to Fast and Furious 9.
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Doctor Butts posted:I cried during the Independence Day speech. Come on now, it wasn't that bad. Jack Gladney posted:What would Bill Pullman have done if Earth fought back on Bastille Day? It's a shame Mel Brooks is no longer directing. I would have liked to see Yom Kippur.
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The Logan's Run remake is apparently still on with a newly announced screenwriter. Although he's supposed to be working off a previous treatment that was turned in during the period in which Bryan Singer was supposed to be directing it. Supposedly this version is going to hew closer to the original novel which had the crystal going off at 21 and not 30.
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Oh good, another movie of late-teen/early-20s actors struggling against unfair societal systems through direct violence. I look forward to the intensely bland white people with no chemistry cast as romantic leads.
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Logan's Run is still being produced by Simon Kinberg, who turns everything he touches to garbage, and Joel Silver, who hasn't been relevant since the 90s.
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muscles like this? posted:The Logan's Run remake is apparently still on with a newly announced screenwriter. Although he's supposed to be working off a previous treatment that was turned in during the period in which Bryan Singer was supposed to be directing it. Supposedly this version is going to hew closer to the original novel which had the crystal going off at 21 and not 30. Is Ryan Gosling still attached? Although I guess they could always make him the old guy they find on the surface.
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Gosling was only attached when it was a Nicolas Winding Refn joint. That was like 2 or 3 iterations ago.
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Renoistic posted:I honestly can't decide whether I like it or not. It looks pretty not terrible for a kids' movie.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Oh good, another movie of late-teen/early-20s actors struggling against unfair societal systems through direct violence. I look forward to the intensely bland white people with no chemistry cast as romantic leads. Maybe they'll try for the g rating and full frontal nudity of the original.
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Tars Tarkas posted:This was not at all what I thought the Monster Trucks movie was going to be, but I'll take it! I just posted this trailer in another thread, but holy poo poo, I LOVE this trailer. The description said it was a CGI fest so I assumed Speed Racer with trucks. Fuuuuuuuuck no, the reality is so much better. If this came out when I was a kid I would be completely obsessed with it.
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bring back old gbs posted:I just posted this trailer in another thread, but holy poo poo, I LOVE this trailer. The description said it was a CGI fest so I assumed Speed Racer with trucks. Fuuuuuuuuck no, the reality is so much better. If this came out when I was a kid I would be completely obsessed with it. That looks incredibly mediocre, sorry.
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bring back old gbs posted:If this came out when I was a kid I would be completely obsessed with it. If this came out when you were a kid I would have dunked your head in a loving toilet, sorry man
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Improbable Lobster posted:That looks incredibly mediocre, sorry.
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