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Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER

This army is cringeworthy every time I see it, but I can respect the original owner for getting rid of it.

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Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.
Respect nothin', it was probably the result of a restraining order.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007
That's not even appropriate basing for KoW.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
The guys at my FLGS are claiming it's for his daughter. I corrected them.

Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice
I thought you were cool, Alessio

:commissar:

Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER

lokipunk posted:

That's not even appropriate basing for KoW.

That's because it's a Bretonnian army for Warhammer.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Lord Hypnostache posted:

That's because it's a Bretonnian army for Warhammer.

I was going to make a joke about this but then I came across the fan developed MLP army module on dakka. :smith:

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~


And this sorta owns, with the subtlety turned down all the way to 0

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
He has an entire pre-heresy army like this:



Might actually be 12 though

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





It's so dumb it goes into :krad: mode.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



He drilled his barrels, I can find no fault.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

It's so dumb it goes into :krad: mode.

teh base it what seals it for me

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

BULBASAUR posted:

He has an entire pre-heresy army like this:



Might actually be 12 though

Where do those 12yos keep getting money for hams

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



JcDent posted:

Where do those 12yos keep getting money for hams
Same way I got things at that age:

Pestering their parents.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Zereth posted:

Same way I got things at that age:

Pestering their parents.

If my kid is or wants to do painting or something mechanically engaging I just loving buy it. Who cares. I'd rather buy my kid an army of overpriced plastic that actually excites him, let's him be in a community of peers and exercises a bit of thought blah blah then buy some slightly newer phone or laptop or whatever for myself before I really need it. I'd imagine a lot of other lower-middle class parents would to. They're so happy when they make something :)

Even if it looks like hot garbage animal poo poo that died of ugliness and went to art hell which is almost all of it.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
Better to literally buy your kids heroin than anything from Genes Workshop.

I mean you're supposed to be the parent, protecting them from harm, but instead you're an enabler.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Colonial Air Force posted:

Better to literally buy your kids heroin than anything from Genes Workshop.

I mean you're supposed to be the parent, protecting them from harm, but instead you're an enabler.

Thank christ there is a staggering amount of people who buy poo poo, never paint it, get mad and sell it second hand.

It's like buying one of those super cute dogs that's bred unethically from a rescue. Best of both worlds. (In this metaphor the weird social issues of the warham community is represented by the health issues of buying a pug)

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Thank christ there is a staggering amount of people who buy poo poo, never paint it, get mad and sell it second hand.

It's like buying one of those super cute dogs that's bred unethically from a rescue. Best of both worlds. (In this metaphor the weird social issues of the warham community is represented by the health issues of buying a pug)

i like you, come to the death thread

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Harvey Mantaco posted:

let's him be in a community of peers and exercises a bit of thought 

And what a community it is.

Man I remember when I used to spend all my weekends in the tiny games workshop near our place. Just milling about and watching people play because I was wayyy too poor to ever have my own army.

(NO, 5 EUROS PER MONTH WAS NOT ENOUGH POCKET MONEY, MOM :argh:)

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Thank christ there is a staggering amount of people who buy poo poo, never paint it, get mad and sell it second hand.

It's like buying one of those super cute dogs that's bred unethically from a rescue. Best of both worlds. (In this metaphor the weird social issues of the warham community is represented by the health issues of buying a pug)

The concept of buying models full-price from GW is frankly baffling to me.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


There is/was a place near me where the tables for their games were made entirely out of official GW terrain. That's even more baffling. At least people could be buying models full priced from their local shop to support it. No reason anyone should only play with official GW terrain.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Skellybones posted:

The concept of buying models full-price from GW is frankly baffling to me.

I bought full price from GW a couple of months ago because ebay auctions for the same stuff were going for more than retail.

Brewsuke
Jan 8, 2014
I typically buy from a local game store because the dude is a pretty cool guy, but his selection isn't the best, so I've transitioned to searching eBay for Warhammer stuff.

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Len posted:

There is/was a place near me where the tables for their games were made entirely out of official GW terrain. That's even more baffling. At least people could be buying models full priced from their local shop to support it. No reason anyone should only play with official GW terrain.

You don't have to use it, but GW had some great terrain. The majority of the WFB stuff was spectacular. Excepting the Sector Imperalis stuff, GW was doing really well on terrain prior to AoS.

Also, as a store, it's a lot easier to grab something off the shelf than to rely on your local neckbeards to make and bring in good terrain.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
GW's terrain is by and large really nice, and most of it (excepting a number of the AoS kits) is priced fairly consistently with other terrain in its scale. As for a store using exclusively GW terrain, some stores are given GW product like that to do games with, and sometimes they'll sell the terrain at cost to the people who make the terrain for the store, or work some other kind of deal out. I did a bit of that at a game store in Boston a few years ago.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
GW gave the FLGS I worked in that really nice small gaming board when they released rules for Warhammer skirmish back in like 2003. That board kicked rear end.

Floppychop
Mar 30, 2012

From the depths of ebay.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hell yeah

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!

SRM posted:

I forget that I follow Dakka on Facebook but I get these autogenerated posts that make it worth it:


Sects and the Titti

Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice

Floppychop posted:

From the depths of ebay.



Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mp5 posted:

Sects and the Titti

I have to wonder why it says "citie fight" and not "titti fight"

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Iron Crowned posted:

I have to wonder why it says "citie fight" and not "titti fight"

We have come full circle.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Iron Crowned posted:

I have to wonder why it says "citie fight" and not "titti fight"

Sheep in the Big Titti

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010
From Facebook, with a stream of comments complaining about censorship and prudes. Saying things like "Oh I guess these prudes think the statue of David is porn too?"
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/SV9dYrB.jpg :nws:

More pics here censored and un-censored available.

PyroDwarf fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jun 9, 2016

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He must be pretty deep in the fetish dungeon. I don't think you get ball hooks until level 10.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Also, if the dribble wasn't there, and he was just giving birth out of his cock, that would be better.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Well, I like that the marines are winning decisevelly, but that isn't a keeper of secrets...

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME
I don't know if anyone could help me, but I have a question someone may be able to answer.

When I was a kid I remember reading/looking at this book which covered painting miniatures, but they were very specific ones it seemed. I think it was from the late 70's or very early 80's, because I was reading it in the late 80's and it was old then. It seemed sort of Warhammer-ey because there were a LOT of checker patterns and stuff, and I thought that's Warhammer's shtick? Anyway it covered making fake cliffs or coasts with cork, and had a lot of weird flying air boat things. Not zeppelins, more magical than that, they sort of looked like normal boats but were flying in the air. There were also wizards I believe, I don't know about any green orc types though.

Anyway, does anyone have any idea what the hell I might be talking about? :confused:

This has been bugging me for years, I'd love to see that book again.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

goatface posted:

He must be pretty deep in the fetish dungeon. I don't think you get ball hooks until level 10.

Oglaf has what you need.

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/JLPsNwy.jpg:nws:

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is the reference I was going for.

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