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LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Dienes posted:

So bananas emit methane when they rot in a landfill, but don't emit methane if they rot in a compost heap or on a platform for birds to peck at.

No you don't understand, landfills are worse because modern landfills either torch off the methane, turning it into water and CO2, or even worse, get collected, piped, and used to make electricity. HORRIBLE! Much better to let it off gas at home, naturally, because of nature.

The shoe polishing thing is especially bad. Yeah, help rot your shoes more quickly, but trust me they'll look shiny for like half a day.

Speaking of shoe polishing, there are a bunch or horrendous hacks for that. Unfortunately I'm phone posting so I can't find any.

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stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011
Camping Lifehacks Part XXXVI: Return of the Shoe Organizer

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

stefania_r posted:

Camping Lifehacks Part XXXVI: Return of the Shoe Organizer



What if my head doesn't fit in the water jug headlamp?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

stefania_r posted:

Camping Lifehacks Part XXXVI: Return of the Shoe Organizer



I'm the "Fire Paste"

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Save five dollars by not buying ice! I do that because frozen water bottles last several days.

Save no dollars by using a different type of store-bought light!

Save no dollars by using a different type of store-bought sleeping pad!

Save...what? What the hell is a camp kitchen?

Save five dollars by filling egg cartons with dryer lint and wax instead of purpose-made ethanol paste! I do this because they make excellent fire starters that last 20+ minutes.

Save...what? Who the hell carries around a special container for their rear end paper?

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm the "Fire Paste"

Fire paste is a thing:
https://www.rei.com/product/626906/coghlans-fire-paste

But it's like the most goofy form of fire starter. It's moderately better than lighter fluid since you can't spill it, but...jesus people just learn how to use tinder properly.

Water jug + headlamp sucks.

Shoe organizer = :wtc:

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



LogisticEarth posted:

Fire paste is a thing:
https://www.rei.com/product/626906/coghlans-fire-paste

But it's like the most goofy form of fire starter. It's moderately better than lighter fluid since you can't spill it, but...jesus people just learn how to use tinder properly.

Water jug + headlamp sucks.

Shoe organizer = :wtc:

Is the shoe organizer for....like.....spatulas and wooden spoons and knives and forks and poo poo? Because that's the only thing I can see it being useful for.

I've given serious thought to getting one of those collapsible camp kitchen things because it would be super helpful in terms of washing the dishes etc but we just use a folding plastic table. I keep worrying that the Coleman stove will melt said table it it hasn't happened yet!

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Shoe organiser and camp kitchen do totally different things. Expensive sleeping mats however are a billion times better than lovely airbeds.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Sleeping mats are good for soft, level ground, but if you're on uneven ground with roots or rocks everywhere, they suck balls.

Still, they are much lighter and take up much less room than most airmattresses and that's pretty much the deciding quality when it comes to picking what gear I take when I go camping.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Kwyndig posted:

Ah yes, the good old anarchists cookbook. Half the things in there didn't work, and the other half left out important steps that would keep things from blowing up in your face :D

When I found a copy of that I looked up some random, uh, recipes and they were all about killing small animals which totally bummed me out :anarchists:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

stefania_r posted:

Camping Lifehacks Part XXXVI: Return of the Shoe Organizer



im a fire starter

homemade fire starter

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Alaois posted:

im a fire starter

homemade fire starter

paste! paste! paste!

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

The Moon Monster posted:

When I found a copy of that I looked up some random, uh, recipes and they were all about killing small animals which totally bummed me out :anarchists:

lifehack: kill small animals and consume their bodies

E: walla

titties has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Jun 3, 2016

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Honestly at this point I doubt you could find an original unaltered copy of the cookbook since people have been making their own changes since shortly after it started distributing over the internet. That said, if you wanted to live off the grid, you're going to have to eat squirrel.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Who has a coffee can?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I do, why, do you need to go?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

AlbieQuirky posted:

Who has a coffee can?

Americans? Here, coffee comes in bags.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Kwyndig posted:

Honestly at this point I doubt you could find an original unaltered copy of the cookbook since people have been making their own changes since shortly after it started distributing over the internet. That said, if you wanted to live off the grid, you're going to have to eat squirrel.
Well, the Library of Congress has one. Who knows, maybe it's on Google Books.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jerry Cotton posted:

Americans? Here, coffee comes in bags.

God drat, Canada. It's time to admit you have a problem.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Jerry Cotton is Finnish.

I think.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Life hack: turn your empty coffee bags into ???

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Something something come on bags.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Jerry Cotton posted:

Americans? Here, coffee comes in bags.

We have both here :patriot: but I don't know anyone under 75 who buys coffee in a can.

I love Tom of Finland merch. Hunky pornotopia turned into advertising is best.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I've had a can of chicory coffee sitting in my cupboard for like three years, ever since my neighbors went to New Orleans and gave it to me as a thank you for watching their cats while they were gone. I tried it once and didn't particularly like it, but I feel bad throwing it away.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Crow Jane posted:

I've had a can of chicory coffee sitting in my cupboard for like three years, ever since my neighbors went to New Orleans and gave it to me as a thank you for watching their cats while they were gone. I tried it once and didn't particularly like it, but I feel bad throwing it away.

That is like a worse thank you gift than nothing. I hope their cats were at least nice. Getting to watch nice cats is its own reward.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Kwyndig posted:

That is like a worse thank you gift than nothing. I hope their cats were at least nice. Getting to watch nice cats is its own reward.

They also gave me a box of beignet mix, so I have no beef whatsoever with them. And yeah, the cats were very nice.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g6Q7RmxG0I

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

Something something come on bags.



I am afraid to google this and discover it isn't real.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



Using paint cans is a great way to contaminate your charcoal!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Gorilla Salad posted:

Sleeping mats are good for soft, level ground, but if you're on uneven ground with roots or rocks everywhere, they suck balls.

Still, they are much lighter and take up much less room than most airmattresses and that's pretty much the deciding quality when it comes to picking what gear I take when I go camping.

Also, cheap air mattresses are incredibly lovely because just about anything (including not getting on slowly and carefully) will cause them to leak air. We got a cheap one once when a hotel room lacked an extra bed and it would leak almost completely empty by morning without fail.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bongwizzard posted:

I am afraid to google this and discover it isn't real.

It's real.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Crow Jane posted:

They also gave me a box of beignet mix, so I have no beef whatsoever with them. And yeah, the cats were very nice.
They bought you coffee cut with a garbage weed and a box of flour. Some gifts.

I kid, chicory coffee is pretty awesome for being originally for a poor-as-dirt situation. But beignet mix is the most expensive box of flour and baking soda someone could ever buy though.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I'd never had beignets before that, and probably never would have if they hadn't given me the mix. poo poo was tasty.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
The best anarchist cookbook

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

walrusman posted:

Save five dollars by not buying ice! I do that because frozen water bottles last several days.

Save no dollars by using a different type of store-bought light!

Save no dollars by using a different type of store-bought sleeping pad!

Save...what? What the hell is a camp kitchen?

Save five dollars by filling egg cartons with dryer lint and wax instead of purpose-made ethanol paste! I do this because they make excellent fire starters that last 20+ minutes.

Save...what? Who the hell carries around a special container for their rear end paper?

I save money by only going on all-inclusive Glamping trips.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


walrusman posted:

Save...what? Who the hell carries around a special container for their rear end paper?
In really dry areas you can't bury your toilet paper because it doesn't really decompose. I would assume anyone facing this would just bring a couple of plastic bags, but you know, lifehacks.

Fizbin
Nov 1, 2004
Zoom!

GWBBQ posted:

In really dry areas you can't bury your toilet paper because it doesn't really decompose. I would assume anyone facing this would just bring a couple of plastic bags, but you know, lifehacks.

It's against the rules in most national parks as well.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Jerry Cotton posted:

Something something come on bags.



For when you're really thirsty. :wiggle:

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


chitoryu12 posted:

Also, cheap air mattresses are incredibly lovely because just about anything (including not getting on slowly and carefully) will cause them to leak air. We got a cheap one once when a hotel room lacked an extra bed and it would leak almost completely empty by morning without fail.

Air mattresses are also really heavy and bulky.

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