Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

RFC2324 posted:

You must have missed my pic then. Here is another so goons can see me getting fatter.



Who are these people?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

/\/\/\ actors from the Trailer Park boys, with my fiancee and i in the middle.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

oh my god you two are so cute.


:bahgawd: guy rules

Mr Lahey was the awesome part of seeing them. My fiancee knows him and is trying to get him to come to another local bar here.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Aren't those two on tour now? I'm a huge tpb fan and I'd love to see them.

If not gently caress it boys lets get drunk and smoke some hash.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

RFC2324 posted:

/\/\/\ actors from the Trailer Park boys, with my fiancee and i in the middle.

Oh, nice!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Ok Fella posted:

Aren't those two on tour now? I'm a huge tpb fan and I'd love to see them.

If not gently caress it boys lets get drunk and smoke some hash.

They are on tour, yes, and hitting dive bars at that. Tickets were 20 bucks at a metal dive bar in Ft Worth.

I thought i was gonna get shot in that neighborhood.

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

so what was the verdict, can I tell nascardad she's hot?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

so what was the verdict, can I tell nascardad she's hot?

Looks like she might cut you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

so what was the verdict, can I tell nascardad she's hot?

She's extremely hot but she might stab you so....

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

so what was the verdict, can I tell nascardad she's hot?
She might shank you if you do (or don't ?)

:argh:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I live with zero fear, I love your look nascardad!

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

mascaradad

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Man I'm great anyone in the thread hmu for more jokes cos I have a great one about Truman Capote and ghosts

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
3goons1joke

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

so what was the verdict, can I tell nascardad she's hot?

I think it's ok, I told her a couple of times and I don't think she noticed or cared. Maybe I was just making it too weird though, I think the most polite way to do it is to say "nice jugs and anus" and then send her a picture of your penis I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere.

E: I was right

EmmyOk posted:

imho the rule is if you have to think "is this a creepy thing to say?" 100% it is

"You have a nice smile" [X] - Don't be so Ted Bundy, man

"Nice jugs and anus, PMed you my dick for review" [✓] - Polite AND unisex gj

titties has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Jun 4, 2016

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

titties posted:

and then send her a picture of your penis

well drat.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I read that too! I think it was in Hamlet maybe, a Shakespeare play for sure.

e: You can just send a pic of the penis in a jar on your desk, I've been assured that counts.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009



drat, makeup goals :eyepop:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LingcodKilla posted:

She's extremely hot but she might stab you so....

That's what makes her so hot

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Rad Lieutenant posted:

That's what makes her so hot

She's gonna stab you so hard

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
this thread is super loving weird sometimes

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
Thanks for the compliments guys...but it doesn't mean all of you are not getting stabbed.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

this thread is super loving weird sometimes

Sure look as long as no one offers to carry a wheelchair bound goonette again we're doing well

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nascardad posted:

Thanks for the compliments guys...but it doesn't mean all of you are not getting stabbed.


Hey everybody! We're gonna get stabbed!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EmmyOk posted:

Sure look as long as no one offers to carry a wheelchair bound goonette again we're doing well

I wish we could relive those amazing times.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Please don't stab me :ohdear:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

I wish we could relive those amazing times.

iirc the offer to carry her came just before she was revealed to be fake which just made it perfect

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

DOOP posted:

Please don't stab me :ohdear:

deal

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
scroll down to the knife and be like:


amirite

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I am extremely jealous of your hair.

This is mine.



I've decided to just let it do what it wants for the summer. It doesn't listen to me anyway.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Crow Jane posted:

I am extremely jealous of your hair.

This is mine.



I've decided to just let it do what it wants for the summer. It doesn't listen to me anyway.

Yeah, um I'll take 1 hair please, thank u

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Yeah I have paid $300 in the past to perm my hair into that Jane

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Don't get me wrong, I like it. The first week of high humidity is always sort of a shock, though, and this is the longest my hair's been in a while. The sheer bulk of it amuses me.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Yeah that is definitely some A+ hair.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

this thread is remarkably chill for the most part, but every now and then it just gets its goon on

PYF- Post your pics II: Get your goon on, GET YOUR GOON ON!

Absurd Alhazred posted:


Hey everybody! We're gonna get stabbed!

:D

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Crow Jane posted:

I am extremely jealous of your hair.

This is mine.



I've decided to just let it do what it wants for the summer. It doesn't listen to me anyway.

I loved you in Flash Dance!

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

Crow Jane posted:

I am extremely jealous of your hair.

This is mine.



I've decided to just let it do what it wants for the summer. It doesn't listen to me anyway.

Haha don't be! That picture was taken on a day I used my friend's really expensive straighter. I'm usually rocking a jew fro.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Nascardad posted:

Haha don't be! That picture was taken on a day I used my friend's really expensive straighter. I'm usually rocking a jew fro.

The Jewfro. A hairstyle that has survived millenia of persecution. Pretty sure my grandpa's was all he had to declare on Ellis Island.

Here's mine in full-on attack mode:



It doesn't fit on my phone's portrait mode, I have to switch to landscape.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Holy

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Crow Jane posted:

The Jewfro. A hairstyle that has survived millenia of persecution. Pretty sure my grandpa's was all he had to declare on Ellis Island.

Here's mine in full-on attack mode:



It doesn't fit on my phone's portrait mode, I have to switch to landscape.

This hairdo was not uncommon in Israeli TV news back in the day.

Karmit Guy:

Sari Raz:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply