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The show jumped the shark when we didn't see Jaime's shameful Brienne boner.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:26 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 08:47 |
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So the 16 year old boy with an oversized sword and a magical animal companion just became the commander of a special military unit created to fight monsters These books are now undeniably anime.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:13 |
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boom boom boom posted:So the 16 year old boy with an oversized sword and a magical animal companion just became the commander of a special military unit created to fight monsters Lol. Just wait until literally Sephiroth shows up on Krinkle posted:I think not loving his sister anymore was an intregal part of his redemptive arc and it's baffling to have the show say incest til the end, incest forever, a thousand years incest. Appeal to tumblr. The media knows it's not about a wide, mildly interested audience anymore. You have to go after the crazy die-hards--the ones that will subscribe, evangelize, and buy merch
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:24 |
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Krinkle posted:it's baffling to have the show say incest til the end, incest forever, a thousand years incest.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 00:28 |
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Between GRRM scheduling new convention appearances, and now today he was randomly at The Strand Bookstore in NYC (the last time he randomly turned up in NY it was when Dance was done and brought to the editors), I'm starting to get the tinfoil out and thinking he might actually be nearing completion of Winds. Why is it so easy for this series to fool me.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 01:08 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The show jumped the shark when we didn't see Jaime's shameful Brienne boner. Unforgivable
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 01:31 |
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Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 01:40 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The show jumped the shark when we didn't see Jaime's shameful Brienne boner. would a show-Brienne boner even be shameful
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 02:13 |
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I watched "Me Before You". Emilia Clarke really isn't that bad an actor if you get over/accept the eyebrows. I think she's either just a bad fit for the role or that the shows writing is too bad or that Dany just sucks as a character and nobody could make Meereen entertaining
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 03:32 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:Ser Arthur Dayne, the Knightiest of Knights. Stands there and watches as his completely insane king slowly cooks a man to death while his firstborn son is strangled trying to save them both, while likely knowing full well that Lyanna ran away and could've said as much at any time Wasn't it Gerold Hightower who was there? Or am I getting mixed up? It's possible that Hightower didn't now that the Rhaegar Lyanna tryst was consensual at that time?
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 03:57 |
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CountFosco posted:Wasn't it Gerold Hightower who was there? Or am I getting mixed up? It's possible that Hightower didn't now that the Rhaegar Lyanna tryst was consensual at that time? It was hightower that was there. Dayne and Whent were with Rhaegar and then Lyanna from beginning to end of the rebellion.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 04:24 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:So Ian McShane as the blackfish? That would actually fit pretty well. Krinkle posted:I think not loving his sister anymore was an intregal part of his redemptive arc and it's baffling to have the show say incest til the end, incest forever, a thousand years incest. Yeah, it's a huge part of Jaime's change of heart that he comes to be unable to loving stand his idiot whore of a sister. Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jun 5, 2016 |
# ? Jun 5, 2016 05:12 |
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No Pants posted:would a show-Brienne boner even be shameful Only slightly because they teen-comedy-where-the-hot-girl-takes-off-her-glasses-and-is-now-hot uglied her up. But still, the shameful boner and Cersei's wading into myrish swamps were the wedge between them that led to their redemption arcs, and the show gave us neither handsome throbbing cocks nor damp fingers.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 06:45 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Papa and Brandon Stark seemed like smart people who got totally unavoidably hosed by the Mad King. Brandon Stark, upon hearing that his sister was kidnapped, immediately set off on a week's ride with a handful of friends and then rode up and down right out side of the Red Keep demanding that the Crown Prince come out and die. I'm gonna go with Ned or Benjen being the brains of the family on this one.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 08:52 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Brandon Stark, upon hearing that his sister was kidnapped, immediately set off on a week's ride with a handful of friends and then rode up and down right out side of the Red Keep demanding that the Crown Prince come out and die. I'm gonna go with Ned or Benjen being the brains of the family on this one. Hoster Tully flat out calls him a moron for doing it.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 09:06 |
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Zombie Cat has to be better than regular Sad Cat, right?
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 09:52 |
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It sounds like a pretty a human reaction or a romantic one even. But the dude had the entire ride down to the Landing to cool off and maybe come up with a better idea. Including being yelled at by Hoster like you said I'm gonna chalk this one up to Brandon being a spoiled first-born of a high house used to getting his way. Pretty much the dumb meathead jock Littlefinger paints him as
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:23 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Brandon Stark, upon hearing that his sister was kidnapped, immediately set off on a week's ride with a handful of friends and then rode up and down right out side of the Red Keep demanding that the Crown Prince come out and die. I'm gonna go with Ned or Benjen being the brains of the family on this one. Why do I remember him being double-crossed by Aerys but don't remember any of what y'all are saying? Normally I'm a loving encyclopedia for these dog poo poo books because I've made nothing but terrible life decisions.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:48 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Why do I remember him being double-crossed by Aerys but don't remember any of what y'all are saying? You need to to find your very own Elio and Linda.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 14:52 |
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"Brandon. Yes. Brandon would know what to do. He always did. It was all meant for Brandon. You, Winterfell, everything. He was born to be a King's Hand and father to queens. I never asked for this cup to pass to me." HEY HEIR TO THE THRONE, GET THE gently caress OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU what why are you arresting me no i wasn't plotting his murder.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 15:02 |
A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Why do I remember him being double-crossed by Aerys but don't remember any of what y'all are saying? Aerys agreed to a trial by combat but chose fire as his champion and roasted him while his dad strangled himself on a chain trying to rescue his burning son. Or the other way around. Either way it was a dick move on both ends.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 16:39 |
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boom boom boom posted:Please god, let this wandering Arya nonsense be over with by the end of this book people complain about Brienne chapters but I found Arya's interminable wandering between ACOK and ASOS totally boring as poo poo
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 17:18 |
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Bran's chapters are always the worst for me. Bran has a wolf dream. Bran feels sad because he used to have a pack, but now he doesn't. Bran wants to stay as a wolf. Jojen chastises him. Jojen gets sullen. blah blah blah. Brienne at least goes and sees people. It's like, oh snap, shes at that same Inn! Oh cool, Podrick did something useful. Oh dammmnn, is that the hound!?
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 17:40 |
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Is this new episode the one where the hound comes back?
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:10 |
yes
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:31 |
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Nice
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FGT7NzqDRU
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:05 |
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Mike N Eich posted:people complain about Brienne chapters but I found Arya's interminable wandering between ACOK and ASOS totally boring as poo poo
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 02:27 |
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Clegane Bowl is going to be a battle of the Seven. It will be The Hound and friends versus the seven actors that have played Gregor on the show.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 02:56 |
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Huh Ian McShane is septon meribald. Playing against type but I can see it working Edit: never mind perhaps not Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Jun 6, 2016 |
# ? Jun 6, 2016 03:34 |
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IAN MCFUCKINGSHANE
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:25 |
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McShane got Quentyned haha. Genius
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 04:33 |
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was that ep just a metaphor for affc or something? faux redemptive arc for hound that goes nowhere then everyone dies and he goes straight back to form. nothing of consequence happens in any other story except that this week's titties had a lesbian flavor thrown in for show.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:18 |
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The lesbian flavor was pretty great tbh.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:23 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:was that ep just a metaphor for affc or something? faux redemptive arc for hound that goes nowhere then everyone dies and he goes straight back to form. nothing of consequence happens in any other story except that this week's titties had a lesbian flavor thrown in for show. Recap of the last 2 episodes: Sandor's journey was pointless and now he's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Arya's journey was pointless and now she's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Brienne's journey was pointless and now she's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Sansa's journey was pointless and now she's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Jon's journey was pointless and now he's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Dany's journey was pointless and now she's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Cersei's journey was pointless and now she's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Jaime's journey was pointless and now he's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Bran's journey was pointless and now he's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Theon's journey was pointless and now he's moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Dorne's journey was pointless and now they're moving past the events of AFFC/ADWD. Tyrion is up to something. Margaery is the most powerful player in the game. Blackfish back ALRIGHT. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Jun 6, 2016 |
# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:25 |
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okay I don't remember the Brotherhood Without Banners being particularly sinister, even with a literal zombie of vengeance leading it.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:32 |
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Malpais Legate posted:okay I don't remember the Brotherhood Without Banners being particularly sinister, even with a literal zombie of vengeance leading it. No revenge zombie means the organization that formed to protect the people from marauders does lots of rapey mcpillage.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:34 |
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I'm glad Davos was able to use his powers of talking to little girls for good.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:51 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I'm glad Davos was able to use his powers of talking to little girls for good. Rather than the way GRRM or Aatrek would use that power, you mean?
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 06:02 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 08:47 |
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ok, i admit all the heroes getting repeatedly owned by a babby child on bear island was real good
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 06:08 |