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Numlock: May 19, 2007; The simplest seppo on the forums

Their lives are probably so pathetic and devoid of joy that how good Baylor football is at the moment is a major part of their ego. So yeah it was worth it to them.

# ? May 28, 2016 00:07

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# ? May 22, 2024 17:46

Chieves: Sep 20, 2010

There's a thread on BaylorFans that asked almost exactly that. I didn't see a single poster say they wouldn't change anything about 2011-April 2016.

# ? May 28, 2016 03:10

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

So a whole thread of people that would watch this and go "I don't get it..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2RUVnTlvs

# ? May 28, 2016 03:49

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Jesus selling your soul all for a few decent bowl games and zero shot at a national title. Doesn't seem worth it.

Has anyone blamed this on Bob Bowlsby yet?

# ? May 28, 2016 04:08

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Has anyone blamed this on Bob Bowlsby yet?

Yes, along with the Big 12 as a whole, TCU, OU, Texas, A&M, ESPN, and the liberal media wanting to destroy a Baptist institution.

Everyone is out to get lil' ole Baylor because they hated that they got good and pissed off UT. And of course "if ESPN investigated any other P5 institution they'd find stuff just as bad!"

# ? May 28, 2016 05:27

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Time for my monthly check-in on StingTalk.

Here ends my monthly check-in on StingTalk.

# ? May 31, 2016 21:46

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

D.N. Nation posted:

Time for my monthly check-in on StingTalk.

Here ends my monthly check-in on StingTalk.

Its...possible...that he's not wrong?

# ? Jun 1, 2016 00:51

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Thread Title: "Shouldn't BU Release All Incoming Players from LOI"

quote:

No. People lose their leaders all of the time. Does not mean they get to walk away from their obligation. Young men in war, many the same age as these players, lose their field commanders all of the time. Sometimes even at the hand of death. Does not mean they get to pack their bags and go home. The new jack comes in and they keep fighting. Just the way it is.

# ? Jun 1, 2016 03:05

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

rebel1608 posted:

Thread Title: "Shouldn't BU Release All Incoming Players from LOI"

This analogy is bullshit. Soldiers get paid for their work.

# ? Jun 1, 2016 03:06

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

I compare student athletes to the horrific reality of war

# ? Jun 1, 2016 03:26

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I'm the hand of death

# ? Jun 1, 2016 06:21

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

186 posted:

This analogy is bullshit. Soldiers get paid for their work.

quote:

No. People lose their leaders all of the time. Does not mean they get to walk away from their obligation. Young interns, many the same age as these players, lose their slave drivers all of the time. Sometimes even at the hand of death. Does not mean they get to shed their chains and go home. The new master comes in and they keep fetching coffee. Just the way it is.

# ? Jun 1, 2016 07:31

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

God I just love that this guy exists and probs my has a wife and kids.

# ? Jun 1, 2016 14:23

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Chilichimp posted:

I'm the hand of death

Please don't poach my black metal band's name tia

# ? Jun 1, 2016 19:38

Thermos H Christ: Sep 6, 2007; WINNINGEST BEVO

Amazing. Poe's Law is in full effect here.

quote:

God wants us to win football games. He forgives sin and mistakes and he detests pious message board posts. It's very possible (and I think likely) Briles and our team is being sacrificed by misguided individuals who actually believe winning is "nice" but not important. Baylor being kicked out of Power 5 status will create a downward spiral of irrelevance both in the sports world and every other world. This could have been handled where we do right by God without concerning itself with the anti-Christian media but the BOR decided that to do right by God they had to do right by ESPN. Huge mistake that will cost us millions and jeopardizes our relevance.

I don't know you [Poster] and I imagine you are a great Godly man who desires to be even greater but this Football doesn't matter as much as our image concept is harmful and at the root of self destructive and unfixable snap decisions.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:46

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Thermos H Christ posted:

Amazing. Poe's Law is in full effect here.

That entire thread is loving bonkers

# ? Jun 2, 2016 18:59

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Thermos H Christ posted:

Amazing. Poe's Law is in full effect here.

You can repent if you rape someone. But there's no contrition for missing out on bowl games!

# ? Jun 2, 2016 19:04

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

I have never been more happy to read

quote:

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# ? Jun 2, 2016 19:04

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Thermos H Christ posted:

Amazing. Poe's Law is in full effect here.

Football fans are the worst. Good god.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 19:39

Morby: Sep 6, 2007

"Rape is bad, but what's worse is being denied a chance at the playoffs."

# ? Jun 3, 2016 00:04

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Thermos H Christ posted:

Amazing. Poe's Law is in full effect here.

It's like a King of the Hill character

# ? Jun 3, 2016 00:46

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

So this exists and I suppose it goes here

# ? Jun 5, 2016 19:22

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

rebel1608 posted:

So this exists and I suppose it goes here

So long, and thanks for all of the rape scandals.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:12

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

rebel1608 posted:

So this exists and I suppose it goes here

This has to be a honeypot to catch terrible people.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 00:54

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

The depth of human callousness is just amazing.

http://jezebel.com/father-of-stanford-rapist-argues-his-son-should-not-be-1780656927

# ? Jun 6, 2016 17:37

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Brock has been so mopey ever since he raped that girl life just isn't fair

Also this is basically a response to this:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/heres-the-powerful-letter-the-stanford-victim-read-to-her-ra

That dad can gently caress right off and die because his dumbass son ruined the poo poo out of that girl's life.

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jun 6, 2016

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:28

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

I think the girl wrote a letter about the sentencing, saying that she doesn't even necessarily want him to have his life ruined, but for him to just confront the violence he did onto her and recognize that it hurt her.

Though that's probably a big mistake with regard to any and all sorts of legal ramifications, but still

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:34

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

pillsburysoldier posted:

I think the girl wrote a letter about the sentencing, saying that she doesn't even necessarily want him to have his life ruined, but for him to just confront the violence he did onto her and recognize that it hurt her.

Though that's probably a big mistake with regard to any and all sorts of legal ramifications, but still

She read this letter at his sentencing: https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/heres-the-powerful-letter-the-stanford-victim-read-to-her-ra?utm_term=.goB0r7P2n#.uwjk8RmVJ

Which meticulously breaks down his crime, embarrassing defenses and really just decimates him as a person.

So naturally he got 6 months probation.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:38

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

She read this letter at his sentencing: https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/heres-the-powerful-letter-the-stanford-victim-read-to-her-ra?utm_term=.goB0r7P2n#.uwjk8RmVJ

Which meticulously breaks down his crime, embarrassing defenses and really just decimates him as a person.

So naturally he got 6 months probation.

I read about this and it's gross...

But what does this have to do with football? Wasn't this guy a swimmer or some poo poo?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:40

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

White people, am I right?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:41

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Ostentatious posted:

White people, am I right?

Not in this case, no. Rape isn't a white people problem.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:45

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Mainly talking about the 6 month probation for a rape charge but ok

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:48

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Chilichimp posted:

I read about this and it's gross...

But what does this have to do with football? Wasn't this guy a swimmer or some poo poo?

Not much, just a followup to NC-17's post and probably posted here because there's no lovely posts thread in SAS proper and because it's a fun contrast to Baylor.

Or maybe it's Rape chat monday, e/o.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:50

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Is his father Art Briles?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:51

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Ostentatious posted:

Mainly talking about the 6 month probation for a rape charge but ok

He got 6 months in county jail, not probation.

It's still BULLSHIT, but it's not 6 months probation, which would be flaming loving meteor bullshit.

edit:

also, point taken, white people get off for gross poo poo.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:57

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

San Jose Merc, what the gently caress happened?
http://www.mercurynews.com/scott-herhold/ci_29966203/brock-turner-deserves-county-jail-not-state-prison

quote:

But probation officials, who see hundreds of less remorseful defendants, had it right. Turner should be given six months in county jail. He is not, as the prosecution has it, "a continued threat to the community."

Why do I say that? The probation people cite his lack of a criminal record and what they see as genuine remorse. His attorneys have argued that the ex-swimmer has a record of real accomplishment.

"I would give anything to change what happened that night." Turner wrote in a statement to probation authorities that was quoted in a defense brief. "I can never forgive myself for imposing trauma and pain on (the victim)."

Severity

Nobody should be confused about the severity of this case for him. For the rest of his life, Turner will have to register as a convicted sex offender. That effectively closes many career avenues. It's a permanent blight.

now that everyone knows he made a mistake once, this poor Stanford kid will never get to work at Goldman Sachs. :qq:

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:59

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

San Jose Merc, what the gently caress happened?
http://www.mercurynews.com/scott-herhold/ci_29966203/brock-turner-deserves-county-jail-not-state-prison

now that everyone knows he made a mistake once, this poor Stanford kid will never get to work at Goldman Sachs.

But... his bright future...

# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:04

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

If he's still going to Stanford and talks to the right people, he could probably still work at Goldman Sachs pretty easily.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:09

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

pillsburysoldier posted:

If he's still going to Stanford and talks to the right people, he could probably still work at Goldman Sachs pretty easily.

But what will they do with a guiltless, pod-person who is willing to do anything in order to satisfy his lizard brain's need for immediate gratification?

# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:12

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# ? May 22, 2024 17:46

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Little known fact, they tried the Stanford Prison experiment at 99 other schools in the country, and 99 times no one got hurt.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:13

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