Daco Vato posted:

Hey by the way man I was on probation when you did it so I couldn't respond but thanks for eulogizing Talon. I'm working on trying to get him back at some point. That was very cool of you, just like that other thing you did too. He's a bit stubborn but I'll continue to chip away at the stone there. Means a lot - you know who he is to me. You're top shelf.

Glory of Arioch posted:

Massasoit posted:

Turns out Salastil isn't alliance leadership and wildly speculates about everything.

Beanbox posted:

Ill be your friend Paco, Im lonely too.

Syndic Thrass posted:

Sorry paco, but much like the cfc dot, I don't owe you content.

Glory of Arioch posted:

avatarinwin posted:

PL is moving to fountain this week, sorry mbc!

Xolve posted:

I'm really curious where you pulled that October figure from- but I mean, whatever you gotta say to save face

Zaradis posted:

So what is the state of the Imperium now? Is it even fun or worth it for a noob player to try to join Goonswarm?

Daco Vato posted:

Dank meme breh. I'm frankly getting a bit tired of your schtick Syndic. You bring less than nothing to the table. You don't have anything intelligent to say or add to this or any conversation I've seen you interact in so it's hurf-a-blurf shut the gently caress up paco. "Hey look I told paco to shut up! I'm cool, right guys? Right? Guys?" Look at how transparent and unoriginal you are.

There's a lot of talk about moving goalposts in this thread, but the worst moving goalposts are the posting ones. If you make a post as insipid as this and you're part of the cool kids club then it's all well and good. Yeah you've been a goon for a long time -- so what? Lots of inept people stay in one place for a long time -- it's not an accomplishment. If someone like Mara comes at me (which he does) and tells me to shut the gently caress up I can at least say yeah okay dude doesn't like my posting but at least he's a decent poster and a contributor to the alliance and I like him for it and tell him I like him. All you are is a boring carnival barker. Space Trump without the space bucks. Maybe it's time you shut the gently caress up for a change.


I don't really see how cracking a joke is being bitter, but keep smugging it up. We get it, you pushed the button and reported me and you're very proud of yourself over it. Congratulations. You come off like a whiny baby but hey whatever floats your boat vyst. Please keep posting on our internal forums though because it's fun to dunk on you there and watch morons like Lord Benz (who follows me around like a jilted ex to negrep almost all of my posts by the way) to come whiteknight for your stupid rear end. Hate to say I told you so indeed.

So that's what's up with me. At a point where I'm sick of this game and the people in it. I don't have any friends left in goons so really there's not much reason for me to stick around. The en vogue thing to do at this point is some fancy goonfuckery or rage against the system of a bizkit like Angelique did but I don't have it in me because I don't feel that way. I love goons as a collective and as an idea but individual goons... not so much. The worst torture I can apparently inflict on you guys is sticking around and posting so I'll keep doing that because that seems to make some people madder than anything else and if I leave they get to smug about it and I just can't have that.

And yes, before any of you nerds go and lick the cheeto dust off your fingers (except vyst he probably does the Rick Ross pear diet now) and say it, let me save you the trouble. :condi: and kisses, guys.

evilweasel posted:

Goonswarm has lost our space, but has largely maintained its cohesion and currently lives in Saranen. This is definitely an interesting time for a new player to join Goonswarm - things are happening, there's always something to do - but there is less hand-holding for new players as a result of a fairly all-encompasing war effort.

If you are interested it's probably the best time to join in a while.

Glory of Arioch posted:

i pulled it from your buddy youtuber

Massasoit posted:

Turns out Salastil isn't alliance leadership and wildly speculates about everything.

evilweasel posted:

Goonswarm has lost our space, but has largely maintained its cohesion and currently lives in Saranen. This is definitely an interesting time for a new player to join Goonswarm - things are happening, there's always something to do - but there is less hand-holding for new players as a result of a fairly all-encompasing war effort.

If you are interested it's probably the best time to join in a while.

vyst posted:

lol look at all of these fuckin words im not reading

Landsknecht posted:

it's a great time to learn about insta-undocking/docking mechanics and weaponized boredom, if that's what you're into

Glory of Arioch posted:

throwing your buddy under the bus, not cool dude

evilweasel posted:

no better time to learn things on a harsh curve like that than when you're flying free frigates

Landsknecht posted:

no better time to not be able to experience most of the game, because you're wardecced and station camped

Daco Vato posted:

Not gonna lie that's a pretty edgy post fam. You'd get along well with my 13 year old you guys seem about the same level of edginess. Do you play Melee or Project M? Maybe you can make a new friend.

Landsknecht posted:

well it was globby who's right, so...


no better time to not be able to experience most of the game, because you're wardecced and station camped

vyst posted:

I get along well with everyone because I'm pretty easy going and have a wide variety of interests

Landsknecht posted:

well it was globby who's right, so...


no better time to not be able to experience most of the game, because you're wardecced and station camped

evilweasel posted:

if we can't get out of the station you guys sure seem to be self-destructing a lot of ships for no reason

Mnoba posted:

we have a C02 nightmare fleet trapped in a station 2 jumps away from Saranen local is brutal

Daco Vato posted:

Not quite everyone there, muchacho.

Elmnt80 posted:

Join groon, die hilariously in syndicate today!

vyst posted:

I don't want to get along with you because you're not a cool person.

Goatman Sacks posted:

I can't tell if CO2 are really awful, are really bad at taking unwinnable fights, or just don't care if their poo poo blows up or doesn't.

vyst posted:

Be a cool and good poster and you can be added to the list again.

Daco Vato posted:

Come now you know I'll never be a good poster when the goalposts defining that are constantly shifting. I just said the same thing a few posts up. I tried being cool with you, chill, telling you that you did a good job, congratulating you on your personal victory, telling you we missed you. All of that is still true, but yet you continue to come at me and come and come and come (feels good man etc.) I don't care about the report on me I deserved the probation like I said - my problem is that you smugged about reporting which is like... "I'm gonna tellllll!" It's schoolyard bullshit and you're supposed to be better than that, man. It's all more disappointing than anything else actually because you honestly can be a cool dude I've seen it -- just not with me, so as a result I'm uncool back. Quid pro quo, Clarice.

My paco essence aside, I'm honestly a pretty chill guy who spends most of his waking hours too stoned to get truly worked up over anything. I don't say this to my own horn, just to make a point. You don't have to believe me or agree and that's fine, but I've had a lot of years of introspection and empirical feedback from people which buttresses this claim, so it's not completely unfounded. The fact is that you chose to come at me so early on in my eve life and keep at it actually shows that you didn't give me much of a chance at all from the get go. You just seemed to have glommed on to the "be a dick to paco" train pretty quickly. I mean you RO'd me for badposting... in helldump. I must be the only goon ever RO'd for a post in helldump. If that's not targeting I don't know what is.

I took the time out of my busy work day to write this out because I think there is something worth salvaging here honestly. I think you're truly pretty chill and if you did come back I'd not want you to think I'm out to get you or anything like that -- I'm not out to get anyone, I'm just... me.

Let's just call it a detente and leave it at that, shall we? Thanks.

KaoliniteMilkshake posted:

Wear GROON shirts

vyst posted:

This whole blob of words is exactly why you will never be a chill nor good poster. You wrote a novel to contrast what I said. That is neither chill, nor good.