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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Evil Fluffy posted:

I wish Democrats has "go gently caress yourself Israel" as a party platform but sucking up to Israel is a very bipartisan thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8BwqzzqcDs

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

zoux posted:

They got the training wheels on for tonight.
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/740280080795107329

holy moly, this is going to be a big night. the pivot is real

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus

Evil Fluffy posted:

Clinton's probably going to do this poo poo on a national level too, especially if Schumer's running the Senate. Sadly there really isn't a "gently caress Israel it's a loving awful country we need to condemn them and not shield them from the rest of the world" option in the 2016 election. Obama's about as good as we're going to see for a long time.


I wish Democrats has "go gently caress yourself Israel" as a party platform but sucking up to Israel is a very bipartisan thing.

I look forward to our country going back to sucking Bibi's cock and doing anything he wants after this year.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I've often wondered if Trump's ever actually been in any sort of legit physical confrontation. Simply because it almost feels like he zero concept of what it means to cross the line so spectacularly that somebody decks you.

I mean, he probably beat the poo poo out of a gay kid when he was in high school

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Evil Fluffy posted:

I wish Democrats has "go gently caress yourself Israel" as a party platform but sucking up to Israel is a very bipartisan thing.

Obama still has a few more months to bait Bibi into destroying America's bi-partisan Israel boner. Come on, Bibi, endorse Trump.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sir Tonk posted:

holy moly, this is going to be a big night. the pivot is real

What the gently caress is Trump even going to talk about? He's been the nominee for a month, today changes nothing.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Now I'm wondering if Trump WERE to try to pivot to an ordinary suit politician, would he lose supporters who like him because of what an unrepentant rear end in a top hat he is?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the gently caress is Trump even going to talk about? He's been the nominee for a month, today changes nothing.

mitch and ryan typed up a nice speech for trump to read

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

How fondly do Texans (at large, not just Dems) look upon Ann Richards?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Xanderkish posted:

Now I'm wondering if Trump WERE to try to pivot to an ordinary suit politician, would he lose supporters who like him because of what an unrepentant rear end in a top hat he is?
Depends on the way he pivots, IMO. If he just stopped saying stupid poo poo and actually started putting forth policy ideas then no. If he actually apologized for being a racist shitbag maybe.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Trumps not going to loving pivot how have the last 3 months not convinced people that he can't yet? The most he's going to do is offer a tone deaf non apology that might make some Republican big names stop freaking out for a while.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

FAUXTON posted:

How fondly do Texans (at large, not just Dems) look upon Ann Richards?

I'm gonna be the voice for the average texan and say, who is Ann Richards?

That's your answer.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Well yeah, I was only speaking hypothetically :v:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Trumps not going to loving pivot how have the last 3 months not convinced people that he can't yet? The most he's going to do is offer a tone deaf non apology that might make some Republican big names stop freaking out for a while.

Calling it now, Paul Ryan will release a statement very soon after the teleprompter conference about how encouraged he is by the progress Donald Trump has made tonight.

BobTheJanitor
Jun 28, 2003

nachos posted:

Calling it now, Paul Ryan will release a statement very soon after the teleprompter conference about how encouraged he is by the progress Donald Trump has made tonight.

And if you take the first letter of each sentence it will spell out H E L P M E

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Calling it now, the presser is just going to be a Ryan-hired Trump impersonator reading a speech saying how sorry he is and how he will fall in line as Ryan watches from a darkened booth, pantsless

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Trumps not going to loving pivot how have the last 3 months not convinced people that he can't yet? The most he's going to do is offer a tone deaf non apology that might make some Republican big names stop freaking out for a while.

Even if he did, Hillary's already got years worth of video and audio of Trump being Trump. Not only is it too late, you just know someone is going to ask him about the judge/Trump University/his tiny hands and he's going to flip out.

I give any Trump pivot 12 hours, max, before he goes right back to being Trump. And that's being generous. So generous.

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."
Trump will make it five words into his apology/pivot before turning red and letting forth such a flurry of racial and ethnic slurs the likes of which this world has never seen.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

I'm gonna be the voice for the average texan and say, who is Ann Richards?

That's your answer.

Ever hear the line about GHWB being born with a silver foot in his mouth?

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Calling it now, the presser is just going to be a Ryan-hired Trump impersonator reading a speech saying how sorry he is and how he will fall in line as Ryan watches from a darkened booth, pantsless

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Tim Raines IRL posted:

I think I need to just delete Facebook until December. The meme of the day seems to be "a vote for a third party is a vote for Trump!" Yes I understand basic math and how counting works, you idiots, I'm still not going to vote for your idiot lizard-fascist-in-a-pantsuit.

Don't be stupid

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the gently caress is Trump even going to talk about? He's been the nominee for a month, today changes nothing.

Tonight is almost certainly the final night of the democratic primary. Trump's only goal is to keep the networks on him and not on California, if that means an empty suit pivot, so be it, if that means executing a hispanic man on stage, so be it.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Bushiz posted:

I mean, he probably beat the poo poo out of a gay kid when he was in high school

No, that was the "reasonable trump alternative", mittens.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Considering that the networks are finally starting to turn on Trump and openly mock him, his idea of wanting to keep the media attention on him tonight is probably really bad. But of course he doesn't know any better, especially since the media has been sucking his dick for 6 months. But they are just about ready to dump him. He just doesn't understand it.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

FAUXTON posted:

How fondly do Texans (at large, not just Dems) look upon Ann Richards?

Anyone over like thirty will speak very kindly of her, no matter your party.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/740324316110295040

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

I'm gonna be the voice for the average texan and say, who is Ann Richards?

That's your answer.

I'm a dirty liberal from MA and even I know who Ann Richards is. She got mooned by Hank Hill in that episode of King of the Hill. :butt:

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/740328635437973504

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

berserker posted:

Don't be stupid

If you don't live in a battleground state it really doesn't matter who you vote for.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Narciss posted:

As if the man could be any more based, here is an article by James (((Rosen))):



Good job with that Neo-Nazi signalling on the Author's name.

Remind us again how you're able to argue in good faith.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Based on CNNs count, so far today, Clinton had 1 super switch from Sanders TO her.

But he's coming back, guys

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



Open the bloodgates.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
I read a thing that also called George Holding an incumbent and I'm confused

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

FAUXTON posted:

How fondly do Texans (at large, not just Dems) look upon Ann Richards?

As a 34 year old white male raised by Rush Limbaugh listeners, I had a vague dislike for her I didn't understand. All I know is she's why Baylor is in the Big 12 and she seems cool for shutting out TCU.

The Bunk
Sep 15, 2007

Oh, I just don't know
where to begin.
Fun Shoe

theflyingorc posted:

I read a thing that also called George Holding an incumbent and I'm confused

Result of the NC redistributing. They were both incumbents.

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

:wow: That is pathetic. Just watch his face go "oh no, I'm not going to get my way!" Jesus.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol apparently Sanders is now telling people that he's setting his sight on the DC primary. I've loving had it with him, he's a loon.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol apparently Sanders is now telling people that he's setting his sight on the DC primary. I've loving had it with him, he's a loon.

Or he could just be completing his campaign like he said he would do the entire loving primary. God drat, people really want to hate.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Clinton is back to +4/5 in polls vs Trump by the way

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Fojar38 posted:

Clinton is back to +4/5 in polls vs Trump by the way

+10 in new Reuters poll

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